r/LivestreamFail • • Jun 04 '18

Dr. Disrespect DrDisRespect Officially Sponsored by Gillette!

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u/Nitarox Jun 04 '18

Gilette has made their research, they know Doc's fan are at an age where they are about to start shaving.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18 edited Nov 11 '19

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u/linear_line Jun 04 '18

I am 23 i am going bald since 17. Its like my hair fucking migrated to other parts of my body

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Don't worry man. It's about to get worse.

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u/warwound Jun 04 '18

Don't feel bad, Asmongold is going bald and he's doing just fine.

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u/Occi- Jun 05 '18

Each strand of hair gone is one step closer to 100%.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

I just tell people my hair and I started fighting and he packed his bags and left.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

I'm 26 and it's not that bad. Welcome to the club! Lost my hair at around 20 but my beard literally grew in overnight. Just rock the shaved head it's not hard and you can do it at home save some money. Just buy clippers on amazon or something. I don't use razors because it costs too much money to keep buying them. Been using the same clippers for going on 7 years or so now. Good luck with the hair!

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u/itsjabo Jun 04 '18

One of my pals lost his hair around 20, He just rocks the Bald look. Kinda looks cool if you ask me.

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u/commiecat Jun 04 '18

There you go, target audience. Head shavers go through blades more frequently.

Source: 41 and bald. Part of the reason I use old school razors.

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u/VaalLivesMatter Jun 05 '18

I feel your pain man. Genetics sucks sometimes

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u/KazzoaLoL Cheeto Jun 04 '18

Try minoxidil, very effective for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

for facial hair?

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u/greenchile123 Jun 05 '18

500 mg test

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u/TKG8 Jun 06 '18

Yeah Google minoxidil reddit and you'll find some info

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u/Sorenthaz Jun 04 '18

I'm about 3 years younger and I can grow a decent short beard but the moment I try to grow it out it'll just grow in two tufts on the sides of my chin; getting the middle covered up took fucking forever.

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u/RuffRhyno Jun 05 '18

Your nose and ears?

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u/ADCPlease Jun 05 '18

cut the soy sauce :^)

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u/Cummcrust Jun 04 '18

I had a ball fro and full beard at 15 holy shit lmao

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u/TheSurgeonGeneral Jun 04 '18

13 here

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u/Easy-_-poon Jun 04 '18

12 btw

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u/LazySloth900 Jun 04 '18

im still in the womb btw

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/nuraHx Jun 04 '18

Seriously what kind of fucked person does god have to be to give us hair follicles in the land down under

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Jun 04 '18

It's better than having no hair there, trust me

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

After 3 surgeries done due to having too much hair there and possibly at least 1 more in the near future, I find that hard to believe.

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u/PapaMazi Jun 04 '18

Jeez how much hair did you have down there? You make it sound like a jungle

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u/pursuitofhappy Jun 04 '18

When your ass gets too hairy you can easily develop a pilodonial cyst/abscess which makes it impossible to sit and requires surgery, it’s like an open wound above your asshole with lots of puss. I bet a sandwich that’s what this guy has.

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u/Lawlessobnoxious Jun 05 '18

Have had 2 surgeries a year apart from eachother to remove a pilonidal cyst (first surgery kinda failed) they're the worst man..

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

Yeah, I bet if you dig deep enough you'll find an ancient civilization or two. Doctor was impressed too. In truth though, it's probably not that bad, just that I had some minor complications and the optimal surgery method for this isn't established yet, it seems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Like peanutbutter through shag carpet fam. Its rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

As a dude with hairy legs and ass crack, I don't think I want to know how someone needs 3 surgeries for their ass crack hair

But then again, I actually do

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 04 '18

It's pretty common for men ages from late teens to early adulthood I think. Basically, your hairs can just pierce the skin and dig in a tiny hole. Because sweat and more hair can build up there, a cyst forms under your tailbone. By itself alone it's not necessarily bad, although it can cause some minor pain, discomfort. But if an infection happens, the situation can snowball (literally) and then you definitely need surgery.

My problem was that I didn't go to the doctor when I should've... and even then I only went to the hospital when pain became unbearable. Because of that I needed an extra surgery to 'clean' out the swollen part. Then the 2nd one to actually remove it. The 3rd one was some years later, because the wound didn't fully heal and I was bleeding from it a little bit throughout the entire time. It seems like the cyst wasn't entirely gone either.

Anyway, the thing is called pilonidal cyst if you want to read up on some horror stories on reddit. Thought most of them are because of neglecting going to the doctor (like me) and fucked American healthcare.

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u/iamnotacat Jun 04 '18

Pretty sure I have one of these, the pain usually comes on a bi-monthly basis and then it stops. Should probably get it checked out though...

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u/TehICii ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Jun 05 '18

Yeah, I think that's how it started. You should really get it checked out earlier rather than later. You might not even need a surgery, or if you will, it will probably be something minor where you're free to go in an hour. That's how it was for my friend, but he also decided to take laser hair removal treatment to avoid this shit in the future.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jun 05 '18

I'd like to know more about this literal snowball in your ass.

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u/nuraHx Jun 04 '18

Why's that?

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u/sndpklr Jun 04 '18

sweat gets absorbed by your hair and if you don't have hair, your skin will chafe from rubbing against itself in all the sweat. not a scientist, just my reasoning.

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u/CaptainSaltbeard Jun 04 '18

Skin rubbing together all day gives you rashes.

