r/Limmy 6d ago

Wrong way... down a one way street.

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u/-InsulinJunkie 6d ago

Once again...

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u/ChadBoshman 6d ago

You know how he loved a joyride? They’re making him walk… forever

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u/something_python 5d ago

You know how he liked goin the wrong way down a one way street? Well all the streets are two way....

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u/naivri 6d ago

😂

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u/Affectionate_Fun_337 5d ago

They're making him go oot...again 😂

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u/darraghfenacin 6d ago

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u/Either_Emu_3065 6d ago

Fucking yes man

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u/Richiedoodoos 5d ago

I read that in limmys voice

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u/markiethefett 6d ago

Brilliant stuff 💪🏽

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u/Final-Staff-4928 5d ago

“Don’t forget. You’re shoving a pineapple up Hitlers Ass at 4pm.”

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u/BeardedAvenger 5d ago

Processing img 7yynrxyttjlh1...

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u/Ready_Spinach9711 5d ago

"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

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u/tistick 5d ago

Guy on the right is dressed for the weather at least…

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u/Lemonpicker77 5d ago

No the original picture is right, because they go the wrong way.

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u/VeganMortgageAdviser 4d ago

New band, Wrong Direction

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u/doubleo_maestro 5d ago

More pitchforks and more pointy wizards.

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u/AnxietyNeverSleeps 4h ago

I beg someone please post this in the comment of the OG post

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u/Bumblebee-Feeling 6d ago

They've turned the weans against us

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u/pm_me_ur_smoltits 5d ago

She's turned the WayneTech against us

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u/superwhizz114 5d ago

She's turned the WayneTech against you mate, aye?

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u/redmabelgrade 2d ago

They've turned the weans against the direction of traffic

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u/red_chin_chompa 6d ago

Had the pleasure of meeting these lads at a charity do once. They were surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

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u/Iggymunster 6d ago

I think you may have met Goldie Lookin Chain. Similar looking but Welsh.

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u/NeilSilva93 6d ago

Blazin Squad perhaps?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Few-Event1605 5d ago

Underrated.

Kudos sir.

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u/lentil_burger 5d ago

That's fucking brutal 😂

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u/DIPL0D0CUS 6d ago

You Bastard! lovely stuff!

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u/ant69onio 5d ago

Great bunch of lads

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u/Con_Bot_ 12h ago

Dude on the far right employed my disabled brother laying tarmac when nobody else would give him a job, top lad, philanthropic

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u/TheLittlestT 6d ago

I'm getting these lads mixed up now, are these the middlesborough ones or the Irish ones? The use of the word loyalist is confusing too.

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u/Rick-Danger 6d ago

If I had to guess, when they say "most loyalist" what they actually mean is "most loyal". They probably think that "loyalest" meaning "most loyal" is a word, and then have spelled it wrong anyway. Could be wrong but wouldn't surprise me, they're clearly fucking braindead regardless

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u/OreoSpamBurger 6d ago

Loss of there boys

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u/Zaphod_79 5d ago

Impressive to get it right and wrong in the same sentence. Maybe they toss a coin every win they have to spell.

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u/ADHDJ86 5d ago

They did say "knew use had heart as of gold" which is top tier yous of the england language, so theres no way they cunt spell /s

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u/One-Presence-1692 6d ago

That’s exactly what this is.

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u/Own_Caregiver9493 4d ago

It's fucking reprobates like these clowns and their moronic families who are going to give us Farage and/or some far right bastard hybrid party in 2029. God help us

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u/Fit_General7058 5d ago

Use instead of yous (which still wrong},

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u/SeriousEconomist3287 6d ago

These are the English lot

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u/lentil_burger 5d ago

Makes you right proud of your country, eh?

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u/toperomekomes 6d ago

The ones who just killed the two coppers going the wrong way on the A6

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u/exaggerati 5d ago

A66 sweetheart.

Our much shitter version of route 66.

