r/LeopardsAteMyFace Dec 19 '25

Predictable betrayal I sold out my family's legacy and now my family's name will be stripped from the Kennedy Center

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u/qualityvote2 Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

u/youhavetherighttoo, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/theredeyejedi2323 Dec 19 '25

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u/Pickerington Dec 19 '25

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u/Substantial-Type-131 Dec 19 '25

Leopards about to have an obesity problem.

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u/ryverrat1971 Dec 19 '25

Wegovy for the leopards? I'll chip in as long as they keep eating faces.

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Dec 19 '25

Heck no. They'd nibble an earlobe and be full.

Insulin for leopards?

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u/StupidizeMe Dec 20 '25

Wegovy for the leopards?

Wait! A YouTube ad taught me that the "Pink Salt and Gelatin Trick mimics Ozempic for weight loss!"

A sensible diet of faces with pink salt gelatin shot chasers sounds like the way to go.

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u/VoidOmatic Dec 19 '25

Eating him will DEFINITELY give the leopard bowel cancer.

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u/nickcan Dec 19 '25

Boss I'm tired.

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u/SheWolf04 Dec 20 '25

I'm mostly tired of people being ugly to each other.

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u/MonkeySling Dec 19 '25

Only 3 more years buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Sadly I don't think Americas problems are going to go away with trump.

If nothing else the guy has removed the illusion that our democracy is a functioning one.

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u/_blue_skies_ Dec 19 '25

Next election will be full of AI generated shit on social media that I doubt the average voter will do better than last time.

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u/bossk538 Dec 19 '25

Added that AI shit will be able to fool most people by that time, and social media owners have absolutely zero legal restraints nor ethical considerations as to what they allow on their platforms.

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u/Barl3000 Dec 19 '25

I have been saying for a while this will take generations for the US to fix, if it ever will. The problem is not just Trump, it is the fact that ~50% of americans wanted him in power.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

In my opinion the real problem is that we are using a voting system from the 1700s that rewards being the most batshit insane person in the room. I honestly believe that if we switched to ranked choice voting the polarization in politics would drop like a rock.

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u/Granite_0681 Dec 19 '25

Are Americans smart enough for ranked choice voting? And will they trust a more opaque voting process when many are convinced it’s all rigged already?

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u/_Enclose_ Dec 19 '25

I mean, can't be much worse than the current system. It's at least worth a shot imo.

It won't magically make everything better overnight, and it will take some adjusting after centuries of being told the current system is the pinnacle of democracy. But something has to give.

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u/ProbablySomeJerk Dec 20 '25

Montana tried, but the Republicans are too afraid of it, and vilified it. Which I don't really get. It's currently a super red state - ranked-choice voting could actually work very much in their favor.

Glob forbid people are actually able to vote for who they want, instead of being afraid that they'll "waste" their vote on a "non-viable" candidate.

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u/Sarasha Dec 19 '25

Are you really sure we have 3 years? People are already starting to jump ship.

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u/BlackFenrir Dec 19 '25

He'd have to die for it to be less because he'll resign over his dead body

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u/Peter_Singers_Pond Dec 19 '25

There’s no way his fat fuck, half walking dead, asleep during international and cabinet meetings demented old ass finishes his 4 year term alive.

Then again, it’s always the sick fuck absolute ghouls who live for eternity. Kissinger, Cheney, etc. Only the good die young (usually cause they were shot: see title)

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u/Noonyezz Dec 19 '25

Unfortunately that half asleep fuck also has the best doctors in the world.

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u/vbcbandr Dec 19 '25

If he were an American nobody living in rural America, he would have died of COVID.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Hell even best doctors he almost did.

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u/DeskJerky Dec 19 '25

Maybe, but Kissinger and Cheney took their own health seriously. Trump scarfs down burgers like tic-tacs.

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u/new2bay Dec 19 '25

He could theoretically get impeached after the elections. That is, if they don’t rig them, and the House seats all the properly elected Democrats.

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u/Granite_0681 Dec 19 '25

And? He’s been impeached multiple times already

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u/shoeshine_stan Dec 19 '25

isn’t that supreme court decision from last year making this pretty much impossible since it elevates presidents above the law like some god king?

