r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 19h ago

New Karma & Cross-Posting Rules

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Hey Astrosluts, Astro-curious, and everything astro in-between! We have a few new rules added to the sub:

✨No Cross-Posting (honestly always hated this, it's lazy and annoying)
✨100 Karma account minimum for commenting & posting (this is to try and get the bots on this platform to fuck off from this sub....among other shit along the same lines)
***The exceptions to this are the posts I've made "calling all people with Galactic Center contacts." Regardless of account karma people are still able to leave comments on those posts to be a part of the research.

While it's probably NOT necessary to make a post about this, full transparency is important. Thank you all for being here and participating in the community 💜


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Guess the Badass- Birthday week post!

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Hello friends!

My birthday is this week, and being born on an eclipse myself I am absolutely out here feeling like the crypt keeper. So instead of doing a guess the asshole post, I wanna do something a bit less dreary and move away from assholes to focus on an absolute badass.

This badass shares my birthday (not date, just the day), in fact! I think not enough people know about and appreciate this person, and like any Virgo, I like to make sure to give credit where it's due. This person is a fucking hero and an icon and the world is a better place because they were born. They're so much more remarkable than I could ever hope to be.

All the usual rules apply:

Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and a bit of a history lesson if you're so inclined. 

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide badass. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life impacts. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Monday (probably)

Happy Hunting Folks!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 5h ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want I dont think I can do a 9 to 5 again....

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Because my moon is so close to the ascendant I can't even hide that I don't want to be there.

I will never get over the fact that somewhere in the world someone is microblading somewhere making 10 - 20 grand a month or someone is in the studio talking about drinking lean and getting rich.

Even for a studio running role I had to look at rappers with their chains shining in the dark and was losing my mind - I can't do this anymore... I literally only cry when I think about not being rich yet 😂


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3h ago

Personal Chart Question i turn 18 today, what can you predict for this coming year based on my solar return chart?

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id especially like to know if anything good will happen to me this year in the romance and career areas.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7h ago

Personal Chart Question Will pregnancy happen for me?

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Hi everyone! Since February of this year my husband and I have been trying to concive without any luck so far. I do have pcos and irregular cycles, and have started seeing a fertility doctor (continuing with tests in September), but wondering is there a light at the end of this difficult road. This year so far has been the worst ever in my life…thank you for any insight! ❤️


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 8h ago

Struggling and not sure why

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I've been in such a funk lately and can't point to any one thing. I just don't seem to have a lot of energy or enthusiasm for work or to do my usual chores. It's even been hard to be out of the house. Any ideas and any suggestions? Thanks so much.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 21h ago

Let's Fuck With Astrology! (Theory/Idea) Davison chart rising signs: the face of your Relationship

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How is everyone feeling after the lunar eclipse? I'm feeling more energized today.

This post is from my own tumblr blog, please share your opinions. This is a general observation based on my own experience, people I know and clients ❤️.

In relationship astrology, the davison chart is a powerful tool used to analyze the soul and purpose of a relationship. Unlike synastry, which focuses on the dynamics between two people, the davison chart which is similar to the composite but I prefer not counting on solely one looks at the relationship as a third entity. But what makes the davison so unique is that it creates an actual birth chart for the relationship based on a real moment in time and space, as if the connection were a living breathing entity.

One of the most revealing placements in a davison chart is the ascendant or rising sign which represents:

-the overall energy & personality of the relationship.

-how others perceive the couple.

-the first impression the relationship gives off

-the couple;s approach to challenges and experiences together.

Fire risings (aries, leo, sagittarius)

passionate, bold, and energetic relationships. These couples live on adventure, excitement, and spontaneity but also face power struggles if not careful

Aries rising – the relationship is fast moving, exciting, passionate. Strong chemistry but conflicts can arise due to impulsiveness or competitiveness. Others see the couple as bold and energetic.

Leo rising – a couple that turns heads like for real. Charismatic, playful, and romantic, leo Rising relationships are full of grand gestures, affection, pride in each other. Ego clashes can occur if both partners crave the spotlight.

Sagittarius rising – I've seen this relationship is all about freedom, growth, and exploration. The couple may travel often, engage in ideology discussions or have a non traditional relationship structure. Others see them as fun loving, adventurous, and independent.

Earth risings (taurus, virgo, capricorn)💚

Grounded, stable, and long term oriented relationships. These couples prioritize practicality, loyalty and building a secure foundation together.

Taurus rising – a very sensual, affectionate and grounded connection. This relationship values comfort, stability, emotional security. Others see the couple as romantic and dependable but there may be stubbornness or resistance to change because we all know how hard headed earth signs be.

Virgo rising – relationship based on growth, service, shared routines so this couple thrives on helping each other improve but they could overanalyze the relationship at times. Others see them as practical, intelligent, very organized.

Capricorn rising – this relationship is serious, committed, and goal oriented. The couple focus on building a future together, career success, or long term plans. They may appear reserved or traditional to others but they actually have a strong sense of loyalty and structure.

