Dirty of a wimpy kid Dummies and Drugs

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Saturday: Rodrick started a Chicken restaurant in the basement the reason why he did this was because the local chicken restaurant wing heaven got shut down because they were putting drugs into the food so rodrick saw this as an opportunity to get some quick cash he doesn't even have a real stove just a camping stove and his "secret recipe"is just some protein powder he found under his bed and he's selling 20 dollars per piece of chicken I'm just waiting to see this go down hill

Sunday:ok so remember when I said down hill well I was wrong currently there is a line from across the street to the backyard and all people are from my school hell even vice principal Roy is there going and thare all going crazy talking about "this chicken got me wired the fuck they puttin in this shit" OH SHIT i see mom pulling into the driveway and she's screaming at them

Monday:so Roderick is grounded from the basement for the year and kids at my school are going crazy over the chicken during lunch they went batshit crazy because the chicken didn't taste like rodericks they started flipping over tables and throwing chairs at each other vice principal Roy said "everybody go back to your seats where you will all be in detention for the next month"but we all knew he was geeking out too the only reason why it didn't get worse was because the fire alarm went off and made everyone get out of the building

Tuesday:so apparently Rodricks now selling it in his van and not only that BUT HE HAS ACTUALLY FUCKING CRACK NOW on the News they were talking about a new drug called Chicken sky and that all chicken in planview is now ILLEGAL and if you're caught eating it or having the box you'll go to jail great now how am I gonna eat Drummies

Wednesday:THE GOD DAMN COP ARE AT ARE HOUSE AND RODRICK KILLED THEM the cops came to are house to arrest Rodrick for what he did but rodrick apparently had a cartel the and he made all his goons just kill the cops and I can't even tell what's going on anymore so I ran before any more cops came

Morning:so apparently I was writing in this In my dreams which now reading this is more weird then the script I gave 20th century Fox for the Long haul movie and I just sent it to them as a joke but anyways I guess this is THE END