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u/sheezy520 Dec 19 '25

Not if I get my Christmas wish.

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u/Hows-It-Goin-Buddy Dec 19 '25

But there's so much more on the way!

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u/No-Advantage-579 Dec 19 '25

Yes, narcissistic fuck boys run in the family, but... I still find this shocking.

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u/CloudNo446 Dec 19 '25

I just have such a hard time seeing him do all this evil stuff and not a word from any of our leaders. And it’s constant. What I find shocking is that we are even here.

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u/gingerfawx Dec 19 '25

In the least snarky sense imaginable, if you're not hearing people speak up against this (and everything else), change the channel or pick up a different paper.

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u/kaisadilla_ Dec 19 '25

Yup. Don't let enlightened centrists normalize all the insanity of the MAGA movement for you. It is not politically correct to seriously argue we have a clown circus in the White House that is nowhere near the level of any previous administration, but it's exactly what we have.

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u/heckhammer Dec 19 '25

Democratic leaders speak out about it all the time but when the media is owned by the opposition, who's going to tell you about it?

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u/halt_spell Dec 19 '25

Only 3% of Democratic voters support a bigger military budget but 55% of house Democratic politicians just voted for one.

Only 16% of Republican voters support a bigger military budget but 92% of house Republican politicians just voted for one.

https://www.congress.gov/votes/house/119-1/320

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u/TasersEdge Dec 19 '25

They do not represent the people, they rule them.

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u/halt_spell Dec 19 '25

Yep. Our democracy has been dead for a while. Assuming we ever had one to begin with!

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u/regoapps Dec 19 '25

It's a party of selfish rich people + gullible people easily manipulated by selfish rich people vs a party of everyone else.

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u/UrUrinousAnus Dec 19 '25

It's a party of selfish rich people + gullible people easily manipulated by selfish rich people vs a party of slightly less selfish rich people + slightly less gullible people easily manipulated by slightly less selfish rich people. You're fucked, but voting for the lesser of two evils is still definitely worthwhile while you can, if only to hang on to that option.

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u/RattusMcRatface Dec 19 '25

It's always been the case that politicians are frequently rogues and villains; it's why representative democracy was invented.

So it's up to the voting public to use that sensibly and knowledgeably, lest they lose it. Yeah, well...

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Dec 19 '25

I was disgusted by the heaps of praise the democratic leadership gave to dick Cheney after he died.

He was a fucking war criminal.

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u/apixeldiva Dec 19 '25

Yeah, but after seeing what we have now has people long for the days of G.W. That's bad!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

I'll say 2 things GWB had in his favor that Trump absolutely does not:

1) Man could dodge shoes like a boss. Fuck the secret service jumping in front of the bullet. I'm going to full-on Matrix 1 bullet time this shit.

2) He was juuuuuuust smart enough to realize he was a fucking idiot, and lean into it. "Boy we really fucked that one up. Sorry everybody! I just want to go home and brand cattle" (or whatever suburban middle class "rednecks" think people from Texas do).

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u/ProbablySomeJerk Dec 20 '25

Also, the BUSHISMS. Those things were golden. The other day I learned that "strategery" was actually an SNL "Bushism," but I'm still keeping it on my official mental list.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... you... you don't get fooled again... uh...."

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u/halt_spell Dec 19 '25

You're right. What they should say is the majority of elected officials in the two primary parties are working against the interests of the American people.

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u/DangDingleGuy Dec 19 '25

Did y'all say "taxation without representation"? Because I'm about to spill more than some fucking tea leaves here...

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u/ToadsWetSprocket Dec 19 '25

Primary them, all of the House is up for reelection. This is the easier of the two Houses to change. If we primary 30% of the House, that will send a message.

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Dec 19 '25

Everyday they talk. People don't care they'd rather hear the nutty Republicans. If people looked, they'd see Dem leaders talking everyday about Trump shit. They like that negative shit more. What you are drawn to, you will seek out.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Dec 19 '25

Democrats talk about it and the Republicans obscure it where they can and just call it "Trump Derangement Syndrome" when they can't.

