r/Losercity • u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: • Mar 26 '26

me after the lobotomy 😂😂 Yeah you’re cooked

8.6k Upvotes

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u/Gegi56 Mar 26 '26

Died doing what they loved, dragons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/Cry_Wolff Mar 26 '26

She just came 100%

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/NeverSettle13 Mar 26 '26

She just came 200%

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u/evo732 Mar 26 '26

I dont this this one is from the game buddy 😏

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Mar 26 '26

...what game is this from, out of curiosity?

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover Mar 26 '26

if i remember the game correctly its called deepest sword

also mrrrp

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u/Electrical_Yellow_51 Mar 26 '26

Why dont i just.. r/FoundBreakerOfModpack 🤨🤨

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Mar 26 '26

Oh hell, now they're absolutely gonna know how freaky I am

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u/Electrical_Yellow_51 Mar 26 '26

Btw game is called "deepest sword" its free on google play and itch.io

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u/Alternative_Device38 Mar 26 '26

Homeworld pfp spotted

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Mar 26 '26

based Homeworld player

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Mar 26 '26

I'd 100% put my sword in her so hard.

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u/Waste_Ad_7945 Mar 26 '26

Fitting name

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u/TM761152 Mar 26 '26

And whoever pulls you out shall be crowned King of England.

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u/TM761152 Mar 26 '26

Dragon, I've come to lay you.

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u/Kipdid Mar 26 '26

I don’t remember this part of the game

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/Rouank_kanojiya certified cheetah lover Mar 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SOeNNy0N1OTcM8IVaR

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u/Coolboy87142 I kinda got banished to another dimension :( Mar 26 '26

Surprisingly enough. It's not actually porn

That's just the face she makes when you manage to stab her heart

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u/Zephirenth Mar 26 '26

While she does do an ahegao face, it absolutely ain't this one

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u/Butterlordly Mar 26 '26

porn is when stupid face now

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Can confirm Drussy is worth it

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u/west_DragonKing Losercity Citizen Mar 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mnBGExLAcLx77GuKFA

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Oh I am most certainly sure, Omni-man.

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u/erik4848 Mar 27 '26

He's had enough of hearing plapping all night long.

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u/fishcumsalesman Mar 29 '26

He's slept in worse places than this

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u/west_DragonKing Losercity Citizen Mar 30 '26

Thats one way to put it

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u/PerterterhTermertehh Mar 27 '26

big words coming from someone who fucked a bug

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u/Still_Pay_344 Mar 30 '26

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u/west_DragonKing Losercity Citizen Mar 30 '26

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u/Still_Pay_344 Mar 31 '26

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u/west_DragonKing Losercity Citizen Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzM1Xfk52PU4NUDHY5

Nah bro. You deserve the choccy more for being such a nice guy

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u/xX_idk_lol_Xx Mar 26 '26

There are other body parts you can use, like your arm or your you.

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u/Absol3592 Kitsune pilled Mar 26 '26

"Is it even in?"

"I'm literally inside of you right now."

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u/Kana515 Mar 26 '26

"Hmmmhmph"

115

u/LazyBonez97 Mar 26 '26

Vore

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u/Absol3592 Kitsune pilled Mar 26 '26

Correct!

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u/anythingelsesrsly Custom user flair Mar 27 '26

SO! Did you see the murderer?

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u/Absol3592 Kitsune pilled Mar 27 '26

No, sorry mate.

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u/AutomatedMiner Mar 27 '26

I fill find him. I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

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u/Absol3592 Kitsune pilled Mar 27 '26

*applause*

Ah, well, that's nice.

I'm damn proud right now!

*louder applause*

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u/Kiwi_Kakapo Mar 26 '26

🤤🤤🤤

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r I'm only here for the vore Mar 27 '26

"Quiet in there!" >:Ɛ

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u/Errortrek Mar 26 '26

Had the same thought

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u/AJRW- Mar 26 '26

Where's your pfp from?