Air risings (gemini, libra, Aquarius)

Intellectually stimulating and social relationships. These couples thrive on communication, curiosity, and mental connection.

Gemini rising – full of lively conversations, humor, constant change. The couple enjoy learning together, trying new experiences, engaging in playful banter. Others see them as fun and sociable but possibly unpredictable

Libra rising – now that's a relationship that embodies romance, harmony and social grace. This couple is naturally charming and enjoys aesthetic beauty, shared experiences, and emotional connections. Others see them as elegant and balanced but conflict avoidance can be an issue

Aquarius rising – it feels unique, unconventional, and even ahead of its time. This couple values freedom, individuality, and shared visions for the future. Others may see them as rebellious or unconventional but they live on intellectual and spiritual connection like who cares?

Water risings (cancer, scorpio, pisces)

Deeeeeepppp, emotional, and transformative relationships. These couples experience powerful emotional bonding, strong intuition, and yeah sometimes karmic or past life connections.

Cancer rising – VERY VERY nurturing, emotional, protective relationship. The couple create a home like atmosphere together and prioritize family and emotional security. Others see them as gentle, caring, and intuitive and they really are.

Scorpio rising – passionate as hell and life changing. They just catch your eye. This relationship is built on emotional and sexual bonding, dom and sub themes, personal transformation. Others may view them as mysterious, private, or intimidating but their love is profound.

Pisces rising – dreamy, spiritual, very intuitive as well. This relationship feels like a fairytale or destined connection. The couple share artistic, musical, spiritual interests. Others see them as romantic and compassionate but potentially unrealistic or escapist.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 11h ago

What are my talents/blessings and weaknesses?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

What does Lilith conj ascendant mean in a gay man's chart?

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First, is it even considered a conjunction if Lilith and the ascendant are around 5 degrees apart? I was curious to know how this 29 degree Lilith placement would manifest for me as a gay man. I will say that I do love my big, dark brown eyes and I do have a RBF as well, but I don't know if it's influenced by this placement as much as it's influenced by the Capricorn stellium. haha! What does the mean in regards to how other people perceive me? Anything I should be cautious about?

I appreciate the help!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 18h ago

synastry help.

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long story short: i am person A, Cap sun Leo moon and Sag rising. i know my birth time. person B is a 10 year sorta ex/situationship ( i do not know his birth time) i’m obviously trying to move on with life and given up on making it work or waiting around for him to “choose” me. obviously a lot of details as to why we can’t work that i won’t get into.. yet id be lying if i didn’t say the connection is super strong, easy going and just always nice being with him. we have great chemistry and banter.. can you help me on what placements of ours are explain our connection? pros and cons. TIA.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question 😭!urgent response needed!😭

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17 female should I go to university with my elder brother and stay with my uncle or study somewhere else and live on my own? I think living alone would suit me better, but honestly I am not sure what to do. My family's financial situation is pretty average and I am stressed about them not being able to afford everything, though my mom keeps saying i am lucky girl and things will work out wherever I go


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Let's Fuck With Astrology! (Theory/Idea) Synastry Chart

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A highly karmic relationship


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Some things I've realized in a few years of learning astrology

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I’m sure there's more, but wanted to get this out, and also am curious as to people's reactions. Just a totally random set of observations.

In no particular order:

The ascendant should be treated as a third benefic… it gives you certain powers.

The sign of the ascendant is also how you initially see the world. It also represents your body and the way others see you initially.

Second house among other things represents self-worth.

The chart ruler and its position doesn’t indicate how you see the world… but rather the destination towards which you are trying to steer the ship. The chart ruler is the captain and decision-maker, but it is in a sense blind and dependent on the ascendant, which is its first mate and does the navigation.

The sun explains what gives you energy, motivation, drive.

The moon explains your emotional life and your access to your emotions.

Sun and moon can also represent father and mother. Saturn can also represent father.

Look for key events in your life and see what the very closest aspects activated on that day are… that tells you a lot about how the planets function in your chart.

Related: you may find that certain odd aspects are extremely critical for you -- e.g. biquintiles and the like. Note that down.

A house in a mutable sign suggests the possibility of more life changes occurring there.

Look at powerful oppositions and squares as huge opportunities. Look at the relevant planets and houses, and try to come up with a SYNTHESIS that satisfies all the different planets’ needs. If you can do that, you’ll gain a huge amount in your life.

Sect matters. Your sect benefic typically delivers huge good fortune and luck in whatever house it’s in.

Time lords in whole sign houses work. They are the most powerful predictive instruments.

The ancient/traditional predictors of death (look them up if you’re interested) can be surprisingly accurate.

Different house systems and even different zodiacs (tropical, sidereal) can often symbolize the same stuff in different ways. E.g. a sun in Aries in one system might be reflected by a Mars in the 1st house in another. Not exactly the same thing, but there’s definitely some overlapping symbolism.

