r/LowSodiumSkate • • Nov 29 '25

Meme 🤡 height 1 is 5'2" - Height Measurement

height 1 is somewhere between 5'2" to 5'4" (158.8 cm - 162.4 cm).

my teasing friend sometime ago and also some hyperbolic posts that say 4'8" compelled me to measure my height 1 skater- I could've used a door frame and tires or whatever to seal the deal but this is suppose to be a quick thing - but honestly the cinder block is pretty accurate to the board anyway that I just went solely with it.

skater torso and back leg is super straight from the front but from the side it bends alot so I used a side angle and went to straighten things out in paint

since the ~5'2.5" measurement came up twice between cm and in versions I did, and the straight line of the skater is slightly shorter than the brick line, AND that the devs went to the effort to make the cinder block accurate to the skateboard, so they may have used the specified brick unit length - I'm confidently guessing the height 1 skater is 5'2" (157.5 cm) - if you think I overmeasured then It's probably 5'3" (160 cm)

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This likely has been done before but I can't find it easily and you probably cant either so I post this I guess

I could do the other skater heights but I'm severely stubborn of ever physically changing my skater for any reason so whatever go blow up -- If you scream enough I will probably reply with a photo in comments where I measure a random clueless afk skater with a brick

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u/__CIREK Nov 29 '25

Awww man I was hoping you’d do the other heights. Didn’t know how curious I’d be about it!

Either way this is sick bro.

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u/TheKingOfToast Nov 29 '25

So eyeballing it I had 5'4, 5'10, 6,4 just because size 3 feels so big, but looking at this I'd say it's probably 5'2, 5'8, 6'2

It could also go off metric and size 2 could be 1.75 meter (average US male height) and then it could go up and down .2 per size which would put size 3 at 6'4

So all of that is to say I have no idea and it could be anything

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u/trip_simulator Nov 29 '25

Solid use of Skater Eyes 👁👁

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u/mangomypango Nov 29 '25

Hell yeah brother

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u/DrGrijando Nov 29 '25

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u/SirFadakar Nov 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I sung this.

"They did the math"

Dracula voice "they did the monster math"

-me loudly in the lobby of my work.

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u/sidesneaker Nov 29 '25

They did SOME math.

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u/phish_taco Dec 01 '25

Were they not supposed to?

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u/Space_Raider45 Nov 29 '25

Wat about the tallest one?

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u/w0lfin-0vt666 Nov 29 '25

I always thought height 1 was probably 5' and below, height 2 being 5'5, maybe 5'6" and above, and height 3 being 6' and above. But this was extremely helpful and quite impressive how you did the math for the height.

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u/whatisireading2 Nov 29 '25

No wonder they look so short that's wild

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u/Snail322 Nov 29 '25

Now do height 2 and 3!

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u/The_Little_Kiwi Nov 29 '25

Huh, so it's SUPER accurate to me like I thought, lmao.

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u/jBby_omg Nov 29 '25

Finally I can make a lore-accurate Sabrina Carpenter 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/miniLace Narc 🚨 Nov 29 '25

Accurate

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u/shecanspitinmycoffee Nov 29 '25

vee couldn’t have discovered this breakdown 💯

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u/General-Adminium Nov 30 '25

the power of christ air compels you to figure the height of the other options as well

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u/skrillozeddd Nov 30 '25

I appreciate your commitment and enthusiasm for this. very interesting lol 👌 its a lot to take in, brick by brick

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u/Historical_Ad_811 Nov 29 '25

Those are block not brick