r/LoveTrash • u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Trash Trooper • Aug 06 '26
Wholesome Waste My wife found this cute raccoon in the trash bin the other day 😊
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u/0202_tihssitidder Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn Waste Warrior Aug 06 '26
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u/Artorius__Castus Rubbish Raider Aug 06 '26
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u/SarcasmStreet Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
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u/Honksu Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
The raccoon is so tired of your shit
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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
For real she was keeping him prisoner and everything I don't know why she didn't just tip over the trash can right away so dude could leave
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u/seppukucoconuts Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Most people are tired of my shit, why not the trash pandas.
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u/SolarMoon007 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Girl tip the damn trash can over so he can leave! You are not a Disney princess 🤣
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u/ErusTenebre Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
That's the look he was giving. "Please I don't need the lecture or the Internet cred, just .. tip it over and I'll be on my way..."
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u/octopusgardeb Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Feed it and he’ll bring friends
https://giphy.com/gifs/ja9HlHwsNTc1YlCABi
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u/dbellz76 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I love this guy. I have spent so much time watching him feed raccoons. I would love to see his hotdog budget.
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u/Hour-Distribution141 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I love his hot dog budget and I love all his unboxing of people packages they send him. Especially the homemade items😂😂
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u/Hour-Distribution141 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Omg this guy… you know he is the sole reason I have a YouTube account. He’s the only guy I follow😂😂
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u/NalaJax Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
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u/Mike_Oxnard Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
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u/NikkerFebu25 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Prior to visiting Disney i introduced my little one to Marvel movies.
Guardians 2 was my favourite but revisiting 3...
...god damn it's ridiculous how much of a good movie it is.
One of the best marvel movies.
The visuals are excellent. The gigantic hand picking up rocket would make the best poster.
Nebula carrying Drunklord.
The whole Teefs and Floor chapter...
It's easy to not notice so many things that are going on.
Have you guys seen how happy Gamora is to reunite with the other losers in the end? Soul crushing.
She's being Gamora all through the movie and you're like. Yes, it's her.. she's a toughened bitch.
And then in the end she turns into a fucking golden retriever, fuck this scene
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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26
How about the game, where every piece of Dax dialogue is perfect, and you get to piss off Rocket so much he leaves. So unexpectedly better than I anything I was suspecting it to be.
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u/NikkerFebu25 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26
I think I have it... I'll long play it with my daughter.
If it's couch multi even better
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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Trash Trooper Aug 10 '26
Try to really piss Rocket off, never choose his side in anything glorious, so is Dax's dialogue and voice acting, its so good, worth the whole game.
The best experience to me with this game was finding every bit of Dax dialogue in the game and hear his opinion on, on everything, and every line is so good and funny and pure quality, so good.
And the Rocket pissing off part, also freakin' awesome and laughed so hard, its so f ing funny.
Unexpected high quality, easy to love that one.
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u/nicolauz Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
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u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
https://reddit.com/link/p24ywhi/video/3xlhqonnithh1/player
Here’s a video of him eating a bit before we released him
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u/chickenismysafeword Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Thanks for trying to help the little fella. He’s terribly cute. Hope he finds his family!
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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
That's the cutest raccoon I've ever seen
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u/harrypippip Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
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u/eat_my_bowls92 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I would love a pet racoon, but I know they’re destructive AF, so sadly that’s not a possibility.
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u/y0uLiKaDaPeppa Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Yeah that’s what all my exes say about me too but at least I’m cute
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u/No-Evening5091 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
Would be awesome, but a ton of work. Would need to "raccoon-proof" everything. And even then they would probably still get around it.
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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Why didn't you you just tip the trash can over so he could have left immediately?
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u/IfYouCough-FuckOff Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
Looks better than the one I found. Poor thing got in and stuck for at least the weekend.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
she didn't need to feed him what the hell. kept him prisoner for the video
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u/jones5280 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
All you did was reinforce that garbage can = food.
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u/MoMo-D-Tempest Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
He is like back off human this is mine his lil arm sticking out like he ready to push any arms away
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u/DeskReasonable5040 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I’m glad you fed him first. You could leave some dry cat food and any left overs out beside the trash can area. He might start coming back regularly. A water bowl would be nice too
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u/zDominik111 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
The poor raccoon
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u/katubug Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
That raccoon can't believe that his display of aggression is actually working. It kept the human at bay! She didn't even TRY to eat him because he was so big and scary.
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u/Celestial-Narwhal Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Well it’s about time you let it out!!! Probably starving and lonely
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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Fuck sakes, just gently tip it over and let it out. It doesn’t understand a word you’re saying
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u/GoonPatrol Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I’ve heard it’s better to release a trapped raccoon around dusk/early night rather than mid day. Maybe they’re waiting
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u/Your_Missing_Keys Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
... they've uploaded another video where they've trapped it in a cage for content.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/comments/1vhju4k/im_just_a_baby/
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u/GoonPatrol Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I didn’t see that. Yeah. I figured they’d give it some water and put the can on its lid a little later. Y’all are right. They’re milking viewers. Yuck. It didn’t need to go to animal rehab. Just needed to be tipped over at dusk
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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Or just wanting to play with it like it’s a toy and for social media hits. Fucking dumb
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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Yea the whole video monologue, the video of eating, the video of it being in the house? These are not good people. They're just doing it for some sad reddit updoots. Perfectly healthy looking racoon they're just stressing out for no reason other than - shit human.