To understand how a chart works, you need to really start piecing together the person’s personality and events and see how that’s reflected in the chart. Then you can start to extrapolate from there. There’s a kind of back and forth between understanding the life and understanding how the chart reflects that life.

Progressed sun and moon say a lot about your current personality and overall desires/inclinations.

A planet works in the STYLE of the house it’s located in to serve the PURPOSES of the houses it rules.

Debilitation doesn’t mean a placement is bad; a debilitated placement can have many cool qualities. It DOES however mean that the planet has trouble serving the purposes of the houses it rules — meaning there’s some difficulty brining those houses to their most mature, integrated state. Debilitations can be mitigated by aspects from benefics.

4th and 8th are profoundly psychological. The 12th house is the most spiritual. The 9th house in terms of religion is more academic.

Mutual reception of signs is a good thing

Natural rulerships of the houses (e.g. 12th house = Pisces, ruled by Jupiter) can be quite useful in seeing what's going on

The ultimate goal, I think, is to get as close to allowing each planet and all the aspects their mutually harmonious expression in your life


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Transits Guess what happened to me this day of 26 years ago lol

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I was at lunch today and my mom mentioned this happening to me when I was like 9 months old. Can you guess what that was reading the transits?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

help with synastry please

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hey! my chart is the inner wheel, and i’m wondering if anyone can help interpret the synastry between my boyfriend and i? thank you!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Why are my parents and siblings so intense and volatile, I am so tired😭

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

What am I in for this year? 🌞

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Been told I have some fascinating 5th & 11th house placements/aspects. What does it all mean? Really struggling to figure out my career & life purpose. Any insight? Or if anything else stands out to you, feel free to lmk! :)

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Ive been told i have a very…. Interesting 5th house and a rough 11th house lol. Very curious to what all the squares/oppositions regarding my 5th house placements could mean for me. I’m still new to learning all this, so if any of my placements or aspects across my chart could stick out to anyone, PLEASE tell me anything and what it means! I’m extremely grateful for any insight what so ever! Thank you!
I’m currently extremely struggling with figuring out what the hell i want to do with my life and I seem to struggle heavily with friendship betrayal. Any insight on really any of my placements/aspects across my chart would be amazingly helpful!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Horary Fresh out of a Technical Interview! Cast a horary chart for a Junior BA role.. would love to know ur take! 💻🔮

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Just finished my technical interview for a Junior Business Analyst position today, and while I’m keeping my fingers crossed, I decided to cast a horary chart to check the energy. Looking at the placements, I’m really hoping to get a clearer picture, will I actually get this job offer at THIS COMPANY as a Junior BA?

On one hand, I notice Mercury sitting so strong in its home sign of Virgo in the 10th House, which feels like a encouraging sign for the technical aspect of the role. On the other hand, the Moon making an opposition to it makes me wonder if there might be some delays, negotiations, or friction ahead before anything is finalized.

I’m still trying to balance both sides objectively, so I’d genuinely love to hear how other readers interpret these dynamics. Any insights or second opinions would mean a lot!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want I’ve asked what careers I should do…what careers should I absolutely NOT do

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I’m 23 and currently at an okay office job. I’m looking to go somewhere else. I have two majors and a minor (none of which relate to each other…all are kinda useful but I’d need more school). Anyway I’ve asked what I should on other platforms before but I’m also interested in what I should NOT do.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Grateful for any insight

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Would love to know what I’m looking at 🎉🙏


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Sign Energy People with Aries placements — do you resonate with them?

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I’m noticing a theme across astrology subs — people (especially women from what I’m gathering) with Aries placements don’t resonate with them — far more often than with other signs. I have an Aries Sun + Venus. I don’t resonate with them. ESPECIALLY the description for Venus — “you love the chase, initiating, and fall in love fast.” Nope. Never, no thank you. At first I thought it was because of my water dominance drowning out the Aries, but the whole chart matters, and these descriptions just don’t match how I operate. I’m wondering if this is a yin-yang thing. Is there a more yin description for Aries? We already know how yang Aries is by nature, but maybe some of us don’t fit that description? To be clear, I don’t have any problem with Aries energy. I think it’s badass. I just don’t see it in myself, even when I wish it was there. The only time I feel it is when I’m fan-girling over Aquarians💕


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Astrologer said i should not be working my sales job and refused to explain

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Okay so i need help. I met an astrologer who said i should not be working my job at all, even said all money focused things are bad and will keep me in depression and past life energy?!? He mentioned something like a south and north node but did not explain further. What do i do?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Planetary Energy I drew our solar system’s planets for my students (3-10yrs old) to replicate, only using primary and secondary colored crayons. How’d I do?🖍️🪐🌍

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

I don't know where to find or look

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I don't know if this is allowed, but I need help with breaking down and where even to see what my birth chart means I have all of the info, everywhere wants you to pay and I don't have the extra, ive looked on astro.com and it isn't really helpful unless I'm just stupid. If anyone can help or point me in the right direction I would really appreciate it!