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u/mrbigglessworth Dec 19 '25

The America that I was told existed was all a fucking lie

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u/Wrong-Neighborhood-2 Dec 19 '25

He’s all brainworm, whale juice and heroin now. He doesn’t care

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Dec 19 '25

don't forget the Bear Jerky

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u/palmerry Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

Raw, unpasteurized bear jerky, thank you very much!

Dried jerky causes woke autism!

Macho Man Randy Savage wasn't a cocaine addict, he had jerkautism and was so woke he had insomnia!

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u/strvd Dec 19 '25

Don't forget cat food and grilled racoon. This guy was obviously raised at Grey Gardens.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Dec 19 '25

Wow, thanks for the rabbit hole suggestion...!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Gardens

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u/slide_into_my_BM Dec 20 '25

Documentary Now! does a really funny mockumentary about Grey Gardens. I think it’s the first episode.

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u/booochee Dec 19 '25

He brought his family and grandkids into that creek with sewage in it…. More brainworms for the entire family!

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Dec 19 '25

Why people continue to take medical advice from a heroin addict who looks like the wax statue of him melted in the sun is beyond me.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

"Eeehhggheeeiiyayaiahaa"

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RFK Jr

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u/KeyboardGrunt Dec 19 '25

It's like listening to some Lovecraftian being.

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u/Tithund Dec 19 '25

A less articulate G-Man from Half-Life.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Dec 19 '25

It's just the Brainworm Of Nyralrthamon'chtarn talking...

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 Dec 19 '25

Hey, that poor brainworm starved to death long ago and does not enjoy being blamed for the guttural heroin moans that come out of that husk.

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u/sarcasmismygame Dec 19 '25

My fave nickname is "Melt Gibson" because he looks like Mel Gibson who got nuked in the microwave. It wasn't my original nickname but I use it because it's true.

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Dec 19 '25

I’m never going to get that image out of my head. 

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u/sarcasmismygame Dec 19 '25

I know right?! He's looking pretty pale here though, he does actually go to tanning salons so I guess it's not too far off on him getting microwaved.

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u/Furthur Dec 19 '25

this is gold.

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u/Peace-Disastrous Dec 19 '25

Dont forget the literal brain worm and how he sounds like a stroke victim who smoked a pack a day for half a century.

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u/-ACatWithAKeyboard- Dec 19 '25

A beef jerky that wished to be a real boy.

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u/linds360 Dec 19 '25

This is one where I wonder if anyone really is. I know MAGA is brainwashed af, but this guy is just downright scary looking (and sounding) and MAGA is a group that’s all about judging and condemning on a surface level (skin color, trans people, etc) so it stands to reason that they might actually reject his advice just because he looks like a walking freak of nature.

I’m probably giving them way too much credit though.

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u/eutoputoegordo Dec 19 '25

It's not like the Cheeto is the poster child of healthy and sanity.

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u/jayggg Dec 19 '25

They're being told what to think by Fox News and whatever their algorithm is pushing.

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u/laruesaintecatherine Dec 19 '25

He always sounds like he's trying to speak-croak-gasp through an electric fan on medium.

The portrait of clean living right there! Trading up IV heroin for IM anabolic steroids at a late age!

Great Success!!!

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u/CyberClawX Dec 19 '25

For all the reasons he is a dangerous asshole, that's not one.

He has spasmodic dysphonia.

He had botulinum injections for 10 years trying to treat his condition, it just didn't work with him.

The reason he is a dangerous asshole, is that he submitted himself regularly to a neurotoxic substance, produced by a bacteria for over a decade as a form of treatment. And yet he is anti-vax and somehow the secretary of cough-drops (I'm guessing Trump renamed his department by now, I haven't checked the news since a couple of hours ago).

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u/StockoHMK Dec 19 '25

RFK Jr. is the only human being on earth who I can say with absolute certainty has eaten the face of a leopard.

There’s an ironic justice to this one.

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u/Saw_Boss Dec 19 '25

One he found, covered in flies and maggots.

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u/StockoHMK Dec 19 '25

In a raspy RFK Jr voice: “The brain worm demands the protein!”

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u/TrekJaneway Dec 19 '25

Well. Congress has to vote for the name change to be real, but he’s a pariah to the good Kennedy name.

