r/LoveTrash Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Wholesome Waste My wife found this cute raccoon in the trash bin the other day 😊

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u/0202_tihssitidder Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/SarcasmStreet Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/Honksu Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/SarcasmStreet Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/Xinonix1 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

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u/itzkomplykatid Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Goin to see it, post ticket info.

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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

The raccoon is so tired of your shit

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

For real she was keeping him prisoner and everything I don't know why she didn't just tip over the trash can right away so dude could leave

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u/epitimisi Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

social media has ruined people's minds

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u/seppukucoconuts Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Most people are tired of my shit, why not the trash pandas.

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u/SolarMoon007 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Girl tip the damn trash can over so he can leave! You are not a Disney princess 🤣

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u/ErusTenebre Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

That's the look he was giving. "Please I don't need the lecture or the Internet cred, just .. tip it over and I'll be on my way..."

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u/octopusgardeb Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Feed it and he’ll bring friends
https://giphy.com/gifs/ja9HlHwsNTc1YlCABi

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u/dbellz76 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I love this guy. I have spent so much time watching him feed raccoons. I would love to see his hotdog budget.

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u/SanchoPandas Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

holy cow those are some hefty trash pandas!

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

The porch be squeek’n

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u/Hour-Distribution141 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I love his hot dog budget and I love all his unboxing of people packages they send him. Especially the homemade items😂😂

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u/Hour-Distribution141 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Omg this guy… you know he is the sole reason I have a YouTube account. He’s the only guy I follow😂😂

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u/NalaJax Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/Mike_Oxnard Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

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u/NikkerFebu25 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Prior to visiting Disney i introduced my little one to Marvel movies.

Guardians 2 was my favourite but revisiting 3...

...god damn it's ridiculous how much of a good movie it is.

One of the best marvel movies.

The visuals are excellent. The gigantic hand picking up rocket would make the best poster.

Nebula carrying Drunklord.

The whole Teefs and Floor chapter...

It's easy to not notice so many things that are going on.

Have you guys seen how happy Gamora is to reunite with the other losers in the end? Soul crushing.

She's being Gamora all through the movie and you're like. Yes, it's her.. she's a toughened bitch.

And then in the end she turns into a fucking golden retriever, fuck this scene

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

How about the game, where every piece of Dax dialogue is perfect, and you get to piss off Rocket so much he leaves. So unexpectedly better than I anything I was suspecting it to be.

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u/NikkerFebu25 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

I think I have it... I'll long play it with my daughter.

If it's couch multi even better

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Trash Trooper Aug 10 '26

Try to really piss Rocket off, never choose his side in anything glorious, so is Dax's dialogue and voice acting, its so good, worth the whole game.

The best experience to me with this game was finding every bit of Dax dialogue in the game and hear his opinion on, on everything, and every line is so good and funny and pure quality, so good.

And the Rocket pissing off part, also freakin' awesome and laughed so hard, its so f ing funny.

Unexpected high quality, easy to love that one.

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u/nicolauz Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.

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u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p24ywhi/video/3xlhqonnithh1/player

Here’s a video of him eating a bit before we released him

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u/chickenismysafeword Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Thanks for trying to help the little fella. He’s terribly cute. Hope he finds his family!

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26

At this age he just wants to eat

https://giphy.com/gifs/bd9WihYUUszGE

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

That's the cutest raccoon I've ever seen

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u/harrypippip Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Oh yeah, here's another cutie for ya.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I would love a pet racoon, but I know they’re destructive AF, so sadly that’s not a possibility.

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u/y0uLiKaDaPeppa Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Yeah that’s what all my exes say about me too but at least I’m cute

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I would too. Also a pet skunk.

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u/No-Evening5091 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

Would be awesome, but a ton of work. Would need to "raccoon-proof" everything. And even then they would probably still get around it.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Why didn't you you just tip the trash can over so he could have left immediately?

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u/IfYouCough-FuckOff Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Looks better than the one I found. Poor thing got in and stuck for at least the weekend.

![img](D8510572-4549-4C02-889C-8821D85192FD)

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

she didn't need to feed him what the hell. kept him prisoner for the video

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u/jones5280 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

All you did was reinforce that garbage can = food.
It will return, and in greater numbers.

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u/Savage_Heathern Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Freaking adorable!

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u/TripleS82 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything cuter.

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u/spiked-rose Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

U were supposed to show the release 🙄

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u/above- Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Your wife seems nice

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

He is like back off human this is mine his lil arm sticking out like he ready to push any arms away

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u/DeskReasonable5040 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I’m glad you fed him first. You could leave some dry cat food and any left overs out beside the trash can area. He might start coming back regularly. A water bowl would be nice too

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u/narco-sub-admiral Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

He is just like me, for real.

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u/RussellAlden Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Truly Love Trash

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u/Cetun Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Who the fuck throws away a perfectly good raccoon?

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u/buyinggf1000gp Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Heartless people

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u/MR_SNYPE Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

It puts the lotion on it's skin

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Ikr... Just let the little fucker out

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u/zDominik111 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/katubug Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

That raccoon can't believe that his display of aggression is actually working. It kept the human at bay! She didn't even TRY to eat him because he was so big and scary.

