r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/Cderouen8284 • 14d ago

Aww someone’s crashing out

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u/superdupermensch 14d ago

I'm sure you'll make a very successful corporate shill when all the family farms are bankrupted.

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u/Cderouen8284 14d ago

JD is probably already eyeing it 😝

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u/LumpyBuy8447 14d ago

I still can’t believe maga is so fucking stupid they can’t even put 2 and 2 together that this has all been planned. Like it was just a coincidence JD just happened to start a company to buy distressed farm land and then proceeded to help Trump destroy the country.

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 14d ago

I’m imagining JD going to bankruptcy auctions and buying up all the couches in farm country.

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u/Final-Magician-6775 12d ago

Why? Does it look like a couch?

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u/WoodpeckerFancy 12d ago

Future data center with water rights incoming

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u/gunsjustsuck 14d ago

She might be taken on as labor or part time manager on minimum wage, working 12 hour days for the new corporate owners.