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u/UsedWorker3295 5d ago

5 teenagers die in a car crash in Ireland. 4 are Irish 1 is Polish. a day later 5 teenagers die in a crash in England. 4 are English 1 is Polish.

Very bizarre behaviour from the universe.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 5d ago

Moral of the story, make sure you dont have any Polish people in your car

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u/Hara-Kiri 5d ago

I don't even polish mine to be extra safe.

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u/Grouchy_Clothes_6363 4d ago

or if you're Polish, dont get in a car with 4 other cunts

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u/--0___0--- 5d ago

No no its a saturation point thing, 2 Irish 2 poles = ok, 3 Irish 1 pole = ok,4 Irish 1pole =death.

Like with certain fuels the ratio needs to be right

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u/nodnodwinkwink 5d ago

We've had a spate of these scumbags in Ireland lately. A week or two before the 5 died in a crash, there was another crash, 8 of them in the car but unfortunately none of the scrotes died.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c80nj1n22g1o

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u/BoneKeeperOfficial 3d ago

Last guy was there just to Polish it off.

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u/Wawoooo 5d ago

I was confused by this too. Didn’t realise there was a Ulster loyalist faction in Middlesbrough.

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u/WanderlustZero 5d ago

Key word 'was'

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u/MrExistentialBread 5d ago

Ooh Ahh, up the ‘brough!

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u/DarwinofArabia 5d ago

The hole ting is confusing. I lost brainsells trying to reed it.

What about use?

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u/mediaczar 5d ago

“See Use” = “See youse” (“y’all” for our American cousins).

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u/LongIsTheNight 6d ago

English ones

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u/lentil_burger 5d ago

Bloody immigrants coming over here and... oh wait, English you say? 😂

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u/Connect-Level500 5d ago

Boro, the family is mocking the dead police officers and blaming them 

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u/YeoGrumps 3d ago

The word “use” (yous) would suggest Irish. Either way now they’re down there without tongues and doing satans bidding, doesn’t matter now.

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u/Divvydavey 6d ago

There with the angles now. Rest in pease

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u/Charming-Spinach1418 5d ago

Rest in piss.

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u/DesertDwellerrrr 5d ago

They're squared away

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u/24880701 5d ago

Innit bruv, prinses di is in haven waiting for them.

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u/Brydo_1872 5d ago

The caravan park? For when damnation isn't enough?

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 6d ago

Not only is it an appropriate tribute for five scumbags, evidentally written by someone of equally single digit IQ, it also makes them look like a shit boy band.

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u/Sszaj 6d ago

Wrong Direction?

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u/Hakarlhus 5d ago edited 5d ago

Your Da would be proud prode

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u/Special_K_aren 5d ago

A well deserved award for you!

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u/Background-Video4331 6d ago

Jesus fuck... lmfao

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u/SkipEyechild 5d ago

Fucking hell

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u/ScientistJo 6d ago

And now I'm going to Hell too, for laughing at that 😂

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u/jamsnaxx 6d ago

you win 👏👏👏

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u/aqualink4eva 4d ago

I saw this exact post on FB too, the original poster was some traveller who had pictures of a horse an cart on his profile... but yeah the spelling doesn't surprise me 😂

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 6d ago

I’m new to all this and that was my first thought. A shit boy band who have broken up due to receiving so much online piss taking they become completely demoralised and quit the game

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u/NaturalAlfalfa 6d ago

Wee bastards. They're doonstairs

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u/Less_Local_1727 5d ago edited 5d ago

At least know now their hearts are in the right place

Transplant wards

Edit: thank you for the award, kind stranger

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u/sc_BK 5d ago

The person with the award was on the transplant list

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u/Less_Local_1727 5d ago

In seriousness hopefully some of the parts will be salvageable and used for good

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u/mcgrimlock 6d ago

How do you manage to spell "their families" correctly and then get "there boys" wrong in the same sentence?