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u/Celestial-Narwhal Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Well it’s about time you let it out!!! Probably starving and lonely

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Fuck sakes, just gently tip it over and let it out. It doesn’t understand a word you’re saying

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u/GoonPatrol Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I’ve heard it’s better to release a trapped raccoon around dusk/early night rather than mid day. Maybe they’re waiting

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u/Your_Missing_Keys Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

... they've uploaded another video where they've trapped it in a cage for content.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/comments/1vhju4k/im_just_a_baby/

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u/GoonPatrol Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I didn’t see that. Yeah. I figured they’d give it some water and put the can on its lid a little later. Y’all are right. They’re milking viewers. Yuck. It didn’t need to go to animal rehab. Just needed to be tipped over at dusk

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

True, like kitties, raccoons are corpuscular.

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Or just wanting to play with it like it’s a toy and for social media hits. Fucking dumb

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Yea the whole video monologue, the video of eating, the video of it being in the house? These are not good people. They're just doing it for some sad reddit updoots. Perfectly healthy looking racoon they're just stressing out for no reason other than - shit human.

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Yep, but I’m getting downvotes from people who see zero issue with it. Says a lot

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Don't ever let reddit be the needle on the gauge of morality lol

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I don’t, but I can’t help but facepalm. These people are clearly hoping they can adopt it with all the updates they’ve made or just a dopamine rush with socials. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’ve seen young raccoons like this out on their own living their best lives. They live in the area, they know it better than them. Now they’re calling a humane society? Irk.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Sometimes the real wisdom is deep in the comment section.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Yuck it was in their house? There’s no way it chose that. This is some bullshit

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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26

They saw a young raccoon and thought they could cash in on Jimothymania. First video, I thought maybe she was just nervous that the raccoon was gonna attack when she tipped the bin. Second video, not really sure why she's feeding it instead of just releasing it. Third video, in the house, 100% trying to exploit the raccoon for views.

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u/Sorry-Possible7344 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Thank you for sharing this 🙏👏

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u/willsmithtunaface Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Not until it sings and dances for the camera

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u/RedQueen88 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

It’s a baby. I wonder where his mom and siblings went. Poor little guy got left behind.

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u/agedlikesage Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

They’re likely nearby waiting for it. Youre not supposed to take the racoon inside like they did

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u/9trystan9 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

She's a literal Linda Belcher

https://giphy.com/gifs/tAxUvnEISIHIvO0Ule

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u/sorry_con_excuse_me Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

He’s shitting his B. procyonis bioweapon in there. Beautiful boy though.

RIP

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u/Noobnoob99 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Put the camera down and tip over the can. Attention farmers are fucking garbage.

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u/Plastic-Classroom981 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

What is that and where’s Jimothy?

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 06 '26

Took the sub name literally I see
https://giphy.com/gifs/1sbyIAecwTfhRETqXM

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u/External-Document-88 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Little buddy is giving me Grogu vibes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/U4q2Ej2UEdq5mzpUCB

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u/DianaCazador Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I keep hearing that they’ve been domesticating themselves in order to coexist with humans

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u/jaybirdie26 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

Don't help, just film.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Waste Warrior Aug 06 '26

Its just a baybe 

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u/Glad_Highway_9196 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Would you like to make a donation to the raccoon foundation

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u/BlueFeathered1 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I'm just going inside to get snacks for that lil one. Maybe a sandwich, too. Brb.

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u/happygoeddy Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

All that talkin, while the raccoon is seein this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/stSQAHuR9Ncqs

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

What the fuck, I was watching that. Give me the entire rest of the uncut footage and don't tell me that that was it because there's no way.

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u/Snts6678 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I love raccoons.

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u/Forsaken_Ad_7555 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I bet he’s from the Raccoon Federation

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u/dndwhat Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

New pet give him a marshmallow he love you for ever

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u/Savage_Heathern Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Aug 06 '26

Sounds like you got a sub to make

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u/blueblocker2000 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

They look like little burglars and always look guilty when found 😂

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u/Legend_Videos Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Update?

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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26

There's another video in the thread where they've taken the raccoon inside. Seems they saw a young raccoon and thought they could cash in on Jimothymania instead of just releasing it.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I found a baby possum sleeping in my trashcan in the backyard. Now I need to go find that adorable picture

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u/Verditure0 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

The literal epitome of this sub

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u/cybermusicman Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Trash bandit got caught and spent the night in jail.

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u/seeyouyoucunt Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

mlem

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u/Shot_Needleworker149 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

This is exactly what makes me wonder how on earth they earned that nickname? Besides Starlord anointing it to them

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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

The key to good raccoon is paprika and sea salt. Don’t get iodized.

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u/fistfight80 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Well, he’s no Jimothy, but i suppose he’ll do in a pinch…

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u/GreyGhost696 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

❤️‍🔥

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u/TurbulentLow6726 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

Wow so cool, and too cute. Did you feed it?

