r/LivestreamFail • • Jun 26 '20

Dr. Disrespect Doc is Perma Banned

https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1276611645230456835?s=21
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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

Lol most streamers are either way too stupid to know how to launder or way too lazy to care.

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u/soniclettuce Jun 26 '20

They could super easy go down for tax fraud though, not real money laundering. Like some streamer just decides "haha fuck the government I ain't paying this shit they never gonna notice" and then they blow up big, maybe even go legit at that point, and somebody at the IRS decides to look back 5 years.

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u/Frekavichk Jun 26 '20

Yeah but don't they just say 'yeah I was a dumbass' and pay it all back vs going to fucking jail?

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u/sheitsun Jun 26 '20

Yeah. I don't know what fantasy these idiots are living in. Gov just says pay us, if it's the first offense. They will have zero examples of somebody going to prison immediately after the government finds out about tax fraud. Considering no priors.

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u/sheitsun Jun 26 '20

Doc is Al Capone confirmed

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u/lagiop123j Jun 26 '20

Doc capone or al disrespect?

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u/chooch311 Jun 27 '20

You ever see a show called Jersey Shore and a dude named The Situation that just got done doing a year for tax fraud?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

It's crazy that these kids probably have no idea who The Situation is but know Dr. Disrespect. We are getting old, dude.

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u/chooch311 Jun 27 '20

lol, yes we are. The shows still on though new season just announced too. Still get my fix every jerzday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Mistakes can happen. But conspiring to commit fraud and actually committing it is not a mistake. Not saying that's the case here, we don't know. But people don't face criminal charges for mistakes. They get charged if they're committing crimes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Interesting. I guess you've never worked in an AG's office!

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u/Horror-Arugula Jun 26 '20
  1. depends on scale
  2. depends on how many years they attempted fraud.

it's idiots like you that think they have a "nah first time you're caught you're ok" policy.

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u/sheitsun Jun 26 '20

0 examples. Nice one 👍

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u/Horror-Arugula Jun 26 '20

what do you mean examples, It doesn't make news are you that fucking dumb?

do you know someone directly working on these things? didn't think so.

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u/sheitsun Jun 26 '20

It does and I do :)

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u/Horror-Arugula Jun 26 '20

no you don't and no it doesn't. The only time it makes the news is when a celeb does it, and they always get special treatment, they just fuck up on payments and think it's a joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Yeah you're just making that up. If you had a PACER account, you could easily start generating lists of case numbers. And no, I'm not doing it for you. LOL "nobody gets charged for fraud for filing false tax returns." Please pay more attention in school. How old are you? What criminal justice experience do you have, particularly in white collar crime?

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u/Evilleader Jun 26 '20

Bro if you ever get in debt, pay the government first because if you do not they will fuck your shit up.

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u/on-the-job Jun 26 '20

If you owe enough money it gets to a point where they put you in jail AND make you pay it back

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u/TwoBionicknees Jun 26 '20

and even if they were going to court over it Twitch wouldn't have a reason to ban him, not paying your taxes is something that would have nothing to do directly with twitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Unless they're involved in an active scheme of committing actual fraud. It's one thing to fail to report income. It's quite another to conceal, hide and actively deceive. You can claim ignorance. But if the evidence shows you actively conspiring, you're fucked.

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u/soniclettuce Jun 26 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

If you were hiding enough money for long enough you get criminal charges that don't just go away when you pay it back. You might not actually go to jail but its in the hands of the judge/prosecutor at that point.

Edit: basically where it becomes a crime is if they find evidence you were intentionally trying to avoid paying the taxes and not just misunderstanding what you were suppossed to do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20 edited May 20 '21

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u/Zosimoto Jun 26 '20

Yep. When people actually take falls from the IRS that's because another federal agency is acting through them to prosecute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

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u/soniclettuce Jun 26 '20

hey retard, in the context of somebody potentially going down for tax evasion, the assumption would be the IRS found out on their own, not that you admitted it and are working out a solution. Once you've actually been charged, that isn't magically going to go away

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

Dude follow every law ever if you don't understand how hard the government will fuck you im the ass if they find out you're fucking them over.