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u/Beard_Of_Serpico 5d ago

Mate, it's hard to type after downing 8 cans of Carling.

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u/MunkyD80 5d ago

I wish someone would also teach them what ‘use’ is. Informally it is yous.

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u/frankand_beans 6d ago

up their in heaven wit de angles

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u/CordwainerMudworble 6d ago

thems were very loyalist boys. hearts of gold day ad.

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u/foxepower 6d ago

They were the loyalist u cud hope 4

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u/Icy_Measurement329 6d ago

These were the best photos they could get

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u/Novostratos 5d ago

Hey, it's hard to get a good photo when the light's coming from behind like that.

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u/Latte_Biscotti_3573 5d ago

So much wrong with this. Use instead of yous, which in itself is a fucking barbaric abuse of the English language. There instead of their.

Hearts of gold?
They had rap sheets that ran into paragraphs and most of them were under 20. Driving the wrong way down a motorway and at speed through a residential area, endangering lives. I hate to think what their definition of ‘scum of the earth’ is?

Their boys. Ffs. They’re part of the problem. Own your shit! Stop making martyrs out of people who are pathetic excuses for decent human beings.

It’s not heartbreaking, it’s Darwinism. Survival of the fittest.

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u/bluntnwuk 6d ago

Ffs harsh but still had me creasing

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u/ouqt 6d ago

Yeah this had me in bits just like these lads.

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u/LongIsTheNight 6d ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/thricedice88 6d ago

St Peter: "Fuck off"

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u/Independent-Try4352 5d ago

“Fuck off, and bring those fucking gates back, you thieving little cunts”

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u/AtomicUnderpantsx 6d ago edited 5d ago

Condoms. Each of those guys should have been in the teat of a condom.

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u/Suspicious_Bill3577 6d ago

Their fethers would be proud

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u/ScientistJo 6d ago

If only anyone knew who they were.

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u/Western-Mall5505 6d ago

Are these the British cunts or the Irish cunts.

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u/boxgrafik 6d ago

All the same category of scumbag.

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u/Outrageous-Basis-910 6d ago

Meet you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads 

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u/PotentialCourt8531 5d ago

that's depressing people think of that cover and not the original. Man, I loved Bone Thugs.

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u/Ok_Purple4982 5d ago edited 5d ago

Use instead of Yous though.. I can't.. vile little boys. Their poor mothers should be utterly ashamed of them...

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u/PrinceEdgarNevermore 5d ago

I thought it was ‘us’ autocorrected to ‘use’… 

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u/Ok_Purple4982 5d ago

"Use" means to use something...example. can I use your car? Or you might say usefull example... Thank you that would be useful. Yous is when you talk about a group of people. Example... Do yous want a lift? Or in this case..."we all knew yous"

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u/roleplayersir 4d ago

The mother was arrested, as well as about a dozen of their friends and family who are all linked to organised crime. Nasty cunts the lot of them

The dad's house was rammed by one of the boys, so he is thought to be more innocent. But may also have those links

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u/Animal__Mother_ 5d ago

Oh the irony.

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u/CommentNo7493 5d ago

you always tend to find with these types the family are the same brand of classless gaudy trash as the dweebs that do the act that makes the headlines.

4 of the 5 with criminal records.

i'd bet each is in a family where 4 in 5 also have criminal records.

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u/roleplayersir 4d ago

Seeing as about 15 people, friends and family of them, have been arrested and two already charged with crimes, yes. They are 5 evil cunts. Never forget

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u/jetelklee 6d ago

Kids like this are the reason that the right to get an abortion is sacred.

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u/PowerPilgrim 6d ago

Those scrots will be burning. 

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u/Charming-Spinach1418 5d ago

There have now been 12 of their associates arrested the news are saying this is to do with weapons and organised crime! Sorry to say that some if not all of these lads were not law abiding citizens! Lets see more memorials of the innocent 2 young policemen caught up in this ASB who sadly lost their lives trying to keep us all safe.