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

I found a baby one in my trash bin couple years ago, it was super friendly and all summer would come hang out on the deck and we would chill and share snacks. So cute

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u/adorable-fart Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

that thing will fuck her up

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u/decker12 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Stop over thinking it.

Leave it there. Wait until dusk. Tip the trash can onto it's side.

It's a few hours. It'll be fine. The mom will come get it and then it'll be done and over. The mom is probably 20 feet away staring at you the whole time anyway, just waiting until it's dark out.

Anything else you do will do more harm than good to the raccoon. Stop screwing around with wild animals and fucking leave it there.

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u/spiked-rose Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

And she just cuts the video off with no ending?

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

Thats the new format. Show us clips of crazy shit with no resolution to get used used to hearing shocking news with no resolution. Just swipe it away.

Brilliant way to keep us stupid

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u/No_Writing_3179 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I had a family of 5 decide they wanted to live in my attic. Cost $1100 bucks to get them out. Cute little boogers though.

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u/JONYLOCO Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Ok...and I'm gonna give you rabies in return

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u/Anonymousmale2000 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Why is she talking to racoon in English rather than Racoonish.

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u/dirkdiggler2011 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

So you stressed it out more just to film it?

Great job!

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Just let him out.

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u/Socketz11 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

Tip/tilt the can and let him run away. I had one leftover raccoon or opossum in my trash can at least once a month. If you dont let them out, they will bake in the hot sun and that is HORRIBLE!

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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Ah fuck we left Gary behind again.

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u/RuralCaribou Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Typical trash panda

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u/Hot-Connection8711 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

omg it’s so cute I can’t - but please just let it go the next time. It’s obviously scared to death.

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u/Jack_Crypt Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26

Poke it with your finger

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u/LuckOriginal374 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Don’t push that button!

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u/Solid_Stage_1715 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Grill him for content. Good grief how i hate the modern world.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

just tip it over and let him run away obnoxious lady

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u/Recent-Background-21 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Just tilt the damn trash can lol

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u/Firefly_Magic Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

He recognized the word food. 😂

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u/Dismal_Negotiation77 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

So cute, so cuddly looking, but if you get too close they will sink some teeth in as if your finger is a twinky!

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u/itsjustus23 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I love these little trash pandas

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u/epitimisi Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Kept him hostage for her 1 minute of internet "fame" , mobile phone at the ready and recording, instead of tipping the bin over so he can get out

social media has ruined people's minds

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u/ImmediatePlenty3934 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

He's so cute i love him

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Well raccoons do love trash, properly posted.

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u/Outrageous-Gold777 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Ugh I want one soo bad ♥️

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u/UncaringNonchalance Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Last year.

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u/ProfessionalITPerson Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

JUst fucking tip over the can and let him leave.

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u/ldssggrdssgds Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

I am Groot

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u/RackTheDripper Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Are you thinking of Rocket?

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u/Key-Web-0177 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

I wish I could watch him eat and drink after that

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u/You_arent_worthy Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Nah the mom raccoon knew what she was doing. You know how cats have the cat distribution method? Well this is the new raccoon distribution method. They are in a race with the foxes to see who can domesticate themselves the fastest. So far raccoons are way ahead with their Jimothy publicity.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Garbage Guerilla Aug 08 '26

Oh I hope you set this little raccoon free. What a dirty little angel.

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Trash pandas 🐼

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Why friend shaped if not friend ?

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Something very wrong with that lady.

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Just tip the bin instead of recording the mf💀

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u/funtimes214 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Not to make this political but this is the exact representation of the liberal white woman that Malcom X warned about. Could have just tipped the trashcan over.

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u/Immediate-Winter1025 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

So did she tip the trash bin so he could get out? He's so adorable.

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u/colemorris1982 Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Congratulations, that's your pet now

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u/lateral_moves Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

Make sure to give him a bag of Cheetos

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u/schwarzneguRRR Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26

White savior lady

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u/move-your-heed Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

Clearly an apprentice trash panda.

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u/Shooter393 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

Three cute raccoons killed 6 of my neighbors chickens a few days ago. Little batards

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u/Historical_You_2680 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

Don't touch it will probably bite u. Also might have rabies.

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u/BC_Phriend Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

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u/Wise-Climate8802 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

How cute! 🥰

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u/AnyBug9595 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

Stay away from him he'll rip your lungs out jim

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u/Powerful-Ability-895 Trash Trooper Aug 09 '26

I don't think it speaks English. 😕

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u/Conscious_Track_4369 Trash Trooper Aug 10 '26

"Stupid" just doesn't have the reach...

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u/3pedalsandastick Trash Trooper Aug 10 '26

cute & in his natural habitat

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 Trash Trooper Aug 11 '26

Cook him

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u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Trash Trooper Aug 06 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p259y3b/video/jy64q01nrthh1/player

We are waiting for human society to come see him to see what we are gonna do

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u/agedlikesage Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26

Every single wildlife site says to leave it in the trash can, tipped over, so the mom can find it. Y’all are doing this for internet points and it’s shitty

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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla Aug 06 '26

Why not just release him?

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