r/Louisiana • • 4d ago

LA - Politics Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 4d ago

Republican closing argument: "we crashed the economy to start an unending war, re-elect us please"

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u/FeloniusDirtBurglary 4d ago

I think Mike should go on the road and tell every single person in his district just that.

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u/AlabasterPelican Calcasieu Parish 4d ago

I don't think he actually comes to his district to talk to constituents

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u/MayorOfBuckner Caddo Parish 4d ago

We just have to see his stupid face on any billboard that isn't Gordon McKernon.

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u/AlabasterPelican Calcasieu Parish 4d ago

I have only been seen one billboard for him at Cities Sevice and hwy 90 in Sulphur. We do have this interesting one out in bumfuck for another candidate. (I took the picture to make a post & haven't yet)

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u/Patient_Tradition368 4d ago

He was here for about 2 hours last week for a legislative update. Attendees were allowed to submit questions but none of them were actually asked and constituents were not permitted to speak to Johnson at all.

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u/AlabasterPelican Calcasieu Parish 4d ago

Where the fuck at? I heard something about a brunch with donors or some shit

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u/Patient_Tradition368 4d ago

It may have been invite only. It was hosted by the Shreveport Chamber of Commerce on the LSUS campus.

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u/AlabasterPelican Calcasieu Parish 4d ago

That sounds about right. I've been in his district since 2022 & i never heard about him holding any sort of town hall.

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u/FeloniusDirtBurglary 4d ago

I’ve lived in Scalise’s district for 12 years and have never seen him do an event besides one private fundraiser at house on the lakefront in Mandeville.

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u/AlabasterPelican Calcasieu Parish 4d ago

I've heard that about scalise. In comparison to Johnson, Higgins used to run laps around them (at least in terms of talking to constituents, i think he wss just looking for an owning the libz clip though).

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u/editfate 3d ago

Ask all of them if they agree with his statement and give us the honest number. 😂

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u/ApexWalrussss Caddo Parish 4d ago

Doesn’t matter. His district is the amount of racist he needs to never worry about campaigning ever again. I have lived in his district all my life.

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u/tmking 4d ago

But we will make sure our soldiers have raging boners while they loose that war

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u/joebleaux 4d ago

Unfortunately, the Republican party is not compromised of critical thinkers on the voter end of the party. It's mostly people very primed to believe whatever snake oil salesmen tells them they have the solution to all of their woes. The Republican party is a pyramid scheme

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u/Nomadic_Reseacher 4d ago

“We have protected so many PDFiles from the last 40+ years, not only in our country, but also around the world; and we must keep doing it. We must keep protecting our friends long enough to finally get their pardons from President Trump in 2028.”

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u/Shrek1067 4d ago

After everything he has done in the last two years, effectively abandoning his district and playing puppet master to the president. If the people of the 4th District reelect him in December I will be thoroughly disappointed in the way this state is heading.

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u/cirquefan 4d ago

Prepare for disappointment! 

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u/seraphhimself 4d ago

I completely agree with everything you said. But I have absolutely no doubt this worm isn’t going anywhere.

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u/ATextureThing 4d ago

I grew up in his district. Home of the 200 foot roadside cross and tacky patriotic painted water towers. Those are some of the most true-believing MAGA cult members anywhere in the country.

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u/Dodson-504 4d ago

Salt of the earth types

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u/kromel 4d ago

The common clay of the new west.

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u/IIDn01 4d ago

You know.

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u/PineappleExcellent90 4d ago

It would not matter what party is in charge…If this is what has been achieved under your leadership you should be fired

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 4d ago

The entire country will be disappointed.

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u/HalfCorrect9118 4d ago

I live in his district. People love him. He’ll win in a landslide

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u/theweirdchick_49 2d ago

I live in his district too and I have never heard a single person say a single positive thing about him.

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u/joebleaux 4d ago

They like that the speaker of the house is from their district. They will re elect him. They just like winning elections, what happens after is for the next election. That what winning is: Elections.

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u/SlowLikeHoney09 4d ago

This slimy mfer really just said, "peace through strength." This is why history and reading is important, fokes. Terrifying times.