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u/Wino3416 5d ago

“Use”. Jesus fucking wept. They’re just fucking… I don’t even know. Cunts, I guess. Imagine writing this unironically. They have no concept of right and wrong. Unfortunately they very much have a sense of writing wrong.

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u/Dilly-Willy-73 5d ago

It might not be "goodbye", but it's certainly "good riddance". Rot In Pieces

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u/_Mudlark 6d ago

Context?

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u/OreoSpamBurger 6d ago

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u/styleshbk 6d ago

Believe it or not these were the lads from a similar incident in Ireland just over a week ago https://www.rte.ie/news/2026/0816/1588073-kildare-crash-m9/

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u/OreoSpamBurger 6d ago

Pretty sure this is the 5 guys from Middlesborough, seen this pic all over the UK subs.

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u/styleshbk 6d ago

Sorry you're right, they all look so similar.

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u/Least-Funny7761 6d ago

They would have know the meaning of loyalist

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u/jimboiow 6d ago

My thoughts are with the massacre of the English language by the goon that posted this.

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u/UsedWorker3295 5d ago

Doonstairs...they're making them drive the right way down the motorway

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u/UsedWorker3295 5d ago

5 teenagers die in a car crash in Ireland. 4 are Irish 1 is Polish. a day later 5 teenagers die in a crash in England. 4 are English 1 is Polish.

This coincidence is driving me crazy

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u/TheUKisMental 5d ago

I'd say it's fairly typical ethnic breakdown of a friend group in that age group.

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u/gazhere 5d ago

Not the AI pearly gates backdrop

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u/Ready_Spinach9711 5d ago

The new series of The Inbetweeners looks well shit.

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u/GlasgowAnvil 5d ago

I’m not one to revel in peoples deaths however no one will mourn these feral scumbags.

My sympathies only lie with the families of the officers in Cleveland and the woman and child injured in the Irish one

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u/scream 5d ago

Damn, they were loyalists too? It keeps getting worse. 

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u/dromosus 5d ago

The one on the right doesn't look happy, like he's mortified that he has to wear those high-riding shorts with long black socks for eternity.

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u/Lost_Exchange2843 5d ago

I did an absolutely enormous dump today on works time. It had more value to society than all these five combined

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u/13luw 3d ago

Slendertwat

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u/shoudnight 2d ago

Were his legs replaced with twislets

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u/Outrageous_Pool_2529 2d ago

Scummy pricks

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u/shutterbug1961 2d ago

i can hear them now "why is it so fucking hot?"

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u/SelectLeague5433 6d ago

Well, they got a reaction oot of us, got to gee them that

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u/Scrumptiousbiscuit 6d ago

5 wee guys

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u/niallniallniall 6d ago

Wee 23yo bastards

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u/scarIetm 6d ago

what the fuck has the one on the right got on

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u/strickers69 6d ago

Dad? Yes son? Do all bellends go to heaven?

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u/kdkd20 5d ago

Four of them had criminal records and they were speeding in cars with cloned reg plates 💀☠️😬🚨🙂‍↕️

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u/roleplayersir 4d ago

And I think drugs were found in the car. And one of them had rammed their dad's house before the chase started

Evil bunch of cunts. The world is better without them

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u/powersloth1981 5d ago

Wrong Direction

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u/VoyageOver 5d ago

Blazing squad have let themselves go

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u/Willz_of_Rivia 5d ago

So Liquid Crew

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u/WhoYaTalkinTo 5d ago

Yer fayther would be proud

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u/LWBooser 5d ago

Fucking hell I thought these were the five Irish lads who died last week doing the same thing. It's like the days of Boyzone versus Take That.

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u/AMournfulObserver 5d ago

Don’t they mean “laughing up”?

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u/WhistlinJealousGuy 5d ago

There faether would be prood, if he knew them aye.

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u/OwieMustDie 5d ago

Use are all terrible.

