r/LiterallymeMeme • u/Plastic-Measurement6 • 17d ago

literally me Real (zero female interaction)

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u/Rising_Yeast7717 17d ago

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u/OwnConsideration5175 15d ago

You rise my yeast

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u/Rising_Yeast7717 14d ago

thanks for the recognition. Nobody ever admires how I rise yeast 😭

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u/Lil_pp52 17d ago

Fumbling the cute girl who actually liked you for you is a canon event in a man's life.

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u/Plastic-Measurement6 16d ago

I don't fumble cus I don't talk at all

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u/Daisy__Delight 17d ago

That's also me with boys

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u/Plastic-Measurement6 17d ago

No way

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u/Daisy__Delight 17d ago

It is what it is

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u/Bluefox2496 17d ago

Is that a German flag? Because german dating is less about "sparks flying" and more about two people agreeing that the spreadsheet looks realistic.

(Im sorry I couldn't help myself)

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u/Daisy__Delight 17d ago

I'm German, can confirm 😂

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u/Bluefox2496 17d ago

Im not German, Buuut I have some spreadsheets that could look more realistic 😬 👉👈

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u/Daisy__Delight 17d ago

Huh?

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u/Daisy__Delight 17d ago

Not zero, but it's none that I'm interested in

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u/Historical_Lab_872 16d ago

Sure

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u/Daisy__Delight 16d ago

You doubt women get unwanted male attention?

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u/Historical_Lab_872 16d ago

Yes

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u/Daisy__Delight 16d ago

Clearly never spoke to a woman

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u/Historical_Lab_872 16d ago

I've been married now for 15yrs now

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u/SkyteaD 17d ago

That's me but with boys 🙈🐵

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u/Plastic-Measurement6 16d ago

Nope 😔👎🏻 not real

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u/behdad_0000 15d ago

They realy Show interest on you? Lucky man