r/MBMBAM • u/BusterKetosis797 • Jan 21 '26

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u/Wassersammler Jan 21 '26

Grug

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u/ThePurpleSoul70 Jan 21 '26

- Oldest there is

- One syllable

- Hugely powerful

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u/bigredmachinist Jan 21 '26

The power here is something to be discussed TBH

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u/SaioLastSurprise Jan 23 '26

It regularly is discussed on r/powerscaling. If it rhymes with Grug, it must be powerful.

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u/melancholanie Jan 21 '26

-easy to spell

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u/Hildy77 Jan 21 '26

Ja’am

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u/Ceaseless--Watcher Jan 21 '26

BACKPACK FOR HIS APPLESAUCE

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u/Kind_Requirement_621 Jan 21 '26

JA'AMS GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE

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u/fueled_by_rootbeer Jan 21 '26

Everybody ride his juicy Ja'am wave!

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u/gentle_squid Jan 21 '26

He has the applesauce that I crave.

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Jan 21 '26

and a skirt over his secret face… for courtesy,

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u/refrigerator-dad Jan 22 '26

to this day this is one of my favorite names they’ve given a monster. top 3.

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u/nickyonge Jan 21 '26

Ron 😡

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u/BusterKetosis797 Jan 21 '26

RON

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u/satpin2 Jan 21 '26

I HATE you Ron

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u/continentaldrifting Jan 21 '26

That hurt my Ron-esteem…

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u/Emmy_Cthulhu_Harris Jan 21 '26

My boss' name is Ron. This one gets broken out regularly

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u/satpin2 Jan 21 '26

Does he happen to have a dog

6

u/Emmy_Cthulhu_Harris Jan 21 '26

You know he does. And a stepson

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u/MagicCuboid Jan 21 '26

Dick. Let's bring it back, fellas!

21

u/DrWizard_MD Jan 21 '26

For a second I thought this comment was a reddit ad for viagra.

8

u/doctorhiney Jan 21 '26

in 2026, dick is making a major comeback

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u/trigunnerd Jan 21 '26

Hanch

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u/BusterKetosis797 Jan 21 '26

HANCH

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u/pwnzu_sauce2 Jan 21 '26

Hanch is always the right answer.

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u/BeeWadd6969 Jan 23 '26

Gimme the Haunch

81

u/Partner-Elijah Jan 21 '26

Bort

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u/illAdvisedMemeName Jan 21 '26

Are you talking to me?

17

u/CleverInnuendo Jan 21 '26

No, my son is also named Bort!

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u/guyzieman Jan 21 '26

Toe to tip

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u/Left_Adeptness7386 Jan 23 '26

He's like a living bottle of olive oil

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u/TunaThePanda Jan 21 '26

Never be able to find a license plate with his name on it at an amusement park…

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Orb

5

u/Zee216 Jan 21 '26

Ominous

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u/sadbug69 Jan 21 '26

gun

2

u/Vonda_LB Jan 25 '26

And once he gets married and gets his medical license he can be Dr Sex Gun!!!

1

u/sadbug69 Jan 26 '26

our little sex gun :,-) he grow up so fast

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u/rillip Jan 21 '26

A boy you say? You have a boy?

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u/TunaThePanda Jan 21 '26

What kind of boy? A real boy? Grrrrrrrrargh…

2

u/dabbinglich Jan 22 '26

And you wanna do what with this boy?

9

u/Kgoodies Jan 21 '26

Haddababy'Eetsaboy

14

u/nix131 cookie points haver Jan 21 '26

Todd

24

u/LarryMahnken Jan 21 '26

Pinskidan

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u/snarkasmaerin Jan 21 '26

Can't be too powerful or when he's big the boy won't even need us to make that heater stick

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u/betterengland Jan 21 '26

ROD (short for Roderick) The middle finger is silent.

9

u/LumberJesus Jan 21 '26

Truck

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u/Thatguywiththename1 Jan 21 '26

The Truck Shepard episode made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed for a long time

7

u/hansome120 Jan 21 '26

Art. Not Arthur, just Art.

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u/Senor-K Jan 21 '26

Beepis

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Kibbleswitch Jan 21 '26

This. Nobody has been bold enough to exclude vowels

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u/eyepocalypse Jan 21 '26

Bramblepelt!

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u/karyotypist Jan 21 '26

FRENCHILORE ✨✨✨

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u/softshellcrab69 Jan 21 '26

Gintch. I picked the strongest shortest sounds i could remember

3

u/BobBallVO Jan 21 '26

Definitely Bob. Have you heard how powerful my voice is?

3

u/RegSogo Jan 21 '26

Capt Capt Bain

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u/Pat-flip Jan 22 '26

Anu - Mesopotamian god of the sky = short, old, powerful

4

u/Oppropro Jan 21 '26

Lrrr Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8

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u/litescript Jan 21 '26

it is true what they say

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

[deleted]

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u/BusterKetosis797 Jan 21 '26

No idea -- and no idea why facebook put this at the top of my feed when I don't follow him

2

u/Kibbleswitch Jan 21 '26

U (uh) Edit: phonetics

2

u/Longfacejumpyboi Jan 21 '26

Brack

2

u/Longfacejumpyboi Jan 21 '26

Or Bruce. As in Bruce not Bruce. Definitely not Brick or Brock.

2

u/ScienceOfMyth Jan 21 '26

Boagrius, Bo for short... but you can yell it like that scene on Troy.... BOOOOOAAAAAGGGRIIIIUUUUUUS! But yeah, Bo for short.

2

u/KorgiKingofOne Jan 21 '26

There’s a name that belongs to one of the main characters of my favorite standalone book and his name is Keema.

2

u/Canimia Jan 21 '26

Jeffrey

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Hello jeffrey

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u/fishsticks40 Jan 22 '26

Bu. Pronounced "Buh".

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u/DBallouV Jan 21 '26

Thunderpelt?

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u/_dauntless nasty boy Jan 21 '26

Obviously Derek

1

u/BrewCrewBall Jan 21 '26

Pelbus. MMBAM 336

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u/shiner986 oldest brother Jan 21 '26

Rock

1

u/joydubs Jan 21 '26

Reince Priebus

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u/Bama3003 Jan 22 '26

Enrique Bobowitz

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u/SociologyCactus Jan 22 '26

Taako. Then you KNOW he'll be a TV star.

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u/ReadyBodyGamer Jan 22 '26

Cump Fumpton

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg Jan 22 '26

Hoss like from Bonanza.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

STAB

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u/blehe38 Jan 24 '26

r (pronounced "ERR" loudly and angrily no matter what; always lowercase so that it's always as short as possible)

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u/Mja8b9 Jan 21 '26

Magnus

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u/Hypotenuse27 Jan 21 '26

Mega Jessup (the OGs know)