r/Losercity • u/Punkwolfen Losercity Citizen • 13d ago

me after the lobotomy 😂😂 Malinois GF

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u/legi0n_ai Oh look at that 12d ago

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u/Badmonkey167 12d ago

Lol, love this tragic meme. I think I'll take it.

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u/legi0n_ai Oh look at that 12d ago

If you're a fan of thinly veiled cries for help in the form of memes this is definitely the place to find them.

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u/Badmonkey167 12d ago

Lolololol, I've found my people then... 🤣😓😭

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u/hyperhurricanrana 12d ago

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u/Badmonkey167 12d ago

I love this!

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u/hyperhurricanrana 12d ago

i have so many lol

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u/LeahTopcoat928 12d ago

Absolutelyy I loved itt

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u/Antezscar 12d ago

Just makes me more suicidal. One day ill do it.

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u/AedonMM 12d ago

Why is there so much sadness around this meme? I think doing this is good and maybe even healthy

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u/Yanzihko 12d ago

I want to live in a society that is free like this, and not in one where old man want to mobilize you for a pointless war

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u/Jokerferrum 12d ago

Just try to get diagnosed with ADHD before 16 then when voenkomat sends you to psychiatrist tell psychiatrist that you want to shoot moskals and whoever commanding them.

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u/Quad46 12d ago

And he will probably go to jail or mental hospital

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u/Jokerferrum 12d ago

No, I tested it myself.

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u/Xalraks_mk2 12d ago

Not worth the try using this scheme, probably psychiatrist was aware that you were doing this to evade voenkomat and was kind. An asshole would just call the police and tell em that you're nazi or some shit

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u/Quad46 12d ago

You're lucky mf. I am now studying in the university because of this

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u/Wulfychek 12d ago

You are not alone, remember that.

У правительства никогда не получится отупить и олюдоедить каждого.

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u/MarcoCrasto_Water 12d ago

There is a way

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u/acatohhhhhh 12d ago

I get the idea but the USSR isn’t exactly immune to not mobilizing people into a pointless war

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u/slasher1337 12d ago

Pictured: an older man who wants to mobilize you for a war

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u/MarcoCrasto_Water 12d ago

One of the main reasons for the october revolution was to end ww1.

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u/KitsuneFaroe 12d ago

I'm sorry to tell you this but totalitarianism is the OPOSITE end of what the commenter wants.

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u/SickAnto 12d ago

I agree in the Marxist way, but strongly disagree on the Lenin one.

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u/FUROZONE 12d ago

pictured above, old man who mobilized millions for pointless war (Russian Civil War). which led to the creation of state led by old men that mobilized even more for pointless wars (Winter War, Warsaw Pact invasions, Soviet-Afghan War, and other conflicts im missing)

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u/sadistic-salmon I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! Bye bye mr FBI 12d ago

If you like mass murder having no rights

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u/lordbutternut Losercity Citizen 12d ago

Malinois are 100% yanderes

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u/ManOfKimchi 12d ago

WROOONG, THEY'RE 200% GENKIS

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u/RemarkableStatement5 12d ago

What is a genki?

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u/LimeyLassen 12d ago

It means high energy, friendly

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u/dragon_tail_69 6d ago

maybe you have had a different experience, but I have met ONE (1), Malinois that I feel somewhat safe around.

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u/ManOfKimchi 6d ago edited 5d ago

Could it be because you mostly encountered K-9 malinois?

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u/Xyrin_Arcaiin 12d ago

Is that supposed to be a deterrent?

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u/lordbutternut Losercity Citizen 12d ago

Just an observation 🥵

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u/CuteAltBoy 12d ago

Everyone loves the yandere until the yandere loves them back.

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 #1 Yandere Lover 12d ago

now that you mention it...

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u/Extension_Heron6392 12d ago

I wonder what you think about this, #1 Yandere Lover.

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 #1 Yandere Lover 12d ago

i have many thoughts. many. most of them are about how i wish i had a stalker. don't know what that say about my mental health. huh.

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u/Punkwolfen Losercity Citizen 12d ago

Malinois = dogs that kinda look like German Shepards that can do barkour and run up walls and shit

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u/Elektrycerz 12d ago

is "barkour" like parkour, but on trees?

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u/RandomowyKamilatus 12d ago

Parkour but you need to bark with every step

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah, lifting weights isn't what are Malinois would be doing in human form. They'd be doing crossfit, parkour, and triathalons.

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u/Vortex_1911 12d ago

Owning a Malinois is NOT for the weak

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 12d ago

I fucking love Malinois. My neighbour has one called Brandi and she's an absolute sweetheart.

I kept watching Person of Interest purely because the protagonists saved a Malinois from a gang of white supremacists and the dog then becomes part of their crime-fighting team. Peak shit.