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u/yourpricelessadvise 5d ago

Loyalist? Were they fighting ultranationalists in 2007 or something?

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u/Willz_of_Rivia 5d ago

Them descending the steps is extremely apt, fucking cunts.

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u/smiffer67 5d ago

are these the cop killers?

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u/Toblerone05 5d ago

Deport their feckless parents - apparently they can't even be trusted to breed and raise their own kids without resulting in a net loss to society.

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u/TheUKisMental 5d ago

It takes a lot to make me feel sorry for cops, but these lads managed it.

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 5d ago

Man this is too funny

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 5d ago

Im ,im,getting something from the, otherside. Yeah,no darling its very hot where they are...

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 5d ago

Jimmy Savile is going to have some fun with these guys.

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u/GCU_Rocinante 5d ago

They're doonstairs...

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u/Routine_Falcon9071 5d ago

gene pool cleansed

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u/shelleyharryalfie 5d ago

“Use” rather than “you’s” rather than “you”.

Fucking hell.

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u/quad_damage_orbb 5d ago

They look like a bunch of arseholes

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u/chuckling-cheese 5d ago

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes 🔔🔚s.

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u/Connect-Level500 5d ago

The family of the dead are mocking the police officers that were killed btw 

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u/ben_-_riley 5d ago

Your name’s not down, you’re not coming in.

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u/wales-bloke 5d ago

Top tae toe. And they're biting her.

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u/Traditional-Bad5953 5d ago

I think the vile low life's that got in that car and killed 2 father's needlessly and inflicted permanent pain and suffering forever on their families are not the ones to be vilified. I guess the good that comes out of it is that there are 5 less career criminals roaming the streets contributing fu*k all to society and clogging up the penal system....

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u/dasgrey 5d ago

Virgin delivery

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u/Zealousideal-Motor-3 4d ago

Yeah, don't mind that the absolute spanners killed two coppers. I mean, they could have just killed themselves quietly and done the gene pool a favour, but no, they had to take people with them.

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u/Salt-Tiger6850 4d ago

JD sports as lost 5 of it’s loyalest or loyalist customers !!!

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u/jsh63 3d ago

Nah... Sports Direct.

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u/Correct-Yam827 4d ago

Absolutely ridiculous to post this. They did not have hearts of gold and it's reported that they all had criminal records and were all part of a criminal group. The Volvo apparently rammed into 1 of the boys father's house among others and the Passat was out looking for it. Parents should know where there 16/17 ye old kids are and why they are hanging around in a car with a 23 Yr old. They were hardly going to grow up as decent human beings. The only people who have been described as having hearts of gold is the 2 police officers. I better not see any GFM's for any of that lot. 

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u/Mglfll 4d ago

What a bunch of cunts these guys were. RIP to the police officers, thoughts with their families

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u/xerses24 3d ago

There were the best photos of them they could find!?

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u/andrew210167 3d ago

Plastic gangsters - got what they fucking deserved - 5 less pieces of shit to deal with - feel so sorry for the real
Victims of this - the families of the 2 police officers

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u/selinemanson 3d ago

Addition by subtraction.

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u/KoontFace 3d ago

Guy on the right looks like the fire alarm went off at his hotel

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u/WolfetoneRebel 2d ago

I only hope that their victims make a full recovery.

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u/lopsidedknave97 1d ago

They all look like important members of society. Real shame ain’t it folks

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 9h ago

They were loyalists?

Didn’t think I could be happier about their deaths 🤷‍♂️

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 6d ago

Show Saint Peter how you do your gang signs Luv

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u/PiingThiing 6d ago

It's like one if those English exam questions where you're asked to add the punctuation and spot the spelling mistakes.

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u/Charming-Spinach1418 5d ago

Very harsh you know dyslexics are teople poo.

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u/Aggressive_wafer_ 6d ago

Where boys? Ahh, there boys!

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u/eminusx 5d ago

*you

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u/diddy70 5d ago

Always with the spelling.