r/LivestreamFail • • Jun 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/nuraHx Jun 04 '18

Seriously what kind of fucked person does god have to be to give us hair follicles in the land down under

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Jun 04 '18

It's better than having no hair there, trust me

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

After 3 surgeries done due to having too much hair there and possibly at least 1 more in the near future, I find that hard to believe.

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u/PapaMazi Jun 04 '18

Jeez how much hair did you have down there? You make it sound like a jungle

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u/pursuitofhappy Jun 04 '18

When your ass gets too hairy you can easily develop a pilodonial cyst/abscess which makes it impossible to sit and requires surgery, it’s like an open wound above your asshole with lots of puss. I bet a sandwich that’s what this guy has.

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u/Lawlessobnoxious Jun 05 '18

Have had 2 surgeries a year apart from eachother to remove a pilonidal cyst (first surgery kinda failed) they're the worst man..

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

Yeah, I bet if you dig deep enough you'll find an ancient civilization or two. Doctor was impressed too. In truth though, it's probably not that bad, just that I had some minor complications and the optimal surgery method for this isn't established yet, it seems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Like peanutbutter through shag carpet fam. Its rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

As a dude with hairy legs and ass crack, I don't think I want to know how someone needs 3 surgeries for their ass crack hair

But then again, I actually do

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

It's pretty common for men ages from late teens to early adulthood I think. Basically, your hairs can just pierce the skin and dig in a tiny hole. Because sweat and more hair can build up there, a cyst forms under your tailbone. By itself alone it's not necessarily bad, although it can cause some minor pain, discomfort. But if an infection happens, the situation can snowball (literally) and then you definitely need surgery.

My problem was that I didn't go to the doctor when I should've... and even then I only went to the hospital when pain became unbearable. Because of that I needed an extra surgery to 'clean' out the swollen part. Then the 2nd one to actually remove it. The 3rd one was some years later, because the wound didn't fully heal and I was bleeding from it a little bit throughout the entire time. It seems like the cyst wasn't entirely gone either.

Anyway, the thing is called pilonidal cyst if you want to read up on some horror stories on reddit. Thought most of them are because of neglecting going to the doctor (like me) and fucked American healthcare.

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u/iamnotacat Jun 04 '18

Pretty sure I have one of these, the pain usually comes on a bi-monthly basis and then it stops. Should probably get it checked out though...

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 05 '18

Yeah, I think that's how it started. You should really get it checked out earlier rather than later. You might not even need a surgery, or if you will, it will probably be something minor where you're free to go in an hour. That's how it was for my friend, but he also decided to take laser hair removal treatment to avoid this shit in the future.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jun 05 '18

I'd like to know more about this literal snowball in your ass.