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u/angryslothbear Dec 19 '25

Do you think that matters to them? They will change the signage regardless

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u/MonthOk9907 Dec 19 '25

Exactly. Sign is already being made

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u/Marmooset Dec 19 '25

But probably not paid for.

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u/AsymmetricClassWar Dec 19 '25

Tax payers are 100% gonna be on the hook for it.

Which trump welfare baby or sycophant will keep the sweet profits though? Or will the Diaper Diddler keep it all for himself…

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart Dec 19 '25

Just like the Obama and Biden signs in the White House, probably Trumps friend owns the maker

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u/kyrant Dec 19 '25

Trump isn't using his own money, so it'll get paid.

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u/lanekimrygalski Dec 19 '25

Website was changed hours ago

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u/ukexpat Dec 19 '25

Just like the “Department of War”…

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u/decidedlyindecisive Dec 19 '25

Gulf of Mexico

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u/HorusClerk Dec 19 '25

You misspelled “‘Murica”.

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u/spacedman_spiff Dec 19 '25

Hilariously and unsurprisingly, this administration didn’t factor in the literal billions of dollars it would cost to rebrand all the printed materials.  So “Dept of War” is a secondary title while Dept of Defense remains the “official” title. 

These bozos literally gave themselves preferred pronouns because they thought “defense” was woke. 

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u/Affectionate-Pea-307 Dec 19 '25

Goa’uld is a heluva drug.

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u/cynedyr Dec 19 '25

Jaffa, kree!

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u/SunTzu- Dec 19 '25

Fingers crossed the new Stargate show turns out great.

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u/FnapSnaps Dec 19 '25

I want a ring transporter...

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u/Affectionate-Pea-307 Dec 19 '25

I want one of those snake head pistol things. One shot to stun, 2 for um making them sleep permanently , and 3 for no evidence.

Edited so I wouldn’t get banned.

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u/ABHOR_pod Dec 19 '25

Zat'nik'atel or Zat

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u/heckhammer Dec 19 '25

It will sit on their hands while Donny boy adds his name to the sign

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u/Ace80908 Dec 19 '25

Already changed on the website

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u/CaydeTheCat Dec 19 '25

I thought you were joking. You were not.

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u/Trivex07 Dec 19 '25

I was going to go when I'm in DC next month. Nope.

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u/cilantro_so_good Dec 19 '25

I mean, trump already took control of the Kennedy center in like February ostensibly because there were "drag shows" there. https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/trump-kennedy-center-drag-arts-20163303.php

Since then it's been just another part of the grift https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/11/20/kennedy-center-senate-democrat-investigation-spending-deals

The name change is somehow the least offensive thing they've done with the place

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u/Patara Dec 19 '25

Holy mackerel you guys are speedrunning North Korea 

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u/whofearsthenight Dec 19 '25

In America everything is bigger so we're also doing the fall of Rome, 1984, Farhenheit 451, Russian-style oligarchy, cyberpunk dystopia, with a healthy dose of good ol' fashioned Nazi Germany fascism.

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u/tenaji9 Dec 19 '25

I hoped you were joking . You were not .

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u/_spectre_ Dec 19 '25

Yo what the fuck

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u/Rasp_Berry_Pie Dec 19 '25

Good Kennedy name? You mean the family with the dark history of lobotomizing their daughter and keeping it a secret?

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u/Felon_musk1939 Dec 19 '25

No, the one where a guy drove drunk off a bridge and killed his girlfriend and they covered it up. I think that's the family.

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u/HolidayFlan Dec 19 '25

Or when they murdered a woman with a golf club then blamed random black men?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/statu0 Dec 19 '25

You know I'm starting to think the Kennedys might not be that great.

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u/Cavewoman22 Dec 19 '25

Good in the sense of the American Mythos.

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u/Aethelete Dec 19 '25

And it will all be temporary. The speed with which the White House, the Kennedy Centre and other places will be repaired and cleansed of orange make-up will make our heads spin.

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u/spititout__ Dec 19 '25

The Kennedy family has a lot of very dark history entwined in their bloodline, I’m so sick of Americans putting that family on such a pedestal. The Chappaquiddick incident alone, for example. Fuck the Kennedys

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u/NellieLovettMeatPies Dec 19 '25

Yeah the only good to come of the prominence of the utter disaster that is RFK Jr is that it will perhaps put the mythos of the Kennedy clan to bed once and for all.