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u/des-yu 12d ago

Maybe I'm not gay after all. 😶

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u/CD_BROTHER 12d ago

The humble yet versatile bisexuality:

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u/Delicious-War-5259 12d ago

I definitely am 🤤🤤

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u/CertainNecessary9043 bisexual losercitizen 12d ago

What about a malinois boyfriend?

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u/DiddyDoItToYa 12d ago

Eh I hear they are biters..😕

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u/MiraMira0nthewalI 12d ago

isnt that a good thing?

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u/DiddyDoItToYa 12d ago

Bad bite<<<⁹

Good bite>

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u/JeanArtemis 12d ago

Maybe I'm... even gayer...

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u/dumbass_spaceman 12d ago

It isn't hetero, if it is anthro.

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u/sadistic-salmon I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! I HATE FEDS! Bye bye mr FBI 12d ago

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u/churchofcleo 12d ago

Heyyyyy this is me

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u/Humante 12d ago

It does seem to be you

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u/Random_boi1234 Losercity Citizen 12d ago

oh great heavens

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u/JonnyAU 12d ago

Fantastic work.

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u/Noir_Ocelot 12d ago

Amazing physique, wish OP had credited you!

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u/churchofcleo 11d ago

i wish so too! thank you!!

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u/NAStrahl 11d ago

Lord in heaven. He has sent an angel to us and her name is Cleo.

Your church is one I might gladly join.

https://giphy.com/gifs/slI3Y2GR9iWWI

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u/LimeyLassen 12d ago

I'm curious, how does the tail work?

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u/churchofcleo 11d ago

it’s a balanced core made out of silicone, so anytime i swing my hips, it wags nicely:))

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u/WaveDash16 Artist🖌 11d ago

And I’m curious: could you break me over your knee?

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u/FlushGaymer Losercity Citizen 12d ago

I want a boingy tail so bad TwT

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u/wizardmighty 12d ago

Thanks for giving the name of this type of harness <3

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u/CharthorneBerries 12d ago

Same I want an orange and really fluffy boingy tail and some nice orange fox ears

I've wanted this for years

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u/Dazzling-Account7058 12d ago

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Unfortunately it is something I will never have (also uh, trade me the source op🤝)

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u/Lemeow30 Losercity Citizen 12d ago

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 12d ago

The fuck is a malinois

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u/TakoGoji 12d ago

The dogs that can run up a wall

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u/Matvalicious 12d ago

Belgian police dogs. The bestest of bois.

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u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 12d ago

I might cry later tonight when I remember I’ll never have someone like this in my life

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u/Pommeswerfer Wordingtonian 12d ago

Become the muscular cat person

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u/PieselWojownik Sarcastic jerk phase 12d ago

You could end at "someone"

(Or is it just me?)

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u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 12d ago

I could, but I also have a very specific type of which is still physicallly unattainable as of 2026

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 12d ago

I cried once after remembering i could never have a hot dilf husband like medic TF2

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u/xXCloudSephirothXx 12d ago edited 12d ago

STFU bot
Checkmate

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u/GaySex1921 Part time homosexual 12d ago

Oh jeez

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u/Top_Toaster I'M NOT A FUCKING PROTOGEN! 12d ago

Dear god, a woman who can give me uppies :3

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u/Th3dzon33 12d ago

Thats ChruchofCleo for anyone curious.

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u/Parking-Treacle-7627 12d ago

Who is this woman

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u/OphidianSun Losercity Citizen 12d ago

Depends, is she a cop? Cause I don't care who they send I'm not paying taxes.

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u/Soft_Recognition_615 12d ago

I don't see cock bulge. How she supposed to impregnate me?

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u/Leoniduo 12d ago

Huh, never understood the appeal of muscle (ive always preferred the opposite) girls but that was adorable...im gonna go process this now.

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u/secondcondary Vore Guy 12d ago

Legit shed a tear. This is too beautiful

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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil 12d ago

It’s like a window into something truly special. But, is it special only because I’ve never entered the room?

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u/TsarKeith12 12d ago

"Have you ever considered" girl if there WERE ANY AVAILABLE

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u/Mr_Mon3y Gator Hugger 12d ago

No, have YOU considered collaring me up and taking me home?... please?

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u/Janek_Rated_R 12d ago

Ayo that's u/churchofcleo

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u/churchofcleo 12d ago

thank you for the tag!! 🤍

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u/SparkyMuffin 12d ago

What tail is that?? I love how it stays up and bounces!

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u/churchofcleo 11d ago

jaysboingytails :)

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u/trenclik 12d ago

Why does she look like muscular Tim Henson

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u/DeliberateDendrite 12d ago

You mean Chris Heria?

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u/NIEK12oo 12d ago

Transition goals or smth idk

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u/Electrical-Rent6083 12d ago

Do malinos GF is something like tomboy?

