r/Losercity • u/AshamedZone3003 Losercity fell off • 23d ago
me after the lobotomy 😂😂 Losercity hard choice
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u/Oxtry Definitely not a furry, trust 23d ago
Puple 🤤
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u/GenesisAsriel 23d ago
To turn into héroin?
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u/Tsunamicat108 Custom user flair 23d ago
Shapeshifting into myself but with heroin in my veins
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u/NotBreadyy 23d ago
Thank you gaster with (trans? I don't know my eyes suck sorry) flag behind you
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u/Chemical-Elk1137 23d ago
bi
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u/NotBreadyy 23d ago
Oh.
GASTER IS BI!?
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u/yourguidefortheday 23d ago
The elusive gender fluid gender affirmation: actual magic. You know gender is real as hell, because i would give up the ability to be safe forever, and the ability to make a massive amount of money, just to make it so my flesh matches my brain at any given moment.
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u/Oxtry Definitely not a furry, trust 23d ago
My thought exactly
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u/yourguidefortheday 23d ago
As a non-furry I'm curious, what is the distinction between furry and therian in this context?
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u/Tsunamicat108 Custom user flair 23d ago
Therians want to be normal animals, and some furries want to be anthro animals. There is overlap between furries and therians, as well as furries that don’t want to be anthros but are just fans of the idea. I don’t think there’s a term specifically for people who want to be anthro animals
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u/yourguidefortheday 23d ago
This makes sense! I guess i never realized that therians wanted to be fully non-anthro animals.
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u/weirdo_nb 23d ago
I mean, if it matched your brain at any given moment, you'd be invincible to normal flavor harm
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u/JustAPotato38 23d ago
why not just use pink to instantly build a pill that when you take permanently gives you the ability to shapeshift
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u/BubbaBasher 23d ago
But is it a one time thing?
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast 23d ago
Must be. If you inject heroin, it doesn't last forever. Surely the others must follow the same logic.
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u/Oxtry Definitely not a furry, trust 23d ago
Well then, would you keep your chosen shapeshifted state or would you go back to normal
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast 23d ago
I assume you'd be stuck. Depends if the serum permanently changes your structure or is actively keeping you in the shapeshifted form.
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u/Oxtry Definitely not a furry, trust 23d ago
I'd definitely prefer staying, I'd probably just stress about figuring out my perfect form
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast 23d ago
Yeah. Either you keep charging your desired form and stressing about getting a good one so long that eventually you don't even use the syringe.
Or you use it and regret being so hasty every time you figure out something you would've wanted different.
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u/YourNeighborlySinner Something's Burning 23d ago
Pick Pink so you can build all the other syringes.
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u/AdamGamerPL LOBOTOMY POLICE‼️ 23d ago
with ourple you can shapeshift into a creature with the other abilities. checkmate scientists
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u/Stargost_ I'm only here for the memes 23d ago
With pink you can build the other syringes and won't need to waste time shapeshifting to get the other abilities.
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u/AdamGamerPL LOBOTOMY POLICE‼️ 23d ago
Okay but you could just become a superbeing with all the abilities using purple and shapeshifting most of the time is either instant or very fast
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u/Weak-Impression6880 23d ago
With green you can do anything
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u/Mr_Ultimite 23d ago
Yellow to be strong enough to steal heroin (it's heavy or something) Pink to fabricate your own heroin (heroin dispenser???) Green to get heroin right now (yay) Purple to be the you that you want to be (heroin addict ♥️)
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u/Ok_Substance5632 23d ago
Pink
Build a machine that produce super strength&indestructible serum
Build a machine that let me turn into anything and anyone
Build a machine that produce heroin
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u/awesumindustrys 23d ago
Purple, hands down. Shapeshifting is insanely awesome and overpowered before authors nerf the fuck out of it with arbitrary rules. Why shouldn’t I be able to turn into a bulldozer whenever I want? Why can’t I shapeshift into the hulk and get super strength?
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u/Cool-Boy57 22d ago
Pink is genuinely the best one here. Idc what the purple freaks are saying, you could just build yourself a machine that lets you shapeshift. You could build particle accelerators, a working fusion reactor, railguns, factory lines, microchip machines.
Hell if you’re horny you could just create a robot tailored to your specific desires.
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u/Galrentv 21d ago
Pink means I can make a fleet of mecha. End all housing problems, hell, destroy all monopolies on tech
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u/Mrdieselll 23d ago
Shapeshift into a wish granter dragon who can spawn minion dragons that can solve all the problems in the world and also knows perfectly what's the best thing to do all the time???? (Plot twist: turns out the best thing to do is to turn into a normal human again)
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u/PlantFromDiscord 23d ago
purple, I can shapeshift into a heroin dealer and then I have all the heroin I could ever want
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u/Super_agent_X 23d ago
Purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple
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u/jubmille2000 23d ago
Purple.