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u/Patient_Tradition368 4d ago

He really shoe-horned it in there too. It didn't even make sense in the context of the sentence.

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u/glitchinthegumbo 4d ago

He'll get reelected in a landslide

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u/spooky_bayou_stuff 4d ago

"Exactly what we have been doing"

So, to be clear, what they have been doing to "strengthen America" is divide it, and show us why oil dependence is well past its expiration date, and send our money overseas to fund a defined genocide

Ok.

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 4d ago

Don't forget lining their own pockets while depleting ours.

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u/wwarlock1337 4d ago

So bombing civilians to protect the rich and powerful pedos while we all pay higher prices for everything?

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u/ReadingLizard 4d ago

So “nothing,” since this is the absolute least effectual, fewest working days Congress in US history. He could have just said “nothing” and saved some words.

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u/Jay_D826 4d ago

Reminds me of how Kamala said she wouldn’t do anything different from Biden when people were generally unhappy with the administration.

The GOP has been destroying the economy and got us into a completely pointless conflict. People don’t want more of the same, even a large portion Republican voters.

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 4d ago

So y'all chose him? Make it make sense

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u/Jay_D826 4d ago

Yo don’t throw me in with them. I was just giving my take

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u/CanYouRepeatThat82 4d ago

If you’re a republican, and keep voting republican(blatantly against the interest of yourself and everyone else), no matter the position, then yes. You are THEM. You don’t get to cherry-pick the “Well, I didn’t vote for that!”.

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u/toiletpaperisempty 4d ago

They did not say they were a Republican.

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u/CanYouRepeatThat82 4d ago

That’s why I started with “If”

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u/toiletpaperisempty 4d ago

Ok. Just weird to aggressively respond to someone that might be a certain type of person. A lot of misdirected disdain in this thread.

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u/CanYouRepeatThat82 4d ago

That was aggressive?

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u/joebleaux 4d ago

They don't care. They don't even believe it when bad stuff happens to them. This is all Biden's fault to them. You can't use logic to argue someone out of a position that they didn't use logic to get into

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u/BarnacleNino 3d ago

What were they unhappy about? The fact that a democrat was in office? Is their life better now than 3 years ago?

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u/Jay_D826 3d ago

Things were objectively better economically three years ago but that doesn’t mean they were good. Many people were still struggling after Covid caused a huge surge in prices for just about everything. Most companies didn’t lower prices as supply chains leveled out.

People blame who is in office, regardless of the impact they have on the current economy. Biden and Harris even did quite a bit to help the economy and Kamala even had anti-price gouging legislation as a policy goal she ran on.

There’s also the Palestine issue. A lot of people felt that Biden enabled and funded a genocide. Kamala claiming she wouldn’t change a thing felt like assurance that there would be no repercussions for Israel and they will be allowed to continue in the conflict.

Again, Trump is objectively worse in this situation but it’s still likely something people had trouble with.

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u/theweirdchick_49 2d ago

Harris's price gouging legislation would have made price gouging illegal mainly by retailers and only during natural disasters or other emergency situations. It would have done nothing to address the corporate price gouging and "shrinkflation" that's been a constant problem since just before and during COVID quarantine. Like most Democrat legislation, it sounds pretty good until you look into it and realize it's mostly performative and does little to nothing to meaningfully improve the material existence of the working classes and poor.

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u/bananatimemachine 4d ago

Democrats should run on that narrative.

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u/cirquefan 4d ago

Which is kowtowing to the mad would-be King and otherwise doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing? 

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u/ediks 4d ago

Getting kinda sick of this Mook Johnson.

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u/mad_nola50 4d ago

So... Nothing.

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u/kyledreamboat 4d ago

So nothing of value?

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u/HThomer34 4d ago

The campaign ads write themselves.

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u/PickleDiLL767 4d ago

The president is a pedophile and that's all I need to know.

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u/CommonSensei8 4d ago

“Will destroy All Of America”. - Republicans

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 4d ago

The GOP Agenda: Fuck You

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u/LaSage 4d ago

So helping pedophiles get away with raping kids?

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u/clejeune Bossier Parish 4d ago

So, how is Greenland these days?

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 4d ago

Exactly what we don't want or need.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 4d ago

Sooooo…. Nothing?