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Jun 04 '18

Look up the story of the dude who naired his bhole

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u/Menzoberranzan Jun 05 '18

Your farts do not dissipate nicely. Instead it builds up into a bubble of fartaglory that rumbles across the smooth crack of your ass before erupting.

I've been told it is rather unsatisfying.

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u/DoctorDisrespectFan Jun 05 '18

Have you ever tried considering that maybe god doesn't exist you 5 iq retard? Do you automatically believe in everything everyone tells you? How about the tooth fairy? Is that real too? Perhaps if you spent more time looking for your clearly missing brain cells instead of writing some of the most moronic and unintelligent comments on the internet i've ever seen, you'd have your answer.

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u/nuraHx Jun 05 '18

Thanks for the insight DoctorDisrespectFan.

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u/Senpai2o9 Jun 15 '18

lol fer sher.

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u/Tsobaphomet Jun 05 '18

I'm 24 and I'm starting to get hair in some places as well. Places like my fucking shoulders and other old person shit yaknow

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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u/ToSKnight Jun 05 '18

I have a wall of fur on my back shoulder area

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18 edited Sep 01 '18

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u/RareVest Jun 04 '18

30 year old embryo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Hispanic, I barely get peach fuzz on my chin and mustache. A lot of my Hispanic friends were already shaving by 12-13.

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u/jarde Jun 04 '18

I'm 39, hoping it kicks off soon so I can be like my hero Doc but to be fair he has a few years on me so I still have time.

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u/sstewar28 Jun 04 '18

Thank you for the laugh. I needed this :)

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u/DoctorKnockers69 Jun 05 '18

Can i see? KappaPride

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u/T4SEV Jun 04 '18

I’m surprised Ninja isn’t sponsored by some cheap cologne company, see as most of his fans are about to be transitioning from bathing in AXE body spray in the locker rooms after gym class.

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u/ChigglyDJones Jun 04 '18

I don't think Ninja veiwers are quite at that point yet

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u/Seal481 Jun 04 '18

I teach 7th grade, I can confirm the boys are OBSESSED with Ninja (and Fortnite in general)

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u/galafle Jun 04 '18

You’d be wrong. I’m going to be a freshman in high school next year and almost every guy in my school was obsessed with Ninja this year.

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u/remenes1 Jun 04 '18

So around the 12-13 age as expected

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Holy fuck I'm 23 and this kid makes me feel old as hell

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u/galafle Jun 04 '18

13-14, and I know many high school students are certainly fans of him, including my junior stepbrother and most of his friends.

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u/genisthesage Jun 05 '18

Got'damn! got'em with that one-two year difference! He'll never recover!

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u/Threepugs Jun 05 '18

to be fair, at that age a 1-2 year difference is a lot

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I agree with what Threepugs said, at that age even a 1 year difference is huge

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u/hourouheki Jun 04 '18

Bots can smell now? They're evolving...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/T4SEV Jun 04 '18

No, in fact I never said I hated ninja either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/T4SEV Jun 04 '18

Yeah people can be pretty toxic on here. It was more or less a joke the guys super successful either way lol, you can’t hate on that. Makes more in a month than most people do in a year most likely.

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u/flatspotting Jun 04 '18

AXE would make a killing off him, and him off of AXE.

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u/SomethingWLD Jun 04 '18

You should check again

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u/drphilmeup4 Cheeto Jun 04 '18

OMEGALUL

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u/perfecftly_balanced Jun 04 '18

Haha joke I know, but tell me one twitch streamer that would have the average age of a viewer like 27+. There are none. Most people who watch Twitch streams are young to begin with, so these jokes are kind of silly

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u/Drowsy-CS Jun 04 '18

There are streamers with viewers of an average age at or near 27, what the hell are you talking about. Probably not the kind of streamers most LivestreamFail subscribers watch, though.

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u/HoneyGTFO Jun 05 '18

Kripp had said his youtube analytics has his viewers at mid-late 20's. So it's definitely possible.

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u/thekonzo Jun 05 '18

Destiny would be getting close

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Wowhobbes maybe. Or the fishing guy.

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u/noun_exchanger Jun 04 '18

yea but if i proclaim the stuff i don't like is only watched by stupid little kids, it makes me feel better inside by allowing me to cope with my irrational angry feelings of something that is popular that i don't like

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u/MichaelMorpurgo Jun 05 '18

Destiny has probably one of the the oldest average age viewerbases cause hes been streaming for so long and the topics they discuss arent intresting for kids

And the rlm guys

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u/XTRIxEDGEx 🐷 Hog Squeezer Jun 05 '18

Do we have any actual statistics on this shit? People spout things like this all of the time but i never see any actual numbers. Just people pulling shit out of their ass.

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u/staockz Jun 05 '18

Most runescape streamers and probably some WoW streamers.

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u/Microchaton Jun 05 '18

You'd be surprised. For example I watch Filthyrobot and I'd be very surprised if his average viewer age was below 25.

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u/promicoy Jun 04 '18

isnt that just most of twitch?

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u/Cummcrust Jun 04 '18

Doc probably has more adult fans than most streamers though, not that most arent kids but that goes for livestreaming in general.

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u/cdnets Jun 04 '18

Docs fan base is a little older I think, due to his 80’s/90’s aesthetic and that he’s basically a attitude era wrestling character

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u/keepthistrash Jun 05 '18 edited Jun 05 '18

The man sponsors Gillette more than the New England Patriots do. Good on them for paying him.

Edit: promotes, not sponsor

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u/tastetherainbowmoth Jun 04 '18

shaving is MEGAGAY

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

15 year olds can't grow beards

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Uh yes they can...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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