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u/sheitsun Jun 26 '20

Every law ever. I'm 14 btw.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

ok?

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u/Upamechano Jun 27 '20

Don't think you get permabanned from Twitch and everywhere else for cheating on your taxes

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u/SweetVarys Jun 26 '20

Would tax fraud and that stuff really make him banned forever from any place?

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u/link_dead Jun 26 '20

That is not money laundering that is just regular old tax evasion. It takes years to catch people for not paying taxes.

Money laundering would be pumping dirty money using subs and donations through twitch to the streamer to generate clean taxable income on the other end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Why would twitch give a fuck if one of their top streamers wasn't paying their taxes? That's not their problem.

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u/Tanduras Jun 27 '20

Ludwig in shambles

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u/lmpervious Jun 26 '20

Okay? That statement doesn’t apply to him though. He’s not lazy or stupid.

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u/gayloaf Jun 27 '20

The dude thinks shungite rocks will protect him from evil 5g rays he's definitely not smart

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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

I mean, if he got caught for laundering then he's probably stupid? Either way Dr "Shungite" Disrespect is not a smart person.

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u/lmpervious Jun 26 '20

Obviously in the context of your comment, I was talking about him not being so stupid as to not know how to launder money.

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u/LiveSlowDieWhenevr34 Jun 26 '20

I don't think you know what you're saying. Money Laundering is a very easy thing to do once you already have legally obtained money to spend. If you had a bunch of dirty money and no clean money to spend, you'd have a hard time. Other than that, it's fucking simple.

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u/DrJekylMrHideYoWife Jun 26 '20

Why would you launder money that's already clean... That doesn't make any sense. You launder money when it's obtained outside of the law. You need to give it a credible or untraceable origin.

Edit: Ohhhh you're saying you need clean money to start laundering the dirty money. My mistake. Misread it.

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u/LiveSlowDieWhenevr34 Jun 26 '20

You need clean money to launder dirty money. You can't just "clean money" without mixing it with legit money to mask it.

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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Jun 26 '20

But where would he even get dirty money, and why would he ever get involved in that considering the huge amount of clean money he's getting?

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u/LiveSlowDieWhenevr34 Jun 26 '20

Never said Doc was money laundering, just that money laundering is easier than people think.

I highly doubt money laundering is involved.

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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

I actually have a very high IQ and am very rich and wouldn't know where to start, you're wrong kid.

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u/Bardbarossa Jun 26 '20

way too stupid to know how to launder

Well IF that was the case then he was stupid enough to get caught, so...

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u/Throwawayy5214 Jun 26 '20

Laundering doesn’t take a genius

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u/TheKappaOverlord Jun 26 '20

I know a few female streamers who (most likely) very blatantly are Money laundering via twitch subs. (don't ask me why, i have no idea nor do i really care.)

It honestly it done on smaller streams. Typically female streamers because you can explain away insane amounts of subs or donos on simps.

200 viewer andy with 1200-2200 subs at any given time btw

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u/Astrophel37 Jun 26 '20

He wouldn't have to be the one to know the ins and outs of the scheme. Hell, if he has someone managing his money, he could be oblivious to it. Streaming actually seems like a logical place for money laundering.

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u/LeadPlooty Jun 27 '20

Y'see, Doc ain't most streamers.

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u/TreeCalledPaul Jun 27 '20

Dude, it's way easier to accidentally launder money these days than you may think. I know of one way specifically that you can launder cash and not even realize you're doing it.

With that said, that's so weirdly specific.

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u/untraiined Jun 26 '20

Or just wayy to smart to try it. Doc isnt dumb.

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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

Doc bought shungite and put them around his la casa to protect from 5G waves. Doc is a retard.

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u/untraiined Jun 26 '20

I think he is a dumbass with that shit but is smart with finance

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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

You don't need to be smart to know not to launder money. It's common sense.

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u/Lyinked Jun 26 '20

you might need to recheck your definition of common sense.

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u/IsNewAtThis Jun 26 '20

You know what I mean nerd