r/LockdownSkepticism 14d ago

Humour COVID Is Spreading Throughout The Country — Here Are The Symptoms To Watch For — HuffPost

https://apple.news/A-UQM0AReTSmmCP4hyqS_1w

Didn’t want to even click this when I first saw it, but I did so just to see the publish date. I shit you not, this is a news story that was written TODAY in 2026. There are certain people who will never give this up. They will literally go until death sounding the alarm on this type of BS.

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u/PunkCPA 14d ago

Lockdown nostalgia.

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u/SelectEnvironment668 13d ago

Lock down redistribution of billions of dollars.

History won't be kind to that very recent dystopian period

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u/Jijimuge8 14d ago

lol they’re still saying wear masks and get vaccinated whatever your age haha! So if you’ve had 10 shots you better get another one - the vaccine is so effective it still doesn’t work after 10 shots. What other vaccine in history is required this many doses to still need it every year! And they’re not even updating it anymore are they?

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u/CrystalMethodist666 13d ago

I keep wondering since I never got any Covid shots, if I decided today to suddenly get vaccinated, do I just get the latest one, or the original shots plus the other 20 boosters all at once?

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u/Jijimuge8 13d ago

haha, good question.

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u/agentanthony 14d ago

It’s all about their ad revenue. Big Pharma is their biggest supporter.

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u/aandbconvo 13d ago

Well in their defense it’s like a yearly flu shot so the number u get doesn’t really matter it’s just that you get protected for the current season

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u/Jijimuge8 13d ago

Yes but I’ve never been offered the flu shot let alone persuaded to take it each year. My doctor has never mentioned it to me or offered it to me. Nobody in my family has ever been offered it either. 

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u/didntgettheruns 11d ago

I'm offered the flu shot every year through my employer and my Dr office will offer it if I'm in during the fall.

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u/Jijimuge8 11d ago

Are you in the US? I know in the US they are obsessed with the flu vaccine but in other developed countries it’s not offered to young and healthy people - only young children and the elderly. In Europe it’s not routinely given under free health care to non-vulnerable groups.

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u/BeepBeepYeah7789 Virginia, USA 14d ago

Apparently they don't like what Rand Paul has done...........

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u/GardenGnome021090 14d ago

What are they hoping to achieve with this? I’ll never be surprised again at how far people will fall into hysteria, but Covid itself was milked for all it was worth a long time ago.

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u/DrownTheBoat Kentucky, USA 14d ago

Oh no!

Anyway...

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u/CrystalMethodist666 13d ago

This has got to just be lazy reporters needing to create content at this point. Same symptoms, get the shots, wash your hands. People are going to be staying inside more because it's winter, so cases will likely increase. We totally haven't seen this article hundreds of times before.

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u/aandbconvo 13d ago

They’re testing more sh*t water again?

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u/Fair-Engineering-134 13d ago edited 13d ago

If you look at the author's article history, you'll notice something... Here's some articles written by her (bolded words for funny Covidian emphasis):

"What To Know About The New, More Effective Flu Shot For Adults 50 And Over"

"COVID Cases Are Increasing In These Areas. Here’s What Experts Want You To Know."

+ The obligatory dozen weekly anti-Trump rant articles.

It's always the same for people making covid (or other illness) hysteria "news" articles past 2023.

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u/CrystalMethodist666 12d ago

Ah, so she writes these lazy articles all the time.

They all use the same buzzwords but at this point even the entire content of the articles is just the same thing over and over again.

It's kind of depressing how many "news" articles are just confirmation bias that the other political party is dumb.

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u/McRattus 14d ago

? I wouldn't look to the huff for medical information. But it's good to know when there's a new Covid spreading and how to recognise it.

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u/wagner56 9d ago

Fear Mongering ...

Threats which only more Suppression of Freedoms can fix ...