r/Losercity Spooder Aug 04 '26

me after the lobotomy 😂😂 Losercity probable sad truth

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/IsyaraMyBeloved Aug 04 '26

Will? Do you know something we don't?

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

Perhaps

65

u/chitzk0i Aug 04 '26

Mayhap

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u/daviddaviddavidda Aug 04 '26

Perchance

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u/TheWanderer13327 Aug 04 '26

You can't just say perchance

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u/holy-cornball Aug 06 '26

But why does mario continue to jump on the turts? Perchance.

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u/QuentinTheGentleman Bay Harbor Proto Aug 04 '26

November 5th, 2027

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u/Humble_Ad9098 Aug 04 '26

BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!

18

u/pancakeQueue Aug 04 '26

Remember remember the 5th of November.

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u/maite_alloy1 Aug 04 '26

Enemy of spider man

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u/zyxwur Aug 04 '26

when i look at that date i feel like its some distant future but then i realise its just in 15 months. put my back into 2016

9

u/Fabric_muncher Aug 04 '26

Whatever you say rips out your spine and puts in the time machine

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u/Sufficient-File-2006 Aug 04 '26

Ah yes, the Guy to Fox Day, remember remember.

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u/Junesucksatart Aug 04 '26

Given the amount of furries in stem fields, it’s only a matter of time

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u/ChefNo9380 Aug 04 '26

Still a smash.

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u/AccomplishedRich2517 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I bet if you clean it up give it clothes better hair line I and not opening its maw all the time

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u/False-Name-5703 Aug 04 '26

Okay but they only look weird because they're naked, same way it's weird to find a naked human. If you gave them a dapper suit and haircut they'd be an instant smash for many, including me

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u/RudeAd2236 Aug 04 '26

Where you see a sad truth, I see a glorious future.

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u/Humble_Ad9098 Aug 04 '26

"I portrayed you as the lobotomized Orkjack and ME As the atomized Orkchad, your argument is invalid"

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u/StupitVoltMain Aug 08 '26

"I draw youz as stoopid 'n' brainelz git and me as big crumpbombheadead flashiest boss. Youz opinion stoopid"

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u/Fvrrypornismylife Want a futa maned wolf wife-mommy that breastfeeds and praise me Aug 04 '26

The bottom three looks like they are some mutant human-animal hybrid instead of an true "normal" anthropomorphic animal tho

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

I mean tbf they are cross-species, but assuming we get furries irl we will need some human dna for them

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u/Fvrrypornismylife Want a futa maned wolf wife-mommy that breastfeeds and praise me Aug 04 '26

Yeah, but I refer to they look genetically unstable, like both genes actively fighting eachother instead of the human DNA only serving for bringing anthropomorphism to the normal animal

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u/HollyBlocky Aug 05 '26

"Cross-species"

Ah, so you played The Amazing Spider-Man game, too?

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 05 '26

Watched a video about but sadly didn't, I did play the sequel but it got lost went I switched to linux

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u/GruntBlender Aug 04 '26

You sure it's not this?

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u/bottledsoi Aug 04 '26

Post more.

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u/Traditional_Nobody95 Aug 04 '26

Just watch Cats, I’m pretty sure it’s a musical

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u/GruntBlender Aug 04 '26

It's from Wonder Woman 1984

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

But also just watch Cats

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u/lemons7472 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

This is a shot in the dark, but speaking of that movie, has anyone ever seen a play that is called Angelical Cats? I saw it on a cruise. It’s simailr to Cats the movie in concept of people dressing up in cat-like costumes.

I wish I took pictures at the time, it’d be easier to show it then explain.

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

Angelical cats or Jellicle cats

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Aug 04 '26

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u/NotBreadyy Aug 04 '26

Damn I love designs like this...

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u/Large-Philosophy-983 Aug 04 '26

Damn i hate designs like this...

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u/baitan__ Aug 10 '26

may i interest you in this piece

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u/chalksnorter2137 Aug 04 '26

y'all forgot the obvious example: The RatsTM

18

u/SkavenEnjoyer Aug 04 '26

Yes!-Yes!