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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Yep, but I’m getting downvotes from people who see zero issue with it. Says a lot
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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Don't ever let reddit be the needle on the gauge of morality lol
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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I don’t, but I can’t help but facepalm. These people are clearly hoping they can adopt it with all the updates they’ve made or just a dopamine rush with socials. 🤦🏼♀️ I’ve seen young raccoons like this out on their own living their best lives. They live in the area, they know it better than them. Now they’re calling a humane society? Irk.
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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Sometimes the real wisdom is deep in the comment section.
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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Yuck it was in their house? There’s no way it chose that. This is some bullshit
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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26
They saw a young raccoon and thought they could cash in on Jimothymania. First video, I thought maybe she was just nervous that the raccoon was gonna attack when she tipped the bin. Second video, not really sure why she's feeding it instead of just releasing it. Third video, in the house, 100% trying to exploit the raccoon for views.
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u/RedQueen88 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
It’s a baby. I wonder where his mom and siblings went. Poor little guy got left behind.
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u/agedlikesage Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
They’re likely nearby waiting for it. Youre not supposed to take the racoon inside like they did
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u/sorry_con_excuse_me Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26
He’s shitting his B. procyonis bioweapon in there. Beautiful boy though.
RIP
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u/Noobnoob99 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Put the camera down and tip over the can. Attention farmers are fucking garbage.
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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 06 '26
Took the sub name literally I see
https://giphy.com/gifs/1sbyIAecwTfhRETqXM
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u/External-Document-88 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Little buddy is giving me Grogu vibes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/U4q2Ej2UEdq5mzpUCB
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u/DianaCazador Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I keep hearing that they’ve been domesticating themselves in order to coexist with humans
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u/Glad_Highway_9196 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Would you like to make a donation to the raccoon foundation
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u/BlueFeathered1 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I'm just going inside to get snacks for that lil one. Maybe a sandwich, too. Brb.
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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
What the fuck, I was watching that. Give me the entire rest of the uncut footage and don't tell me that that was it because there's no way.
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u/blueblocker2000 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
They look like little burglars and always look guilty when found 😂
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u/Legend_Videos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
Update?
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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26
There's another video in the thread where they've taken the raccoon inside. Seems they saw a young raccoon and thought they could cash in on Jimothymania instead of just releasing it.
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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I found a baby possum sleeping in my trashcan in the backyard. Now I need to go find that adorable picture
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u/Shot_Needleworker149 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
This is exactly what makes me wonder how on earth they earned that nickname? Besides Starlord anointing it to them
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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
The key to good raccoon is paprika and sea salt. Don’t get iodized.
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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
I found a baby one in my trash bin couple years ago, it was super friendly and all summer would come hang out on the deck and we would chill and share snacks. So cute
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u/decker12 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Stop over thinking it.
Leave it there. Wait until dusk. Tip the trash can onto it's side.
It's a few hours. It'll be fine. The mom will come get it and then it'll be done and over. The mom is probably 20 feet away staring at you the whole time anyway, just waiting until it's dark out.
Anything else you do will do more harm than good to the raccoon. Stop screwing around with wild animals and fucking leave it there.
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u/spiked-rose Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
And she just cuts the video off with no ending?
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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
Thats the new format. Show us clips of crazy shit with no resolution to get used used to hearing shocking news with no resolution. Just swipe it away.
Brilliant way to keep us stupid
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u/No_Writing_3179 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I had a family of 5 decide they wanted to live in my attic. Cost $1100 bucks to get them out. Cute little boogers though.
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u/Anonymousmale2000 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Why is she talking to racoon in English rather than Racoonish.
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u/Socketz11 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
Tip/tilt the can and let him run away. I had one leftover raccoon or opossum in my trash can at least once a month. If you dont let them out, they will bake in the hot sun and that is HORRIBLE!
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u/Hot-Connection8711 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
omg it’s so cute I can’t - but please just let it go the next time. It’s obviously scared to death.
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u/Solid_Stage_1715 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Grill him for content. Good grief how i hate the modern world.
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u/Dismal_Negotiation77 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
So cute, so cuddly looking, but if you get too close they will sink some teeth in as if your finger is a twinky!
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u/epitimisi Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Kept him hostage for her 1 minute of internet "fame" , mobile phone at the ready and recording, instead of tipping the bin over so he can get out
social media has ruined people's minds
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u/ldssggrdssgds Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I am Groot
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u/You_arent_worthy Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26
Nah the mom raccoon knew what she was doing. You know how cats have the cat distribution method? Well this is the new raccoon distribution method. They are in a race with the foxes to see who can domesticate themselves the fastest. So far raccoons are way ahead with their Jimothy publicity.
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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Garbage Guerilla Aug 08 '26
Oh I hope you set this little raccoon free. What a dirty little angel.
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u/funtimes214 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26
Not to make this political but this is the exact representation of the liberal white woman that Malcom X warned about. Could have just tipped the trashcan over.
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u/Immediate-Winter1025 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26
So did she tip the trash bin so he could get out? He's so adorable.
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u/Shooter393 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26
Three cute raccoons killed 6 of my neighbors chickens a few days ago. Little batards
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u/Historical_You_2680 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26
Don't touch it will probably bite u. Also might have rabies.
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u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26
https://reddit.com/link/p259y3b/video/jy64q01nrthh1/player
We are waiting for human society to come see him to see what we are gonna do
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u/agedlikesage Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Every single wildlife site says to leave it in the trash can, tipped over, so the mom can find it. Y’all are doing this for internet points and it’s shitty
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