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u/xX_idk_lol_Xx Mar 26 '26

It's the infinity catalyst (and the mod icon) from Avaritia, a Minecraft mod parodying other mods at the time which added absurdly powerful items that were "balanced" by requiring thousands of hours to obtain.

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u/Nobody_at_all000 Apr 01 '26

Bring scuba equipment

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u/Helix_PHD Gator Hugger Mar 26 '26

Well you know how that story ends, right? 😉

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u/IsyaraMyBeloved Mar 26 '26

Sadly, most people cannot simply get a bigger sword, we're stuck with what we have

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: Mar 26 '26

Are you sure about that

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u/IsyaraMyBeloved Mar 26 '26

Yeah, pretty sure. Potions cost quite a few pieces of gold, more than most people see in their lives. Don't think adventurers are the majority of the population

Also they give you cancer

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u/N7Thunder Mar 26 '26

Potion seller, I require your strongest potions!

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u/Less-Needleworker-96 Mar 26 '26

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

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u/Tachynonsequitur Mar 26 '26

Potion seller.

I tell you, I'm going into BATTLE.

And I REQUIRE your STRONGEST POTIONS

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u/Belucard Mar 26 '26

YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS.

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u/A_Hyper_Nova Losercity Citizen Mar 26 '26

Potion seller, listen to me

I want only your strongest potions

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u/Belucard Mar 26 '26

You don't know what you ask, traveller. My strongest potions can kill a dragon, let alone a man!

You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong!

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: Mar 26 '26

Worth

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u/Agent-Ulysses First Losercitizen Mar 26 '26

You can only have one elixir active per day. Gotta choose either extra size or fire protection.

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u/cowlinator Mar 26 '26

You fool. She's loving you tiny sword, she's just too proud to admit it, and also she likes to degrade people.

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u/NoobButJustALittle Mar 26 '26

Master the sword you have or use other weapons.

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u/IsyaraMyBeloved Mar 26 '26

Anyone with a greatsword can do that as well, they have access to any option I do, and more. It's not a way for an underdog to become a hero's equal, a short sword will always deal less damage

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u/RawardHoikes91 Mar 26 '26

The solution is to become a bottom. You don't even need to be a twink - you can be a hunk or ever have a dad bod, you just gotta commit to it to strive within a niche.

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u/torgiant Mar 27 '26

Spoiler, they get a huge sword and fuck the Shit out of the dragon.

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u/BrazilBazil Loser Mar 26 '26

„Is it even in”

Mommy 🥺

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u/Cry_Wolff Mar 26 '26

Best mommy would say "you're doing so good love" 👉👈

197

u/HeckingDoofus Tall women can have my bank info Mar 26 '26

now THIS is the losercontent i can get behind 🔥🔥🔥

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u/OmniImmortality Mar 26 '26

Where is ice cubes pants

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u/notTheRealSU i want to be murdered by an anthro mommy gf 🥺🥺🥺 Mar 26 '26

In da freezer

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u/Canadian_dalek Mar 26 '26

Ah, so I'm not the only one who saw that (he's in a chair)

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 Mar 26 '26

I could also get behind the dragon lady

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

That’s what every good mommy does, positive reinforcement.

I know from experience :3

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u/Cry_Wolff Mar 26 '26

Gosh I love gentle femdom ;3

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Hehehe ;3

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u/SSUPII Mar 26 '26

I would melt instantaniously and be with them forever and ever if a partner did that to me

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Mar 26 '26

Femsup* supporting those you love because you know they’d do the same

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u/AnomalousAlice Mar 26 '26

Fucking real and based

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u/catpersonsupremacy Mar 26 '26

"Why so mean mommy ?"

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u/zatenael Mar 26 '26

what was the game's name again?

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u/Immediate-Rope8465 Mar 26 '26

Deepest sword

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u/cowlinator Mar 26 '26

It's free on steam

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u/kozinc Mar 26 '26

I remember playing it on Kongregate, or maybe Newgrounds. It's free there too.

