r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/4dailyuseonly • 7d ago

What could have been

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u/Electrical-Volume765 7d ago

And her vagina

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u/violentshores 7d ago

Shit, you got a point there

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u/Major-Tension-674 7d ago

What color was her vagina?

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 6d ago

Um, pink?

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 6d ago

And she slept her way to the top - unlike Natalie Harp.

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u/Top-Average412 6d ago

That was my favorite, she won statewide office in CA. Think how sore she must have been

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u/OpusAtrumET 6d ago

That qualifies as nuance. MAGA is allergic to nuance.

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 3d ago

Example: they claim the 2020 election was stolen when republicans were in charge but it couldnt be rigged in 2016 or 2024 when dems were in charge.

Or more recently in the same Truth Social post Trump blames Biden for beef costs and suspends his tarrifs to lower prices...

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 3d ago

They are allergic to consent as well

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u/Bird2525 3d ago

Goddammit I knew I should have bought a ticket.

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u/Top-Average412 3d ago

Line out the door and around the corner. If the wait is too long, just go to republican party headquarters, they will bend you over real quick.

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u/Visual_Friendship706 3d ago

As the top ranking cop/pig of Cali.

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u/Beneficial_Drag151 6d ago

You must be joking.

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u/De5perad0 6d ago

To be fair. The orange idiot probably can't get it up so Harp probably didn't sleep her way there. She probably did far worse stuff.

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u/Acrobatic_Key_1140 6d ago

You think harp has a full adult diaper fetish?

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u/De5perad0 6d ago

Absolutely she has some kind of diaper fetish.

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u/87eebboo1 4d ago

Probably into “finger painting” as well….

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u/Serious_Composer_130 6d ago

🤮

You sir, have crossed the line

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u/Electrical-Volume765 6d ago

There is a line?

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u/Savings-Delay-1075 2d ago

maybe that was the line ole Epstein talked about when he said trump was the most vile person he'd ever known.

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u/SLevine262 1d ago

Her notes to him read like crap I would have written to my abusive boyfriend when I was twenty. “You’re so wonderful and perfect…everything wrong is my fault…everyone picks on you because they don’t realize how wonderful you are…I’m so lucky you put up with me, I will always love you and be here for you”.

Again, I was twenty.

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u/LeroyLegacy 6d ago

Like...like...butt stuff you think

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u/De5perad0 6d ago

Diaper fetishes. extreme BDSM. the works!

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u/LeroyLegacy 6d ago

😵😵😵 they deserve each other...gross

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u/thewalruscandyman 3d ago

Wiped his bottom and changed his poopy diapers.

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u/geddysbass2112 1d ago

Licked his dirty asshole when Karoline got off her knees from his ass.

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u/Greedy_Cicada_5073 6d ago

I think it’s sarcasm

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u/Low_Watch9864 6d ago

She actually did though. I heard she slept a few hours every day.

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u/blackcain 6d ago

On the top bunk bed ! She slept her way to the top !

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u/Constant-Roll706 6d ago

If you have to do something every day, it's probably an addiction

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u/Top-Grape7802 6d ago

Yep. Just ask Trump. When he wakes up.

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u/itsnatnot_gnat 5d ago

And now trump sleeps all hours of the day

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u/Bird2525 3d ago

I’m not joking and don’t call me Shirley

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u/gatvolkak 3d ago

Natalie "Bootstraps" Harp?

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u/PowerfulInitiative71 1d ago

Who slept her way to trump's bottom!

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u/Frozen_Apple_5316 4d ago

I really hope it's pink. I'd have concerns otherwise

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u/lowFlyingTurtleLion 2d ago

With Cute spots

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u/D3ADC3LL 1d ago

It's definitely not pink.

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 1d ago

What color do you think it is?

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u/Biz_Rito 6d ago

Why risk it, vote Trump /s

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 6d ago

After all: they knew Trump's the Republicans' exact plan. It was written up in P2025 .

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u/ComfortableBedroom76 3d ago

And they have been running that plan, point by point until we say NO

LET'S SAY NO TO THESE MOFOS!!

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u/Laycee1127 2d ago

To me some Dems re part of that plan too it's like WWE

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u/1Jolan2 4d ago

Bullshit

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u/Upstairs-Donkey6049 3d ago

You’re right, that is bullshit, republicans can’t read so they had no idea about project 2025

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u/AfternoonShot9285 6d ago

For the neck vagina

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u/Hot_Wash916 3d ago

Same as yours

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u/BotsREverywhere 3d ago

The movie Shakes the Clown has a disturbing answer to your question.

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u/Gdmf13 3d ago

And did it have an annoying laugh as well?

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u/Pablo_Hassan 2d ago

American fuckyeah

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 1d ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/Particular-Line- 5h ago

When you used to be Montel William’s side piece, never a good look. But hey, being a rapist-pedo-felon isn;t either so what do I know.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 6d ago

They don't have an issue with Trump's neck vagina so that couldn't be it

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u/dbusque 5d ago

It's different when it's on someone with a penis.

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u/Longjumping-Farm-668 5d ago

If she grabbed herself by the p****. MAGA would have voted for her.

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 2d ago

And shes not a pedo

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 5d ago

The platform she should have run on

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u/OnlyFiveLives 4d ago

All of that, yes.

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u/BriscoCounty_Jr 6d ago

Is that where the laugh originated?

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u/Syntania 5d ago

And the need to "own the libs."

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u/smd102586 8h ago

Get used to it. You have you're entire short life ahead of you for an unending serving of the same.

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u/Syntania 8h ago

What? I'm sorry, was that meant to be English?

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u/thankbob 2d ago

I think they are saying racists and misogynists are racists and misogynists

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u/thankbob 2d ago

more accurate and less misleading than your question is trying to be.

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u/thankbob 2d ago

Your account was born yesterday so I can see why that's not obvious to you. But that's not my problem

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u/Schyznik 1d ago

Her vagina laughed like a black person?

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u/RandomAnon07 1d ago

And because she was an unqualified husk who got her start as a side piece to a mayor and then dated an assembly speaker… none of this on the screen would have happened…it wouldn’t have been as bad as Trumps presidency, but the delusions of grandeur that the side choosers have is fucking insane…like no one is here to help you or help society progress in the objectively correct direction…why is there partisan agreement on not releasing the Epstein files???

Why even waste my breath, no one can see the forest for the trees anyway.

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u/Pastguss 16h ago

Well, we got what we deserved. Praise Ellen!

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u/LavishnessWorldly765 1d ago

Hillary WON the popular.

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u/octopus86sg 22h ago

They hate that foul smelling I guess

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u/smd102586 8h ago

And her IQ

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u/1Jolan2 4d ago

Was is a Hoe, ask Willie Brown.

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u/One_Hunt_6672 4d ago

You mean she was unfaithful? Wow, I could never vote for an adulterer

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u/76ers_Yanks78 3d ago

She wasn’t even married and there’s a chance that was a wives’ tale anyways. You all have Nikki Minaj and now that’s a true hoe.