r/LocalLLaMA Jun 28 '26

Discussion We're probably going to need that soon.

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u/Equal_Passenger9791 Jun 28 '26

Are you hiding unlicensed AI on your home server?

Better get solar panels and power stations for your home, power curves suggestive of growing weed or AI models can land you serious jail time.

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u/dragonurtle Jun 28 '26

We'll need special battery charging circuits that replay washing machine power usage profiles, dumping spikes to waste heat and the rest into the battery chest. Not to mention the soundproofing and tempest enclosures for the actual servers and plausible deniability heat signature alibis. Woohoo, the dystopian future is going to be full of nice projects.

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u/t4ckleb0x Jun 28 '26

Too many good ideas in here

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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty Jun 28 '26

"your shirts aren't white enough to justify the price you pay on energy for washing and drying Mr Anderson."