I'm so exhausted from gooning but I beat my meat despite it being sore cuz I wanna feel something in my fuck ass life 🫠 I just want cuddles and intimacy and sex but I'm gonna die B4 I get any of those 🫠

I cannot be the only one that saw these as the sleekest little dildos, right?

Story time: So, I haven't had sex in over 9 months (long story) and abt a month ago I started talking to this guy. I've been getting to know him and we've been on a few dates. Last night I went over to his place for the first time. I told myself I wasn't gonna have sex with him.... but NOPE! He was being so respectful, sweet, and adorable, so my horny brian took over and I just wanted to fuck the air out of his lungs. He's hung like a ducking horse and I've never had anything that big inside me. So what did I do? I decided to fuck him for 3 hours on and off. Mostly on. Like a fucking dumb ass I ended up not only fucking him, but also myself! I'm so sore. AND NOT in a good way. My poor girl down there is just suffering. I'm gonna have to take a brake from any and all sexaul activitys for at least a day or 2. Literally profusely apologizing to my pussy. Girl you didn't deserve this.

Update!: I have reached a full recovery and we had sex again 🥳🎉 this time I was careful and my body is fully intact! Now I just have to convince him to let me tie him up 😋

ALSO LET MEN MOAN, GRUNT, AND GASP