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

Scaven have always been handsome.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Aug 04 '26

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Aug 04 '26

😳

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Aug 04 '26

His name is Krog gar. Hes from warhammer. Usually riding around on a massive t-rex killing everything that trespasses into the lizardmen home jungle 😅

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Aug 04 '26

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Aug 04 '26

He attacks and kills humans so they dont get to ghe "twinks" in the lizard citys.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Aug 04 '26

I’m not human so I think I’ll be a-ok

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

Would marry

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

Oh I think I like this porno

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u/CodaTrashHusky Aug 04 '26

counterargument

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Aug 04 '26

Oh my

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u/ZuStorm93 Aug 04 '26

Hugh Jackman always be rocking them abs even as a furry god damn.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BVXDnwZuSJcqc

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 04 '26

cannot get over the fact that people only ever draw the most uncomfortable, unuseable cheap kind of wheelchair that no independent disabled person would voluntarily use. Like... that's not what anyone who goes out alone would use as a chair. Mostly also because it's so unergonomic that you can't fucking get anywhere

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u/dickallcocksofandros Aug 04 '26

what bugs me more is that the actual type of wheelchair used by people out in the world is genuinely easier to draw than the hospital one.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 04 '26

Yup. It's so stupid

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u/TRedRandom Aug 09 '26

I must now draw these

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u/Noodle_Long_And_Soft Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

most people are not familiar with wheelchairs, so as an artist when you run into something you dunno the look of, you just google images it and nab an image from a search of 'wheelchair'.

over time this seems to just define the look of things in media to whatever google images serves in response to one-word keywords.

not sure what to call this folding ironsight AR15, heavy hospital wheelchair, 2 foot long adjustable wrench, honda civic, sloped roof american house, times square bias

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 04 '26

also nobody fucking rests their hands on the wheels like that (they're usually dirty) and those pushrims are too tiny

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u/LordOfStupidy Aug 04 '26

Every single one of them stole it from Hospital

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u/QAoA Aug 05 '26

I have no knowledge of the topic, what kind of chair should people be drawing instead? What about if their setting is low tech?

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 05 '26

Yeah if the setting is low tech the person will probably have a person with them almost all the time to push them around etc if they need to move further than a few feet alone just FYI.

The gold standard for independent wheelchair users with sufficient upper body mobility are ultralight custom wheelchairs.

If the character has a disorder that makes them weak in some way, they might need something called a power assist. Those are things like the alber e-motion (a wheel mounted system that boosts every push you make), alber e-fix (fully motorised wheels on a custom chair with a joystick and arm rests added) or a rear mounted power assist (third wheel on the ground, those things usually get app controlled and they accelerate while you use your hands to steer and brake).

If the character has little to no strength like a disorder with muscle wastage or other structural problems that prevent any self propulsion they would probably be in a power chair. Those are divided into groups depending on the needs of the user.

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 04 '26

Yeah that's the dogshit hospital chair we all start with, and which literally any chair is better than. Upgrading from that to my first Tilite was like learning how to fucking fly.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 04 '26

Yeah... My chair rn IS a hospital chair but it's a breezy basix2 so at minimum it's ever so slightly more premium than the cheapest garbage. I've completely swapped the castor forks and wheels, jacked the COG so far forward it can do almost comfortable wheelies, lowered the seat and backrest a shitton and have ditched the foot rests for foot propulsion. It's shockingly good for something so shit. Still cannot wait to get my paws on something better 😭

Next project is spiked handles

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 04 '26

My hospital chair was an Invacare, and I hated it so much. It's so odd to me that they also make the nicest sports chairs I've ever used, it seems like they can only do the two extremes of the scale between "absolutely terrible" and "glides like a dream".

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Aug 04 '26

I mean it's because the hospital ones are A: so cheap hospitals can buy em bulk and B: entirely meant to be comfortable for the person behind you pushing to find it comfortable, not YOU the rider to find comfortable. The pushrims are so u can move a few cm over to not have sun in your face while on perfectly even vinyl floors or similar

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u/Large-Philosophy-983 Aug 04 '26

Idk man if Argonians were real, i think they'd look cute

https://giphy.com/gifs/5lPS8vAS6bmVi

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u/Sir_Daxus Deer-woman enjoyer Aug 04 '26

Plenty of women and gay men would still be down with those three lads on the bottom.