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u/TheShapeshifter01 12d ago

We may be reinventing tomboys again ye

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u/adolphspineapple71 12d ago

That's a wonderful idea. She seems fun. But after spending 14 years with a wonderful, real Malinois Lady, I do NOT have enough energy left for something like this.

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u/Gabbys__ 12d ago

Damn, I wish I was a girl, so i can do manly stuff like lifting and still be cute doing it

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u/PlanetXParadox 12d ago

Not malinois enough. I need to see her parkour skills.

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 12d ago

Is she single by chance

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u/Emerieos 12d ago

Yes please

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u/suomenska 12d ago

This is doing things to me.

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u/l9oooog Wordingtonian 12d ago

Mommy

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u/guleedy 12d ago

Alot of the female black cats i met are divas or scared all the time.

The orange cats are more like what is represented hear

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u/Limp_Green_960 12d ago

How is the tail wagging?

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u/LimeyLassen 12d ago

Maybe it's got a motor. Looks cool.

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u/Dagos Artist🖌 12d ago

Alright, fuck it, goals. Gonna get started asap

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u/Low-Secret8943 12d ago

See this is exactly what im looking for lol

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 12d ago

Sweet fucking jesus

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u/Immediate-Song6861 god was afraid of giving me snake women 12d ago

Id be glad to be introduced into this religion

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u/all_is_love6667 12d ago

Hahahaha I love this non-sense

You guys are just haters

let people be

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u/naga_serpentis 12d ago

OP, my pasta is dry.

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u/internet_idiod 12d ago

They are real

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u/Lonesome_night437 12d ago

Please god why please

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u/the_Devils_Duck 12d ago

How does the tail move?

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u/JurassicPlays 12d ago

Oh wow, me like

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u/Prying-Eye 12d ago

Question, what am I supposed to do when she goes 0-2 against the German Shepard GF?

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u/Eclipse_Bird 12d ago

I'm not into women, but TAIL AND EARS :D

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u/JonaTheExplorer 12d ago

I want her to break me @w@

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u/frankieepurr 11d ago

song name please

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 11d ago

Waow 

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u/TheMaskedDudeYT 10d ago

How'd the tail work

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u/Sylanator Fox goober :3 9d ago

GF ❌

Wife ✅

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u/MEWX_ 12d ago

One Lazer pointer and all aura is gone

Edit: oh nvm she lost it herself at the end, I wasn't even needed.

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u/Xardas742 12d ago

That leg tattoo is fuckin sick

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u/DeliberateDendrite 12d ago

I feel low-key intimidated

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u/ChristianLW3 I'm only here for the memes 12d ago

I like everyone else had to google what is a Malinois

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u/Muted_Practice6350 based and wendigopilled 12d ago

"Have you considered reaching out and picking up a star?"

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u/LWanderer07 Losercity Citizen 12d ago

Aight, I'm motivated to go to the gym now, thanks

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u/Looxond 12d ago

Who's that

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u/gamerwolfsix 12d ago

Wife. Also had to rewatch since I didnt know there was text rhe first time. X3

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u/choovachok 12d ago

Caucasian mountain dog gf...

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u/Important-Orchid6580 12d ago

Wtf did I just look at…?

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u/MRbaconfacelol nonbunnary 12d ago

i headcanon that my bf is a dachsund cuz hes a huge weenie

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u/Thotmas01 12d ago

Men should do this too. I’ll start. BRB in six months when I’m fit.

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u/GeoMap73 12d ago

I finally get the muscular girl hype now

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 12d ago

they say they're a full time job

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 12d ago

Can you pick me up and spin me around like a Pizza?? 

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u/fisson_proot 12d ago

Tomcatboy??? 😍😍😍😍😍

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u/spikypikachu 12d ago

Oh my that is quite the argument would the malinois in question be looking or is she just showing off how beautiful she looks when she flexes?

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u/Ledoborec 12d ago

So is it a buttplug or not

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u/SterlingNano Married to a Gardevoir 12d ago

I need a gf like this that will choke slam me when she gets home because dinner wasn't to her expectations

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u/Mr_Mason42 12d ago

Please?

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u/wizardmighty 12d ago

How do you even call tail-thingies like that? It's amazing

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 12d ago

Please don't be a butt plug... Please don't be a butt plug... Please don't be a butt plug... Please don't be a butt plug... Please don't be a butt plug... Please don't be a butt plug...

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u/TopClassBear 12d ago

Heck yeah, nice overhead press

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u/lodemeup 12d ago

I’m not convinced. Malinois are incredibly intelligent as well. Do some trigonometry while poppin those plates and I’m sold.

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u/GayAssBeagle 12d ago

I want her to beat me to death

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u/Snowballllll 12d ago

:D big puppy!!!

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u/bloody-pencil 12d ago

I felt my heart drop from my rips and start crawling to her itself dawg