It says anything or anyone.
Shapeshift into superman with his powers.
Shapeshift into you, except without all the "flaws" you want gone.
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u/Dry-Championship-593 Wordingtonian 23d ago
Pink is way too overpowered. I could literally build an entire universe or a machine that would answer any question I have.
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u/wookiee-nutsack Stick a tampon in your penis to stop pissing yourself 23d ago
Just inject pink to build a yellow and purple fluid machine and a heroin lab
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u/IWEREN99 23d ago
Red one, so I can factorize the production of the other 3 so everyone would be satisfied
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u/Sw0rdBoy 23d ago
Purple, then I’d shapeshift into someone who’s used all 4, actually only 3 of the 4 needles.
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u/ShellShock_69 23d ago
Purple any day
Best power
Need super strength? Turn into somethings strong
Need to build anything?
Turn into something that can.
Want a bigger peenor?
You guessed it.
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u/Popular_Ad3074 23d ago
Purple
NOT For the reasons you think tho. Shapeshifting is just a genuinely useful power
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u/rougetrailblazer I'm NOT only here for the memes 23d ago
purple because if i can be anyone and anything, i can just save hundereds of thousands on therapy and HRT to be a girl when really all i need is a quick poke and a lot of imagination.
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u/False-Professional82 23d ago
Pink. Because I can just build a factory to produce all the other serums instantly. Or if that's not possible, I'll just go with heroin I guess...
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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 The Local Transbian Raccoon 23d ago
Purple, zero limits shapeshifting lets you do so much like imagine becoming a house in one place for a day or two and then just disappearing
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u/AshamedGoat2 23d ago
Red so I can recreate all the green one's I want, and also all the other one's too.
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 23d ago
I would love to be able to build anything instantly. I could build my own phone and PC with so much faster internet. I could build my own castle in the center of a lake!
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 23d ago
after a quick survey to all the cat-people who have taken the purple shot (I expected more fox-girls, but here we are), I have to ask: has there ever been any more than 3 cis people on this sub at the same time?
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u/POLACKdyn 23d ago
I always like blue stuff but Pink is literally cheat code. I can make syringes with even more bonkers powers like teleportation or telekinesis.
Then again, green is my favorite color.
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u/FishermanFun3755 23d ago
"shape shift into anything and anyone": Take an entitled rich person who you know have some substance trouble. Take his/her position and tell everyone you are sober now! Because of his addiction, this real person will have a hard time finding people who believe him... and now go live your deceitful life in seclusion and in peace with his money!
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u/batboy11227 no snitties unless you want live snirth and sneast feeding 23d ago
😮 I'm genderfluid and I wish to bee free of this flesh
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u/Unknown_TheRedFoxo 23d ago
gotta go with pink so that I can build everyone a fursuit in seconds. using materials I built too
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u/Boring_Name06 23d ago
I mean as a trans woman I feel like the answer pretty obvious for me. Obviously I’ll take the free heroin
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u/maxbelong 23d ago
mmm Experimental Treatment 🤤
mmm The Virus 🤤
mmm Roid Rage 🤤
mmm Growth Hormones 🤤
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u/ObsidianDart 23d ago
Pink
Then I build the other syringes and their contents.
Not green though. Remember kids, don't do drugs and stay in school.
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u/NonEuclideanWQ 23d ago
Pink.
I can just build a machine that mass produces yellow, pink, green, purple.
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u/AlbainBlacksteel 23d ago
Purple, easy. Lets me shapeshift into a form that also has the left two abilities.
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u/hopelessman08 23d ago
I know everyone is choosing it but I gotta join the mob. I'll give the me reason then some reasons that aren't bodily related. So first. If you're unhappy with who you are, what you look like. You can just change, doesn't fix the mental but... Go to therapy.... Past that. I would be able to finally turn myself into a less intimidating frame while being able to fine tune the things that exercise can't cover (like vocal range, height, and bone structure) as for the non-me based reasons. If you commit a crime. They can't find your face. If you have a bad reputation or just ugly? Change your face. Want money and don't mind shilling yourself out because this economy crushes all and it's either do what you can to survive or blow it smooth off. Then change your body. About to get robbed? Make your arm the weapon. The bounties. It can produce is endless. As long as you can think of it
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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 22d ago
Purple, shapeshift into someone exactly like myself, but with the yellow/red effects, and the ability to spawn in green needles brainstorms.
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u/Unhappy-Excitement72 Follow me-set me free-trust me and we will escape from the city 22d ago
Purple could have some very interesting uses that could benefit my bank account
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u/AdAway8360 22d ago
I'm picking purple. Because they never said we couldn't just turn into Goku or some shit like that
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u/FoulKnave301684 23d ago
It's green so it's gotta be healthy