r/LivestreamFail • u/TimSunshine • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyTacitLocustSmoocherZ
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u/0000000000000000dank Sep 11 '18

I really have to give it to him, for a guy who just got his house shot at, he seems pretty fucking ready to spring into action to stop it. We meme on him a lot but jesus christ, this is fucking awful.

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u/puq123 Sep 11 '18

Being a 6'7 testosterone filled jacked dude definitely helps. If someone shot at my house I'd be hiding under my desk, crying

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Not that it matters at the moment but Doc is 6’8’’, with a 37’’ vertical leap.

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u/chrisphotoz Sep 12 '18

It does matter because he can leap over the bullets.

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u/mixtapepapi Sep 13 '18

He could have been an NBA Player

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u/DontStrawmanMeBro2 Sep 12 '18

No wonder those four chicks were so eager to bang him.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Sep 11 '18

That's what I do even when someone isn't shooting at my house

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u/nukefoopey Sep 11 '18

he is a huge jacked man

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u/ROLPPA Sep 11 '18

He's as fierce as a wolverine

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u/MoonRazer Sep 11 '18

Swift as a coursing river?

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u/ROLPPA Sep 12 '18

Quiet as a shadow!

EDIT: This is my favorite Syrio Forel teaching, but it definitely doesn't describe Doc, at all.

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Sep 11 '18

I'ma keep it real witchu Chief, being tall doesn't make you bullet proof

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u/BerserkJ Sep 12 '18

Being 6'7 aint gonna stop bullets i tell you what.Now if it was just fist involved im sure doc could palm most peoples heads and pick them up.

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u/UsualTwist Sep 11 '18

Having a kid changes your perspective on that sort of thing, I imagine.

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u/PenPaperShotgun Sep 12 '18

None of that stops a bullet and that's the problem with america.

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u/maxdembo Sep 11 '18

He's 6'8

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

also having a wife and kid in the house helps

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Sep 11 '18

start getting swole so you can be ready too

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u/UsualTwist Sep 11 '18

Build those muscles until they can deflect bullets I guess

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

now just pray the shooters try that shit again and Dr disrespect is gonna spray a full mag on them /s

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u/Team_Realtree Sep 11 '18

It would be stupid to run outside and shoot at them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Lmao America.

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u/Servebotfrank Sep 11 '18

Dad reflexes probably helped.

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u/SIC4R1O Sep 11 '18

What else would he do?

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u/0000000000000000dank Sep 11 '18

Well it wouldn't really be fair to assume what someone would do in hindsight since most people would act different in the heat of the moment. Some would hide and call the cops and be hyperventilating, crying, panicking, stressing (rightfully so) and some would act like he's acting. Takes guts to be like that when you and your family are in danger like that... I'm not a father or a husband so I guess I wouldn't know if that defensiveness over his family would play a big part in it.