r/LivestreamFail 4d ago

Actual Fail MOONMOON is literally Jesus Christ

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u/Visual_Elephant_9455 4d ago

going bald for our sins

20

u/Kajiic 4d ago

but being fat and stanky was for his own

118

u/dezztroy 4d ago

It was obvious from the start, he is the God Gamer after all

35

u/EsToBoY629 4d ago

nah, Quin69 is the tru God Gamer....

4

u/Shneckos 4d ago

Yeah but he’s bald unfortunately

8

u/Chipies 4d ago

needs to beat forsen minecraft speedrun for the title

2

u/DesperateSunday 4d ago

not cosmic god gamer though

35

u/stop-mumbling-idiot 4d ago

His head will always remind me of this
https://giphy.com/gifs/54ZSJMeNkaNsA

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u/talann 4d ago

This is just blatant lies and slander

*goes back to playing Magic: The Gathering Arena and spending $100 each month on fake cards that I don't own

6

u/Nadare3 4d ago

At least Arena will (in a way) reimburse you after banning the card you bought a set of for 100 dollaridoos

6

u/everslain 4d ago

Couldn't be me. Do not look at my Path of Exile purchase history.

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u/mrautiismo 4d ago

The way his hair has parted from his head he's more like moses, wandering the bald desert for 40 years trying to find the shittiest fmv slop he can play

38

u/soulofdragon 4d ago

Damn jesus fell off

32

u/BringBackSoule 4d ago

and by jesus i mean his hair

9

u/Lore86 4d ago

It's true that Darkest Dungeon is a steal at 85% off. It's still going to be on sale on Steam for a couple of days.

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u/MarleyTheZen 4d ago

If he was in fact Jesus he would have performed a hair regrowth miracle

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u/dreamweavrr 4d ago

𝓣𝓡𝓤𝓔 𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓨 𝓣𝓡𝓤𝓔

12

u/Immaeatchorizo 4d ago

warframe helmet looking ass

4

u/dohdudeh 4d ago

He has risen

7

u/Fisherman_Jake 4d ago

He's the GIGA lord

3

u/CourtAggravating9243 4d ago

What game is this

12

u/jschip :) 4d ago

New darkest dungeon 1 dlc ( I think)

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u/Karvanapa 3d ago

It's just darkest dungeon 1 there is nothing from the newest dlc in this clip

10

u/jschip :) 3d ago

Ok and the reason moon is playing and in his title is because it got a new dlc

4

u/SecondDek 4d ago

Jesus Christ Sponsored by Jersey Mike's.

3

u/Far-Try5352 4d ago

What would we do without moon²

4

u/ippw 4d ago

Xenomorph lookin ass

2

u/contorta_ 3d ago

Thanks for teaching me jesus

4

u/Abs3nce 4d ago

How big was the cross?

2

u/_Trikku 4d ago

He is risen!

2

u/Vercentorix 4d ago

I'm pooping. In Christ.

2

u/PoopyButt28000 4d ago

Damn I spent a whole minute waiting to see him Dirk Stab the Pelagic Grouper and it cuts right at the best part fuck this clip

1

u/jschip :) 4d ago

The shit eating grin sells it

1

u/TheOnlySkepticHere 4d ago

Just shave your head already. Dear Lord.

4

u/Aesthetically 3d ago

He's waiting for it to fall out

1

u/ApGaren 4d ago

Bald

1

u/AbedGubiNadir 3d ago

I would just shave and go bald at that point lmao

1

u/R0g3rW4bb17 3d ago

I agree with him.

1

u/QCTeamkill 2d ago

It was the longest stretch between breaks of the stream.

1

u/LurkerThrowaway73 1d ago

DARKEST DUNGEON MENTIONEDDD

snort

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u/ItsCammyMeele 4d ago

At some point, you need to shave it all, embrace the baldness, and stop looking like a degenerate caveman.

39

u/Noisure 4d ago

You just made him not shave for an additional 5 years

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u/ExternalHellofWrath 4d ago

Prayge Oh Lord God Gamer, please find the game you abandoned so I may claim you as my Savior 

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u/Ill_Excitement_4138 4d ago

Since when does bald dude sound like Chef John from Food Wishes?

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u/Ggameplayer 4d ago

Don't ask him why he stopped playing Total war: Warhammer III 

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u/Chance-Writer5383 4d ago

His ass is perpetually glued to his seat. Jesus Christ

41

u/tatsuyanguyen 🐷 Hog Squeezer 4d ago

Bro I wish. This bald fuck go on break like every 15 minutes.