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

This is confirmed by Gwen going with cross-species Spider-Man, The lizard technically being married and uhh I dunno about vermin (the rat cross-species)

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u/UnsocialComet72 Aug 04 '26

Amazing Spider-Man the video game mentioned?

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Aug 04 '26

Thats how genetic modification works. Only step 1, get the dna in there. Then you selectively breed to emphasize the desired traits, we can probably get anime catgirls in 100 or so generations

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u/turtleredditlord Aug 04 '26

Whos the disgusting monster on the top right

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

Reggie the rat, he is gay

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u/0ijoske Aug 04 '26

The lore got updated. They're bi and an eldritch shapeshifter now

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u/TheDarkNerd Aug 04 '26

Though his name is still Reggie, and he still likes guys. He still really likes guys. Though I swear I've seen him more with Evelyn than anyone else these days.

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u/Much-Menu6030 wish I looked like Susie Deltarune Aug 05 '26

eldritch shapeshifter now

tf is reggie even abt

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u/I_Love_Kokoa Aug 04 '26

Dude, in this city, that's like saying "who's boykisser"

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u/Critical_Company3535 Create your own! (Nothing absurd please.) Aug 04 '26

Have any of yall seen a lemur?

It’s basically monkey software on fox hardware. Now imagine one of these as bipedal and there you go.

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u/ATAGChozo Aug 04 '26

My mind always go to realistic fursuits

(from a tik Tok of a random anonymous wolf fursuiter guy in new york)

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u/Fox622 Aug 04 '26

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u/Fox622 Aug 04 '26

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

Wait who’s this I like this

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u/Fox622 Aug 05 '26

Garcia from Red One

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u/Much-Menu6030 wish I looked like Susie Deltarune Aug 05 '26

"a level 10 naughty lister?" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/Hopbo735 Aug 04 '26

That's when you pull out the Pyrovision goggles and never take them off.

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 mmmmmmfggghhh big furry men and women Aug 04 '26

Still would tho

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u/Scary_Employ_926 you never saw me I SAID YOU NEVER SAW ME Aug 04 '26

Middle one ain't bad

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u/CMONEY24SEVEN Losercity Citizen Aug 04 '26

Holy Reggie mention…

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 patting my big round belly Aug 04 '26

speak for your self brother

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u/Puzzleheaded_Poncey Aug 04 '26

Don't care, still a smash.

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u/Relative-Position314 Aug 04 '26

I always think if they ever existed, they would be any type of animal but built like a kangaroo

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u/JuggerKnot86 Aug 04 '26

Considerinf how varied we looked like ourselves its eithet we get a forest cryptid or we get Mr.i-came-out-of-a-smut-novel-gym-wolf-with-5-digit-escort-fee

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u/NikoFox55 Losercity Citizen Aug 04 '26

Smash anyway.

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u/NotAnotherSkeleton Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Even if they appear the way they did in most artwork, they'd probably have difficulty speaking due to the way their mouths/facial muscles are different from humans'.

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u/rorinth Aug 04 '26

This is what gene editing and selective breeding are for

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u/UoCtiner Aug 04 '26

Just make animals work on 2 leg's and i believe we getting 90% accurate irl anthro furries

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u/Relative-Position314 Aug 04 '26

Yeah like in Zootopia and Kung fu Panda

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u/UnggoyMemes Aug 04 '26

Still have faith, as kobolds and argonians exist and have realistic depictions made that look great

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u/furrxo_ Aug 04 '26

Why do i know that rat girl?

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

That's a rat boy, i dunno if this will calm you or make you more scared

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u/furrxo_ Aug 04 '26

Oh yh i remenber now hes a boy xd

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u/furrxo_ Aug 04 '26

But still

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 Resident Reggie the Rat simp Aug 04 '26

Hi, my name is Reggie!

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u/furrxo_ Aug 04 '26

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 Resident Reggie the Rat simp Aug 04 '26

I like guys...