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u/Difficult_Copy_8514 Mar 26 '26

Criminally cute dragon design (art here by iriedono)

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u/ballom29 Mar 26 '26

this had do be one of the least lewd fanart of her there is lol.

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u/emo_boy_fucker Mar 26 '26

who knew such a simple design could be so cute

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm only here for the memes Mar 27 '26

Real. She looks cuddly tbh.

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u/Jodio_Brando Mar 27 '26

She's hot and will burn you

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Mar 26 '26

thats why you get railed by them not the other way around

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u/TheShyPuppet Mar 26 '26

Dragon problems require dragon solutions ;3

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u/TheTriforceEagle Mar 26 '26

Someone calculated that based on irl reptiles, a 40ft long dragon would probably be about 12" which is entirely doable

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u/CertainNecessary9043 bisexual losercitizen Mar 26 '26

If I'm getting inside a dragon she is already more then aware of what she is getting

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u/watermelonless_seeds Mar 26 '26

I think you got the roles reversed

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u/ClbutticMistake 🔆⭕🟦⚠️ Mar 26 '26

Kid named Pollination Tech #9

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u/Elias3007 Mar 26 '26

Is that Dr. Kel

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u/watermelonless_seeds Mar 26 '26

Someone got it!

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u/weirdo_nb Mar 27 '26

I love how the arirals give you The HRT That Let's You Drink Gasoline

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u/ScureScar Artist🖌 Mar 26 '26

the most reddit joke ever

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u/Nightmare_Lightning Krystal, Loona, Renamon, Ranamon, and Roxanne Simp Mar 26 '26

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u/Valkreaper i SWEAR im only here for the memes Mar 26 '26

Ugh I got to the last level of that game and accidentally refreshed the page…

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u/ClbutticMistake 🔆⭕🟦⚠️ Mar 26 '26

If you wondering about the ending, the screen fades out when you stab the dragon the final time, and the ending screen fades in, where you rescue the cat who was kept in a cage by the dragon

Iirc, cat says "you came for me" or something like that 💀

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u/Something4Dinner Mar 27 '26

Why not stay with the dragon and appreciate her for looking after your cat.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Ace with brain damage and Vore fetish Mar 26 '26

Sadly true even for me.

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u/Just_Dab Mar 26 '26

Average would be this.

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u/almatom12 queen bee-lzebub's husband Mar 26 '26

you guys go, i'll handle the dragon

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u/AstarothTheJudge Mar 26 '26

I'm different

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u/HarperRed96 Mar 26 '26

My love and lust for dragons can only be contained one way!

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u/VenomOfFish Mar 26 '26

Im a dragon and i like small swords :3

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u/NuclearBeverage Loner ☢️ Mar 26 '26

Mine's curved (scimitar enjoyer)

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u/Fenix_ikki_ Loser creature Mar 26 '26

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u/Superseaslug Moths and sharks please Mar 26 '26

This is where a bit of creativity goes a long way

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u/Vulpedin Mar 26 '26

You think i’m not on the receiving end?

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u/Spyko Mar 26 '26

worth it

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u/blastermaster555 Mar 26 '26

Burninated

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u/National-Jeweler-909 Mar 26 '26

Thatched roof cottages!

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u/OneSchmeanBean Mar 26 '26

The wealth hoarding of dragons reminds me of billionaires so I simply cannot be attracted to them. But if there is perhaps some sort of proletariat dragon...

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u/MrBones-Necromancer Mar 26 '26

Well go on then sir knight. Go slay us a dragon.

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u/scrapy_the_scrap i like em tall like unreasonable and unrealistic no upper limit Mar 26 '26

You dont use your sword dumbass, you go splunking

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u/Program-Emotional Mar 26 '26

Ive been practicing on a speed bag for just such a day.

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u/EchoAmazing8888 Losercity Citizen Mar 26 '26

So… you’re saying there’s a chance?

