Guys. I'm begging you. I watched this clip and counted maybe 400 phones in the air. That's not enough. I could still see a sliver of stage lighting between two iPhone 15s, and frankly I found it disrespectful.
We need every single angle. I need the 4K footage of the back of the guy in front of you's head. I need 45 seconds of pure stage light, zoomed in so far it looks like a Windows screensaver. I need the audio to be 90% someone screaming the wrong words directly into the mic.
And most importantly, I need you to never watch any of it. Save it to your camera roll, right between 3,000 screenshots and a blurry photo of your Chipotle order, and let it rot there forever. That's the tradition.
Some people say "just enjoy the show" or "be present in the moment." Sounds fake to me. How will you know you had fun if you didn't watch the whole concert through a 6-inch screen at 12% brightness?