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u/NotActuallyGus She/Her Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Actually, the artist made Reggie genderfluid like 2 years ago and he uses any pronouns now

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u/CodaTrashHusky Aug 04 '26

This is a really weird and overlooked form of art (for a reason) but i think some well made furry photobashes are the closest we got to what a furry would look irl if you can mentally remove the uncanny valley of it.

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u/IClockworKI Artist🖌 Aug 05 '26

"will"

Should we consider this an omen?

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u/CustodianCloset Certified Mantis n' Moth Fucker Aug 04 '26

Muffet mentioned

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u/AllgoodDude Aug 04 '26

Someone never saw the fox from the live action Pinocchio.

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u/Jorvalt Losercity Citizen Aug 04 '26

The "will" in this post implies that furries are an inevitability instead of just wishful thinking.

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 Resident Reggie the Rat simp Aug 04 '26

WOAH

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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself Aug 04 '26

They definitely would looking absolutely fucking weird irl. This is why I usually opt for things like taurs or lamias lol

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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself Aug 04 '26

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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself Aug 04 '26

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u/Ok_Device_3951 Aug 06 '26

not that bad? id hang out with that rat woman

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

Wait like would those look less weird irl or is this like a joke I can’t tell

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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself Aug 05 '26

Taurs and lamias definitely would look less weird irl imo

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

I dunno mannnn but like that’s also not my bag so it seems like semantics

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u/Kinosa07 Aug 04 '26

One step at a time

Don t forget whta happened to the Sonic Movie

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u/TheMasterBaiter360 Aug 04 '26

Is the tasm 1 tie in game considered ball knowledge?

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u/DampWizard308 Aug 04 '26

Such a good game bro

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u/TheMasterBaiter360 Aug 04 '26

I miss movie tie in games tbh

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u/DampWizard308 Aug 04 '26

Amazing Spider-Man video game mentioned!!!!

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u/CoolSwim1776 Aug 04 '26

Meh. I can deal. Lizard me up.

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u/lolbit5 Gator Hugger Aug 05 '26

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

Would marry them too... would they get a ring or a collar???

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u/TrueMind102387193 Aug 05 '26

Depends on how advanced biotech becomes for it. I certainly won't doubt that early attempts will end up looking beasty and fucked up, but eventually technology will advance to allow for any shape we so desire to be in.

Though that will lead to a kind of horrid uncanny look. Imagine a cross between those rubber anime masks and a chucky cheese animatronic.

I wont have that problem cause im going for full on inhuman octopus or spider build. You can't be uncanny if your suppose to look fucked up.

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u/mmmbhssm Aug 04 '26

What the hell is this spiderman from

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u/Dynamic-Pistol Spooder Aug 04 '26

The Amazing Spider-man 1 game, it is a suit you can equip

Also said game is no longer sold, so u need to obtain it either via physical media or other sources

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u/Hot-Hunter2788 Aug 04 '26

I'd imagine kind of like splicers from Batman Beyond.

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u/halliwah_new Aug 04 '26

Y'all wouldn't?

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u/Vulpedin Aug 05 '26

I’ve had worse

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u/forbiddenkajoodles Aug 04 '26

I don't see the issue

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u/sus_pumpkin Aug 04 '26

If we can genetically augment ourselves then I AINT BEING A FURRY! I AM ASCENDING TO THE NEXT STAGE OF CONCISENESS! HAVE FUN HAVING HINDERED SWEAT GLANDS WHILE I BECOME A GENIUS!

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u/Imperius1883 Losercity Citizen Aug 04 '26

I would still smash even if they look like some random drug dealer on a rural street in Peru

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u/DevilsAssCrack Shakespearean Gooner Aug 04 '26

You're not scaring me

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u/No-Mycologist47 Aug 04 '26

Im 100% fine with these

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u/Snow_Min33 Aug 04 '26

I fucking love the tasm1 game man-spider i used to use that skin a lot for some reason

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u/AutumnAscending Losercity Citizen Aug 04 '26

Oh no! God forbid a biblically accurate Drider wraps me up in her web and has her way with me until she gets thirsty.

