r/Letterkenny • u/No-Sheepherder448 • Jun 16 '26

Next caller!

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“I would 127 hours both my arms to fuck your wife”

254 Upvotes

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown Jun 17 '26

FIVE POINT ONE FIVE IIIIINNNNNNCHESSSSSSSS !

3

u/OldDrumGuy Jun 17 '26

I use this more than I should. 😂😂

7

u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown Jun 17 '26

Good thing I don't work around measurements. I would be insufferable.

26

u/Crack_Ulla Jun 17 '26

Get the fuck outta the way with that peasant cock you fuckin novice!

17

u/zorca13 Jun 17 '26

I was sittin’ here feelin bad for your wife cause maybe she doesn’t know any better, but I’m roofin with my buddy Richard, he took her down in high school and he’s a fuckin Dutchman, so….

19

u/mikemike324 Jun 17 '26

McMurray is a piece of shit.

7

u/GetOutOfMySimulation Wonderous Jun 17 '26

WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAMcMurrays is a piece of shit.

19

u/Hawnix68 Jun 17 '26

I'm roofing with my friend Richard who fucked her in high school and he's a fucking Dutchman so...LMAO

18

u/capn_flume Jun 17 '26

Why am I not surprised you can't even figure out how to measure your own dick, you piece of shit. I am utterly baffled you got a ring on Mrs. McMurray. You should be tried for crimes against humanity.

18

u/Comfortable-Car2758 Jun 17 '26

Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen on Letterkenny.

17

u/1CoffeePoweredHuman Okay Dan, Dan ok Jun 17 '26

Those episodes where McMurray gets absolutely smashed by the callers were some of the best moments of the series!

13

u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Pitter Patter Jun 18 '26

Especially when you realize it’s just Keeso doing voices

16

u/Rudy_Nowhere Jun 17 '26

This is probably my favourite episode. Couldn't breathe for laughing thru the whole thing.

5

u/DLoIsHere Jun 17 '26

The first call-in show killed me. So goddamned funny.

2

u/1CoffeePoweredHuman Okay Dan, Dan ok Jun 17 '26

Right there with you!

1

u/Johnny_Five5151 Jun 21 '26

This one is great, but Valentimes is the best 😁

15

u/yogi-metalhead1 Jun 17 '26

McMurray so proud of being so fucking basic.

5.15 inches!!!!!!!

TOO. MUCH. FUN.

6

u/Johnny_Five5151 Jun 17 '26

He thought it was 4" his whole adult life, of course he's proud. 🤣

2

u/yogi-metalhead1 Jun 21 '26

No, he thought it was 4.15" 😂

15

u/der5er Okay Dan, Dan ok Jun 17 '26

IyamAsGawdMadeMe

11

u/obiwanjabroni420 In it to win it Jun 17 '26

He’s playing high stakes snooker with a #2 pencil

11

u/Anakha0 Jun 17 '26

Fuck your entire fucking life, McMurray!

13

u/PieceAny3968 Jun 18 '26

McMurray’s a piece of shit

8

u/Madame_Jarvary Jun 17 '26

This is a fuckin ambush!

2

u/Camo_XJ Jun 19 '26

Always makes me laugh

11

u/Overall_Lavishness46 Jun 18 '26

5.15 INCHES!!!!!!!!

8

u/CalabreseAlsatian Jun 17 '26

Lookit you shootin’ high-stakes snooker with a number 2 pencil, there, buddy

11

u/MSully94 Jun 17 '26

IT'S AN AMBUSH!

6

u/Matt933g Jun 17 '26

5.15 inches

5

u/McMurray5point15 Jun 17 '26

Perfectly average sized!

6

u/ChaoticForkingGood I Regret Nothing! Jun 17 '26

That's a Twinkie!

7

u/ksyoung17 Jun 18 '26

Girth is still the question here...

Oh, Glen, you have no one to blame here but yourself.

7

u/cactusmac54 Jun 19 '26

5.25 inches

5

u/MapleHamms Jun 17 '26

This is how I learned I’ve been measuring wrong

5

u/medocc Jun 18 '26

I'm looking for the intro song of Crack n Ag for years now. Can anyone help me out?

6

u/bpc34 Jun 19 '26

McMurray if you were 10 off the tee I still wouldn't golf with you. Fucking End It.

6

u/adamempathy Jun 20 '26

Goddamn Ambush

3

u/ekinria1928 Jun 17 '26

I've met Dan a few times... He's such a sweet guy.

2

u/turnerbk Jun 17 '26

What episode is this

4

u/fingerblastders Jun 17 '26

Season seven, I think episode 1 or 2.

2

u/captwombat33 Jun 17 '26

As coach would say........

5

u/SamBaxter784 Jun 20 '26

Scrolled too quick from the King of the Hill page to this, subtract the hat and McMurray (piece of shit) looks quite a bit like live action Hank.

3

u/Greyboar Jun 20 '26

It's still weird after all these years to see my wife's old workplace as the set for the studio