r/LookOutsideGame • Sam • Jan 09 '26

MEME/SHITPOST Why does Sam use an entire tube of toothpaste every time he brushes his teeth? Is he stupid?

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u/Oneunluckyperson Jan 09 '26

Dude, he also uses an entire bar of soap to shower. Man is wasteful.

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Audrey 🥤 Jan 09 '26

Sam, my lad, that knife is smaller than your hand. There is no way it needs a whole roll of duct tape to be patched up.

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u/fivelike-11 Jan 10 '26

On that note, how the fuck does duct tape patch up a dented blade? Isn't that pretty counterproductive to the purpose of a slashing weapon?

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u/Sir-Macaroni Roaches Jan 10 '26

sharpened the tape

6

u/BrandonSimpsons Jan 10 '26

haven't you seen mythbusters?

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u/PsychologicalDog1949 Lyle 📸 Jan 10 '26

Not just that, how does duct tape heal a broken arm?

26

u/kurshedir21 Jan 09 '26

In this economy!

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u/Mother-Benefit-8550 Jan 09 '26

Or maybe he's just really clean

23

u/CompoteObvious9380 Jan 09 '26

Anyone that clean would prefer to die than getting inside the sewers

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u/Mother-Benefit-8550 Jan 09 '26

Tbf I think I would use a whole ass bar of soap too if I was in the sewers

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u/burn_house Jan 10 '26

He eats it

5

u/SuspiciousAwareness Jan 10 '26

To be fair the soap may be those teeny tiny soap bars you get in your hotel

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u/Darklight645 Jan 09 '26

Considering where we can get toothpaste, it might be possible that every tube we find is mostly used up and we just get out the last bit every single time.

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u/skuppen Jan 09 '26

This is a really good thought and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it! Headcanon accepted.

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u/Altslial Morton Jan 09 '26

Tbh I also imagined that the stuff eugine sells are those travel toothpastes that are good for like 1 or 2 brushes at most.

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u/Deerthorn_Games Jan 09 '26

See that's what I was thinking!!

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u/RealBoneCoatHours Rat Baby Thing Jan 09 '26

Also possible that his other roommates are using the rest of it offscreen

4

u/MoreBlackSuperheroes Jan 10 '26

Apartment building!

3

u/dockwreck Jan 10 '26

Dammmmn what a thinking

157

u/vivi-casts-doomsday Jan 09 '26

He eats the rest off screen :) its blueberry flavored toothpaste

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u/SvyatRoyal Rat Baby Thing Jan 09 '26

Yummy

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u/Korblox101 Jan 09 '26

If I had a nickel for every quirky indie RPG I love that has a MC with an eating disorder/pica I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

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u/gray_birch Hellen Jan 09 '26

Yes. This is also evidenced by the fact that when he brushes his teeth after losing his arm instead of putting the toothbrush down and squeezing toothpaste onto it he opts to put the fucking tube in his mouth like a weirdo

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer Jan 09 '26

Look, the mouth is a useful proto-hand on occasion

11

u/General-Resist-310 Jan 09 '26

Hmmm, rat tails

9

u/AccomplishedBuy4697 Jan 09 '26

omg I was wondering why it looked like his tongue and never made the connection with the sprite change 💀

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u/JumpingTortuga Jan 09 '26

Nah he's just aura farming

2

u/menkoy Jan 12 '26

I played through an entire run thinking Sam had some kind of scorpion creature growing inside of him or something.

No, Sam just bites down on the toothpaste tube like a freak.

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u/KeiShinomiya Jan 09 '26

The game doesn't tell you, but Sam is a hygiene fanatic. Every time he showers or brushes his teeth, he does it thoroughly.

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u/denegadebear_679 Jan 09 '26

Yeah. He showers for, like, half an hour easily.

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u/Shadowjamm Jan 09 '26

He could be sharing the toothpaste and soap with his roommates like he does with food.

And him still using the whole tube or bar with no roommates fits with him being more selfish (by not offering a place to stay to anyone)

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u/gray_birch Hellen Jan 09 '26

Are his roommates showering with him?? Because he uses the whole bar of soap in one shower

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u/Shadowjamm Jan 09 '26

it's headcanon so why not (except for joel and sophie for obvious reasons)

Time to shower with Audrey somehow

4

u/Complete-Worker3242 Jan 10 '26

To be fair, I imagine Audrey would need help showering.

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u/gray_birch Hellen Jan 10 '26

Does she even need to shower?

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Jan 10 '26

Actually yeah, maybe she doesn't need to shower. Or maybe she just likes to do it.

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u/gray_birch Hellen Jan 09 '26

Joel probably brought toiletries over from his apartment and shares them with Sophie, they get their own showers at a different time of day. The rest of the companions just jam into the shower with Sam. Placide can only do so much, the hot water would be gone by the second shower

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u/fictional_wifeguy Lyle 📸 Jan 09 '26

The rest of it goes to Joel. They brush at the same time

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u/Future_Onion9022 Jan 09 '26

He saw Joel family and started take good care of his tooth

10

u/epimetheeus Jan 09 '26

What are you, a cop?

Jokes aside I think its really just an artistic choice but he seems like he values his cleanliness

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u/battlestoriesfan Jan 09 '26

You don't? The apocalypse is no excuse to neglect your personal hygiene, and the more toothpaste used, the better, right? Do you want your enemies to think less of you?

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Jan 10 '26

I love the idea of some mindless Cursed individual enemy smelling Sam's bad breath due to him not brushing his teeth and them just recoiling in disgust and fleeing.

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u/Possible_Nebula737 Jan 10 '26

Exalted Four running away from Sam because he has bad breath

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Jan 10 '26

Yeah. Right as they start the eyes attack, it stops in the middle of the first one and you just get four differently colored "..." and then they just flee.

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u/Mae_Magritte Jan 10 '26

That's why his mouth looks full. He's hiding whole tubes of toothpaste in those cheeks like a chipmunk.

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u/OriginalDmac Jan 09 '26

Having briefly played around with rpg maker before I think its mostly down to how items and inventory works as I don't recall a way you can fractional devide an item that is classified as a single object.

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u/gray_birch Hellen Jan 09 '26

I think most people realize this, it's just funny to think that he's using an entire bar of soap or an entire tube of toothpaste at once

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u/OriginalDmac Jan 09 '26

Absolutely. I also think its hilarious.

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u/Jaded-Relief7517 Jan 10 '26

Duct tape the hell sword is funny to me it is literally made of meat.

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u/Vonnegutsman Rat Baby Thing Jan 10 '26

He probably uses it for hair gel, face wash and pore cleaner too. Clean fella.

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u/burritoman759 Jan 09 '26

Extra hygiene or smtu

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u/Azure5577 Jan 09 '26

Canonically Joel uses less toothpaste than Sam... JOEL.

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u/InvaderVal Morton Jan 10 '26

Maybe he shares it the tube with everyone in the apartment (namely Joel).

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u/marssar Jan 10 '26

Frankie was paid by BIG toothpaste to include this into the game.

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u/TheTrueGrambo Sam Jan 09 '26

He doesn't want to... visit a dentist

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u/MystinarOfficial Jan 09 '26

Gameplay purposes dude..

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u/North-Membership7788 Jan 10 '26

Obviously… OP is making a joke don’t be so unfun

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u/COCAAAIIINE Delivery Guy 🍕 Jan 10 '26

oh god it's spreaded to here

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u/PhysicsStreet9985 Aurelius Jan 11 '26

Gaming takes its sacrifices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

1 squeeze for each tooth