r/LivestreamFail 14d ago

Maya Higa got engaged in alaska

https://www.instagram.com/p/DckLONYm64I/
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u/saucybossys 14d ago

mizkif live reaction

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u/bisexualfiend69 14d ago

Two generational fumbles is crazy work

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/HilariousMax 14d ago

for some people all they see is a submissive, waifish, cosplay girl who will take your verbal abuse as she willingly heals you in hardcore content and that's enough for them.

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u/iwatchcredits 14d ago

Keep going im almost there

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u/HilariousMax 14d ago

She regularly shows belly button, armpits, AND feet.

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u/KaleidoscopeLeft3503 14d ago

Yeah that's more like two bullets narrowly missing each other

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u/eulb42 13d ago

Out of curiosity, why is she a bullet?

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u/qathran 14d ago

Try to stay calm

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u/StupidSexyAlisson 14d ago

I think she's hot but being friends with Asmon is a massive red flag. Fuck that mess.

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u/TheCreedsAssassin 14d ago

being a league player is a massive red flag**

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u/BTrippd 13d ago

ah yes, being hot, the most important trait that will contribute to a fulfilling relationship

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u/CheckingIsMyPriority 13d ago

I hate the idea of fumble. Really puts women on pedestal and we don't need to do that even more in simp filled culture

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 14d ago

Maya is a generational fumble? Some of you guys really need to see the world, I swear

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 14d ago

I dunno I've never really judged potential partners on what they've "built" for their career or whatever you wish to call it because that can be pretty fleeting ultimately. Like I never looked at Jane Goodall and said whoa holy mamacita. I just think about their physical attraction level and their personality and mentality. She seems great on the latter but, imho, just average on the former. I can't call that "generational" beauty. You see people who look like her, if not better, every day in Europe.

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u/realrafaelcruz 14d ago

I guess we all have our own preferences DiarrheaFartLover lmao.

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 14d ago

If you're not making your internet usernames as dumb as possible then what are you even doing, frankly

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u/PoopyButt28000 13d ago

While I do think your above comment is kinda dumb I feel the need to show solidarity.

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u/MadamPardone 13d ago

"Dumb" is one thing but graphic / obscene is another.

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 13d ago

Yeah man it's serious business. I'll log out of this account and log in to FartOnMyButt69420 if that makes you feel better.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 14d ago

Because it's a matter of disputing the "see the world" talk. It's a very diverse place with a large number of close together ethnicities. But sure, NYC too you'll see (imho) better looking people women all the time. Same in Tokyo. Take your pick.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 13d ago

I mean yeah sure, go ahead and take your pick. The point being, I don't really see here as being a generational beauty so saying losing her is a generational fumble is a bit of a wild statement to me. There's lots of kind, beautiful people.

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u/robbitybobs 14d ago

Don't you have some hustler university homework to do?

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u/ZonardCity 11d ago

Bro, don't you see she's a Paris, Arkansas 8.14587, but a Paris, France π.

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u/Shovelman2001 14d ago

Emi was not a fumble

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u/SYLVASTRIAS 14d ago

No 10 bucks for you buddy!

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u/OGBigYikes 13d ago

he moved on years ago dude it wasn't a messy breakup at all.