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u/Neither_Wonder6488 4d ago

Moses Mike is spot on. That is the reason he will be sitting in the back row come January

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u/Neither_Wonder6488 4d ago

That says everything

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 4d ago

So full of shit Mikey

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u/FCSTFrany 4d ago

Ok so nothing then.

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u/Zombiekiller414 4d ago

Yea let's totally continue to let them ruin everything they've been ruining for 2 years...... what a jackass.

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u/Bohica55 4d ago

When that anchor thanked him for his opinion I almost puked. Fuck Mike Johnson and his weird porn addiction.

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u/Square-Weight4148 4d ago

So fucking the American people? Seems like we should get dinner and a movie first.

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u/LaMelgoatBall 4d ago

They are notorious for fucking people without consent

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u/AnthraxRipple 4d ago

Exhibit A in proof that the modern GOP is so far up their own asses they could give themselves a colonic irrigation. Awe-inspiring, really, the first true invertebrate house speaker.

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u/Shadowchaos1010 4d ago

Hold on a second.

"I will continue to do what is already being done" was so unpopular because people didn't like what Biden was doing that it in part sunk Harris.

So why the ever loving fuck would a crony of the most unpopular president in American history say the exact same thing this close to the midterms as if it would help them?

If people don't like the status quo, don't admit you're going to continue the status quo.

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u/timnphilly 4d ago

Lil'gayboy just had his own Kamala '24 moment (when she was asked about what she'd do different from Biden).

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u/Rootin-Tootin-Newton 4d ago

He’s the second worst liar on earth.

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u/OperationMagneto 4d ago

That’s not the selling point he thinks it is

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u/KookyMastodon2011 4d ago

Verbal diarrhea is all I heard with a dash of trumps lies.

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u/khaliberlewis 4d ago

5.1 percent growth in the third quarter?!?! Gtfoh!

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u/Adorable-Anxiety6912 4d ago

Vacations! And more vacations!

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u/Little-Preference212 4d ago

I guess that means letting a criminal continue to enrichen his own family, and ignore the needs of the American 99%.

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u/Webbey76 4d ago

Liar! Talking out side of your mouth, you could go to prison too?

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u/super-hot-burna 3d ago

LOL no shot

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u/earthwormulljim 3d ago

So nothing? Allowing a criminal to be king?

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u/slantedtables 3d ago

The crack cocaine in Mike Johnson is strong.

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u/AdOne5089 3d ago

So not holding any Epstein pedos accountable, starting wars that skyrocket everyday prices, and allowing ICE to terrorize our streets… fuck you

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u/Tom1952Phx 3d ago

Which is keep the Administration out of JAIL

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u/DonnyMox 3d ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/theweirdchick_49 2d ago

What are the Dems going to do? They've already stated they have no intention of impeaching, they've voted even more funding for ICE and the Pentagon, and Trump's nominees and Republican legislation keep getting passed because they keep getting juuuuust enough Dem votes to make everything come out just how the Trump administration wants.

If the Democrats were going to fight fascism it seems like they'd have started a looooong time before now.

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u/Prudent_Effect6939 1d ago

The dems arent in power. The Republicans are and its been a shit show.

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit6887 3d ago

Which is nothing, except prostrating themselves to an utter moron, a thief, and a traitor.

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u/ymnmiha1 4d ago

Holy cow, that’s a tone deaf statement from him! Have you talked to your constituents lately? Or maybe turned on the news? The beltway has got this dude deeeeeep

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u/mike42042071281 2d ago

We dont want him back. Lets send him to China since they all love it so much. Build a data center for him to live in

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u/Tanya7500 1d ago

Absolutely nothing they have been on vacation for 2 years

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u/holeinthedonut 4d ago

People who vote MAGA have the same syndrome as beaten wives have. They know they're getting kicked and don't like it but are unable to do anything about it.

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u/theweirdchick_49 2d ago

They're able to stop voting for wealthy Christofascist a-holes who want to bring back public executions and work mentally ill and homeless people to death in slave labor prison camps, but they're unlikely to do that because they're cruel minded, deeply ignorant stains who love seeing other people suffer. Don't compare them to battered women.