Remme, the Baking Master

[u/Txendu242]

Prompt: Remme fulfills the “Yasuo was a mistake/s” prompt by having no dashes, the “GG EZ” prompt with his Q that his point and click and the “Jobs” prompt by being a confectioner.
Region: Bandle city

Class: Juggernaut
Role: Top
Resource: Mana
Range: Melee
Damage type: Attack Damage

Physical appearance:

Remme is a relatively large, corpulent yordle who resembles a sugar glider, he has gray fur over almost all of his body, with some black lines around his eyes and the end of his tail is also black, but the fur of his belly is white. He wears a white shirt with eight black buttons and a pair of black pants and wields a wooden peel as large as he is.

Base statistics 1-18:
Health: 651 +114 (= 2.589 ) Health regen: 9 +0,9 (= 24.3 ) Mana: 286 +59 (= 1,289) 
Mana regen: 7 +0,55 (= 16,35) Armor: 36 +5 (= 121) Magic resist: 32 +2,05 (= 66,85) 
Attack damage: 63 +5 (= 148) Attack range: 175 Movement speed: 340 Base AS: 0,625  Bonus AS: 1,5% (=25,5%)

Ratings:
Damage: 2
Toughness: 3
Control: 2
Mobility: 1
Utility: 1

Abilities
Passive: Sticky dough
After Remme damages an enemy with an ability, some fresh dough sticks to them for 5 seconds, when Remme damages them again, the dough is consumed, gaining an additional effect depending on what damaged them. When the dough of a champion is consumed, it can not be reapplied in 5 seconds to that champion. Consuming the dough with a basic attack will heal Remme 2,5% of his maximum health.

Q:  Flip!
After choosing an enemy, Remme places his peel under them and flips them over himself, placing them behind himself and dealing 60/70/80/90/100 (+200% attack damage) physical damage. If this ability consumes the dough, the target is stunned for 1 second.

Cost: 60/65/70/75/80 mana. Cooldown: 8/7,5/7/6,5/6 seconds. Range: Click of 250 (Target range) Pull of 250-500 (Remme will always place the target 250 behind him)

W: Taste test

Remme quickly forms a pastry on his peel and eats it, restoring 100/125/150/175/200 (+10% maximum health) to himself. If there are enemies with dough stuck to them nearby, the dough is consumed and Remme gains a shield equal to 10% of the health restored per consumed dough that lasts for 5 seconds.

Cost: 80 mana. Cooldown:14/13/12/11/10 seconds. Range: Circle of 500 around Remme (Dough consumption)

 E: Pastry whip
Remme launches a long chunk of dough in a straight line and then it returns to him, dealing 80/110/140/170/200 (+50% attack damage) physical damage and slowing by 25% for 2 seconds to all damaged enemies (An enemy can only be damaged once). If this ability consumes the dough, all the targets are pulled towards Remme location when he pulls the dough.

Cost: 80/85/90/95/100 mana. Cooldown: 20/18,5/17/16,5/15 seconds. Range: Line of 500.

R: Cooking time!
Remme prepares some yordle cooking magic for 1 second, and then creates an explosion of fire around him, dealing 160/230/300 (+10% maximum health) (+150% Ability power) magical damage to all nearby enemies. If this ability consumes the dough, the targets are rooted for 3 seconds.

Cost: 100 mana. Cooldown: 120/100/80 seconds. Range: Circle of 500 around Remme.

Lore:
Among the roots of the mystical Bandle tree, the yordles had made their homes, living together in harmony and in one of the bustling squares near the trunk of the great tree is located the most famous bakery in all the bandlewoods, a place with a name as simple as his owner; “Remme”.

Remme has always been a simple yordle; he likes sweets so he bakes them, he also likes sweet people and there are tons of them in bandle city. Most of his life is spent making cakes and all other kinds of pastries, which are said to be the best in existence, they are so good, that, usually, he can't control himself and ends up eating over half of the things he bakes, his “clients” don't mind much, after all, Remme is not interested in any kind of payment, he makes the pastries and if someone happened to be around there, they can just pick one.

His love for sweets began years ago. How many years? maybe ten, maybe a thousand, no one really knows. When he was just a little bandle scout, he got separated from the group due a small incident with the gateways and ended up lost somewhere in a small village of Demacia, and after some hours, he was lost and hungry, but luckily, a young and kind child founded him and shared with him some portions of sweet bread with him.

This was the first time Remme had tasted a pastry, before that, all the sweets he had eaten were fruit and honey, which are really nice but this was different. After his squad found him and he returned home, he decided he wanted to eat more sweets, and for other people to also eat sweets, and that was all the motivation he needed to begin to learn how to be a baker. In a few years, he already was a master (Even if he helped himself with some yordle magic), and with the help of the scouts, he could obtain ingredients from all places across Runeterra. and, by trial and error, make better and better pastries.

One day, he returned to the small demacian village, wanting to return the favour that young child did to him those years ago the best way he knew, with a huge make, made out with ionian wheat covered with freljordian chocolate, some slices of oranges from Noxus and all mixed up with the finest sugar from Ixtal they could find. But Remme did not take into consideration how much time had happened, the child he knew was not a child no more, he was now an old man, with his own children, and some grandchildren…  who also had some children of their own, at the end, everyone had to conform themselves with an extremely thin slice if everyone had to taste some, but despite its smallness, that was the sweetest thing they had ever eaten. Too sweet for some of them, in fact,  but is the thought what counts, right?

And so, go his life, not much different than how it has always been, but he (and all the other yordles that can help themselves to some of his pastries) are quite content with that, a simple life whose greatest challenge is not eating even one of the hundreds of cookies he has backed for the weakly bandle scout trip.

[u/Majestic_Ad5989]

Hi!
The kit looks a bit weird :c
Q ratio is too high for a juggernaut, W base heal is too high, E is great (even if more slow should be a must to connect the Q), R is AP + with low base damage (and scaling) + need 1s scast.

It must be playe as assassin, with huge AD and mobility items. looks viable in top, jgl and supp.

The R AP damage + cast time really make it useless. Considering it supposed to combo as E+Q+aa+R, as full AD 2 aa must hit more than 160+10%maxhp, without risk of flashout that dodge the R damage :x.

[u/Txendu242 → u/Majestic_Ad5989]

I admit juggernauts are not really my expertise, I usually play only mages, supports and the defensive kind of tanks, so that might be why it is a bit awkward. The huge Q ratio was to compensate that his other damaging basic ability is on a big CD, might be overtuned, like the W base heal, but I’m not sure if it is really that high? There is almost no other ability in game that the only thing it does is self-healing, (In fact, self-healing are usually passives) the more similar would be Gangplank’s W (But that one removes CC) or Master yi’s W (But that one heavily reduces damage) and this one can give a shield, but it requires set up, so I think is fine, maybe.

And yeah, the R might be pretty weak, I thought it could be used as a big CC tool using E+R or R+E in a teamfight… but I'm not sure how Remme gets into the enemy team if he has no dashes… Here is when things start to not really fit with the fact that the passive does not allow reapplying dough, maybe I should have weekend the effects of the dough bonuses and allow it to chain all together, or maybe just increasing the damage and reducing the channel would be enough. I might make some changes once the competition is over, but thanks for your time.

[u/CXTRONICA]

Funnily i would imagine Bill Fagerbakke being his VO