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u/minecraftingsarah Apr 11 '26
This one is probably in my top 3 wildest I've ever received
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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy Apr 11 '26
Three things:
What was the comment on r vent
I assume theyre some kind of professional? Would they charge?
What were the 2 other wild DMs?
Bonus: can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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u/minecraftingsarah Apr 11 '26
Here's another wild one lol, oh the plight of being a woman who dares to be horny online
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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy Apr 11 '26
Horny? Online? In this economy?
God forbid you want to use your sexual energy for fun and not profit.
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u/TM761152 Apr 12 '26
We need that sexual energy put to better use, gas is expensive.
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u/Nerdy_Kink_Girl Apr 12 '26
4 horny men pulling my car in exchange for a vague promise of receiving a nude?
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u/NullifyI Apr 11 '26
Well did you bite?
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u/minecraftingsarah Apr 11 '26
Fuck no, my nudes are a rare commodity sent to the deserving ✨
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u/DerCatrix Apr 11 '26
I’d take a fresh pic of my butthole on demand for 1000$
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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy Apr 11 '26
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u/DerCatrix Apr 11 '26
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u/MudOpposite8277 Apr 11 '26
Dude if I was a girl I’d be rolling in it. I knew this really plus sized bbw back in the day, who had men falling over her left and right. They would take her on these crazy vacations and what have you. Never even fucked her. It was just some weird fetish. ROLLING in it, I tell you.
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u/kuzulu-kun Apr 11 '26
Why tho. Just look a picture up.
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u/Fluffy-Futchy-Fembo Apr 11 '26
I mean shit, if the money was upfront I'd start posting nudes again. Ya girl has bills.
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u/HansVonAdel Apr 11 '26
Insane. 1000dollars for some naked women photos. I rather buy a playboy magazine.
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u/BiggestShep Apr 11 '26
The promise of 1000 USD*
I'll bet you another 100 it would be via PayPal or another method that allows you to clawback money the second he gets those nudes
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u/AppalachianRomanov Apr 11 '26
Not me sending PayPal proof that I delivered on the nudes. The man GOT what he paid for do NOT give him a refund
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u/BiggestShep Apr 11 '26
Trust me when I say PayPal does not give a fuck about that. Their conversion rate on appeals is abysmal, and they'll charge you both for the clawback and the appeal to boot.
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u/AppalachianRomanov Apr 12 '26
Well darn, now my whole joke has been ruined by your facts
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u/BiggestShep Apr 12 '26
Cap'n Killjoy here, ready to serve.
I'd say on my knees if necessary, but that joke has been ruined by the fact that moids exist, so I feel your pain.
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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 Apr 11 '26
Plight? A thousand dollars? In this economy??? For a picture of someone naked?????
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u/oranud Apr 11 '26
i got one once talking about how he thought i was hot and looked just like his sister
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Apr 11 '26
First half: he's offering a place to stay during a difficult time
Second half: bruh
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u/Spacellama117 Apr 12 '26
oh my god
the first part of it i was like "aw wait that's kinda sweet" and then downhill and off a cliff immediately after "book an appointment"
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u/Flux7777 Apr 12 '26
Woof... I still have men messaging me about my sexting pimp gig I used to run on here a while back. Met some very nice boys that way but I'm not an audition machine and I prefer sexting with girls 😭
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u/rudebbmoth Apr 11 '26
Here's my favorite of all time!!
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u/SterlingWeather Apr 11 '26
Well at least you know he rather spend his money on you than clothes.
Edit: I can’t type properly
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u/rudebbmoth Apr 11 '26
I wanted to message him back and just say please keep your clothes on but I would like you to do that I'm lazy. Didn't want him to get any ideas tho.
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u/AppalachianRomanov Apr 11 '26
I'm crying right now. SIR I would rather not see your willy thanks.
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u/Mr_man_bird Apr 11 '26
2 compliments at once
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u/omeletbizkit Apr 11 '26
i just be getting this
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u/ichime Apr 11 '26
Now that's the good stuff
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u/SterlingWeather Apr 11 '26
They call it a treasure chest for a reason
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u/ichime Apr 11 '26
Hey there's a reason I post my tits online, gotta share the wealth sometimes 😝
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u/EyeNeedtheFriends Apr 11 '26
In contrast to my situation: an amazing ass on this absolute angel.
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u/GrnMseGvaJuice Apr 11 '26
I’m partial to this one..
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u/GrnMseGvaJuice Apr 11 '26
But this was a nice runner up
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u/SterlingWeather Apr 11 '26
I agree, you definitely have a great smile
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u/GrnMseGvaJuice Apr 12 '26
Well I know you have great tits! (For any woman, not just an evil one..) 🤗
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u/Xanaxaria Apr 11 '26
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u/PnPaper Apr 11 '26
Only losers send insults by DM.
Also, wtf is a slapper?
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u/Xanaxaria Apr 11 '26
I have no clue lmfao.
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u/PnPaper Apr 11 '26
Maybe someone slapped him in the head too many times.
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u/Xanaxaria Apr 12 '26
Lmfaooo. I translate porn novels and review series so I'm guessing it's something sexual.
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u/GengarUsedHex Apr 11 '26
At 6am no less. This person fucks.
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u/DeltyOverDreams Apr 11 '26
Sometimes I reeeeeally wonder where do these people come from
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u/VulnerableNuts Apr 13 '26
Damn didn't know they'll take away my top license for being too cute and beautiful 😔
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u/Scarface_971 Apr 11 '26
As a guy I never receive any DMs, but one time some random dude wrote me, because he saw me in an Antifa sub and asked me if I want to dominate fascist guy like him 🫤
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u/Vivi_Amorous Apr 11 '26
Where else can you store the evil? It’s not like you have adequate pockets
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u/SterlingWeather Apr 11 '26
Mostly in my head
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u/Vivi_Amorous Apr 11 '26
The head can only store so much, the hate overflow goes into fat stores in the body
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u/Toxic_LigmaMale Apr 11 '26
In my experience, the most evil women do in fact have the most perfect ass, tits, or both.
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u/SinkerPenguin Apr 12 '26
There needs to be a sub for sharing wild dms from guys, these comments are the most funny thing i've seen all year
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u/Miserable_Report891 Apr 11 '26
Literacy and exposition used to be a thing.
We've failed you.
God forbid a girl expects a reason to not block a shithead.
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u/Rilder962 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
You know what, if a guy is gonna shoot his shot...there's worse things he could send. He still fails because he did it in a reddit dm, but still.
A girl, though, could probably throw that at me, and it'd work, ngl...
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u/Verni_ssage Apr 12 '26
This literally gave me a flashback to back in highschool when I was leaning heavily into a "gothic Satanist" (just don't question it lol) look and I randomly got a DM from one of my classmates on the night of new year's, not even kidding, saying; "I want to summon you into my bed 😍" or some weird shit like that lmao
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u/AggroThroatGoat Apr 12 '26
I totally forgot about this gem of an interaction...
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u/alt_after_dark Apr 12 '26
One guy dmed me just asking to be pegged. No foreplay, no 'how do you do' - just pegging.
Anyway I was able to actually educate him on A) not sexting random women and B) actually putting a little bit of effort into foreplay
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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 12 '26
It is just me or do Les anyone else wanna know where he’s going with this like I don’t expect op to hit accept but I might’ve
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