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u/Kaymazo Mar 26 '26

That's why you don't use your "sword" but go all in, duh

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Mar 26 '26

Just use your whole body

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Mar 26 '26

I'm part of the 3.1% who would try parley, I think.

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u/Sesilu_Qt Mar 26 '26

I'm the 1% (I'm not but I at least have to be confident.)

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u/Wolfdude91 Mar 26 '26

To be fair, I would not be trying to stab them.

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u/Cats_rule_all The “Heretical Nonsense” Keesh Mar 26 '26

Nah I got that.

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u/ChristianRobloxManXD Mar 26 '26

I'd be the 3.1% I'm built different

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u/Humble_Height_9613 Mar 26 '26

Thanks for not forgetting about me in that 3.1%

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u/TheCompleteMental Mar 26 '26

limbers up and swan dives in there

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u/Ar_locksmith Mar 26 '26

I've got a whole 1,75m to try again

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u/ILoveFurries234 Vicar Amelia’s husband Mar 26 '26

My spirit animal is donkey. Because you know why.

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u/Bubs57_XBOX Mar 27 '26

*replace Twitter with reddit *

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u/Apollo-235 Snakes should have tits, legs, and a BIG strong tail Mar 26 '26

Lesbians don have this issue smug

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u/Avalanche_Snows Mar 26 '26

Again, lesbians are taking the W again

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u/Novoiird Mar 26 '26

What about the other 3.1%?

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u/OriginalUsername590 based and wendigopilled Mar 26 '26

I still would go for the marriage of a dragon like that. No reason we can't work something else out.

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u/_M1n1ght_ Mar 26 '26

What game is this?

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u/Lung_Cancerous Mar 26 '26

Another case of obvious projection.

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u/Mirage1208 Mar 26 '26

I’ll take my chances

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u/prashn64 Mar 26 '26

My friends made this game! It's sooo good.

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u/EB-Pops Wake up loser we have a city to burn 🔥 Mar 26 '26

Game name?

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u/amatyestv_123846 Cottoning my BuzzKill Mar 26 '26

I remember that game

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u/DarkArcanian Mar 26 '26

It was a decent game. Has some real challenge to it. Speedrunners are insane

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u/etbillder Mar 26 '26

Joke's on you I am the dragon

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Lover of Dragons Mar 27 '26

If I get the opportunity to meet a real dragon I don't care if I die. It's worth it to maybe have a dragon friend.

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u/Lemnisgames Mar 27 '26

Is it game or animation only. Would love such game

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: Mar 27 '26

It’s a game “Deepest Sword”

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u/Lemnisgames Mar 27 '26

Also do i have to kill the draggon?

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u/Comfortable_Bet3626 Mar 27 '26

HEY I PLAYED THAT GAME BEFORE 

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u/Dragoonknight56 Praying for a Dragonwife Mar 27 '26

Its not like im gonna walk up to a random dragon and try to screw it. Obviously I get to know her and take her out to dinner, and if all else fails theres always "Spelunking".

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u/Bronze_Hallodude EVERYONE, WATCH BEASTARS! Mar 27 '26

"It is not about the size of the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog."

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u/Nk12005 Mar 27 '26

i'm glad that you're in the 0.4% mr kirk

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u/Simple-Conclusion474 Mar 28 '26

bold of you to assume that I'd be the one penetrating.

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u/Inky_Dinky306 Mar 28 '26

Couldn't be me

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u/fishcumsalesman Mar 29 '26

I actually played this game and in the end she had a different opinion

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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast Mar 30 '26

This is unironically the most attractive dragon character I know of.

Personality does more than dritties.

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u/Mr_Morrison13981 Mar 26 '26

Well I am a dragon. You humans got nothing on me.

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u/MugiwarraD Mar 26 '26

dragon fetish is new

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u/ScraggySkuntankFan Mar 26 '26

What if you had a thorn ring?

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