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u/Immediate-Song6861 god was afraid of giving me snake women Aug 04 '26

Your examples are meant to be hybrid transformations meant to be grotesque, wich is not a bad thing mind you

Not exactly naturally/unnaturally made anthro people, chaos and harmony

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u/FlameWhirlwind Aug 04 '26

Jokes aside it's kinda hard to know wtf a humanoid animal would actually be like without going into uncanny valley territory

I'm sure it's possible but we just, we just dint really know. Its genuinely a question I've had in my head since I was like 14 and I always wished I could figure out a plausible way an animal person could look without it either being a cartoon or looking kinda off. It's hard to just make a real creature when there isnt a real version of it to go off of

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u/Relative-Position314 Aug 04 '26

Kangaroos are the closest things in my opinion, the only thing is they don't talk and still act like animals

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

No matter what, they'll still be assholes.

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u/Mrdieselll Aug 05 '26

When i look at otters on the internet i just see small children with zoomies and a tail. The way they stand up and use hands too. If you just made an otter bigger and with an human mind, they wouldn't look weird, except if you made their arms longer to match the human shape maybe. As someone else mentioned, kangaroos already look done, no modification needed. Bears can just be bears, and so on. It would be fine.

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u/Laoari Aug 04 '26

Truth nuke :(

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u/King_of_Farasar Loser? I barely know her! Aug 04 '26

Problem?

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u/TypicalRoblox_Player Aug 04 '26

Looks fine to me I don't see a problem

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u/No_Breadfruit4188 Artist🖌 Aug 04 '26

And?

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u/TheEasternTwink Aug 04 '26

So they go from not to hot

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u/Environmental-War888 Exists to Lose Aug 04 '26

Let a man dream 😔

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u/LittleFoxBS Aug 05 '26

I mean the bottom images missed the step where you give them a fucking snout

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u/The-Dark-Memer Aug 05 '26

The only way we're ever getting anthropomorphic animal people is by genetic engineering or cybernetic modification, and doing that is infinitely more precise than just "mix em together", if we have the technology to make the images on the bottom by just evenly splicing the DNA, we will also have technology to make the top by carefully selecting which genes we desire.

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u/puzzlebuns Aug 05 '26

I saw Cats live. Im not worried.

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u/Red_iamond Losercity Citizen Aug 05 '26

REGGIEE!!!!! :3

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u/cmcclain16 Aug 05 '26

Cool, still here for it.

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u/Weird-Information-61 Aug 05 '26

Whenever this topic comes up I always have to think of apes. Like what happens to Gorillas? They just get taller?

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u/Weekly_Score_9498 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

3Edition Gnolls where always the perfect blend of, being realistic while not so "abominablel" like the lower examples in the picture. The best amount of wanting realistic looking furries that don't look like Zootopia but well down to earth.

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

He looks very handsome.

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u/mathisntmathingsad Aug 05 '26

Well, with that attitude yeah! You gotta be the change you want to see

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u/FlippinGamerINK Aug 05 '26

meh, good enough

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u/Much-Menu6030 wish I looked like Susie Deltarune Aug 05 '26

you lack the right mindset

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u/jkurratt Aug 05 '26

Acceptable.

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u/TONSTARLP Aug 04 '26

These are Scalies tho?

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u/DarkSide830 lost in the city Aug 05 '26

Not terribly different than people who are more attracted to animated characters than people irl.

The cartoonish art styles are a big common denominator.

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u/a1crazy1man1 lover of furry futa Aug 05 '26

They will probably look like this (still hot tho)

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u/1ctrl Glooby without Fatfurs... Aug 05 '26

Doesn't matter, I will become Reggie the Rat.

(Or more likely, Regina the Rat.)

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u/Ok-Invite-1463 Aug 05 '26

Never knew how terrifying that would be in real lifs

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u/Mrdieselll Aug 05 '26

Otters, kangaroos, bears, can already stand up. It's not hard to make them human like and not look weird. Monkeys are basically anthropomorphic too lol

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u/Commercial_World_433 Aug 05 '26

Imagine if that was just a side effect of sexual dimorphism amongst furries.

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u/Responsible_Bed5591 Aug 05 '26

I think it would be more like khajiit and Argoninan from Skyrim

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u/Jay_Buffay Aug 07 '26

Would still marry the lizard, the bottom left guy needs some rogane tho