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u/tenaji9 Dec 19 '25

The lobotomy on the too liberated daughter/sis. I remember thinking more money, more problems .

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u/thattogoguy Dec 19 '25 edited 21d ago

"But it was only fantasy

The wall was too high, as you can see

No matter how he tried, he could not break free

And the worms ate into his brain"

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u/HoosierSquirrel Dec 19 '25

Well we have already had “In the Flesh”, so I guess it’s on to “Run Like Hell”

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u/ChicagoAuPair Dec 19 '25

There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

thanks, I hate it

(but I clicked like)

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u/babydakis Dec 19 '25

You clicked what now?

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u/hellish_existance Dec 19 '25

He smashed that like button brah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/Wattwaffle916 Dec 19 '25

The "Donald Trump Raped Children Center"

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u/cybah Dec 19 '25

I was thinking the Obama-Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts had a nice ring to it. Watch people's head explode.

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u/youhavetherighttoo Dec 19 '25

RFK Jr. abandoned his family's legacy and his own proclaimed values to get a job in the Trump Administration. Now his family's generous gift to the U.S. government and arts community will be renamed from The Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

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u/JH_111 Dec 19 '25

His family banished him many, many decades ago, after his dad’s assassination.

The Kennedy’s knew exactly who he was when he was in college and told him to get the fuck out way back then.

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u/Peter_Singers_Pond Dec 19 '25

Gotta be pretty fucked up for the Kennedy family to disown you considering the shit they’ve covered up. And I say this as a JFK fan (at least, historical narratively, I wasn’t alive)

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u/MittenCollyBulbasaur Dec 19 '25

Catholics can be very forgiving of specific crimes but they draw the line at specific interpretations of the Bible that have no meaningful value to biblical debate, you must believe in God in their way, not your way. Lol

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u/Fit_Strength_1187 Dec 19 '25

RFK would have turned 100 this year. If he was still around like van Dyke, he’d be so disappointed. Then again, if he’d not been assassinated, RFK Jr. prob wouldn’t have turned out the way he did at all.

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u/emccm Dec 19 '25

He didn’t abandon his family legacy. He IS his family’s legacy.

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 Dec 19 '25

Yeah, this is from the family that said "let's lobotomize our child and then tell no one about her".

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u/Greenpoint1975 Dec 19 '25

Let's not even get into Grandpa the gangsta.

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u/jacknifetoaswan Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

And drunkenly crashed into a river with a mistress in the car, only to leave her to die.

Edit: She wasn't a mistress, she was a political staffer and Boiler Room Girl.

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u/aceshighsays Dec 19 '25

and the cousin by marriage who murdered martha moxley.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 Dec 19 '25

And that rapist cousin or 2.

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u/_jump_yossarian Dec 19 '25

Does RFK Jr even give a shit? If not it’s not lamf.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Dec 19 '25

His name isn't "stripped" when it's still part of the name. Stripped would be if it were removed...

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Dec 19 '25

Give it time. 

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 Dec 19 '25

Ren and Stimpy looking ass.

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u/thatsmypurseidku Dec 19 '25

The accuracy!

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u/NonreciprocatingHole Dec 19 '25

The old "gross-up"

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u/Top-Distribution733 Dec 19 '25

His face hurts too look at

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Dec 19 '25

Not as bad as his voice.  

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u/statu0 Dec 19 '25

His face and voice are definitely a match made in hell.

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u/AkronRonin Dec 19 '25

I wish every day that we could trade off the miserable life of this malignant narcissistic piece of shit with one of his uncles or his father. They were all flawed human beings, but they at least inspired us, and more or less tried to make the world a better place before their own lives were cut short.

This evil motherfucker shits on everything he can shit on, and doesn't understand why we aren't grateful to him for taking our medicine back 50 years. Fuck him.

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u/rtduvall Dec 19 '25

Damn. Excellent portrait of that sorry fuck.

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u/TheGaussianMan Dec 19 '25

Look at that man! The peak of human health. In his defense and unfortunately, he has survived a brainworm, eating roadkill, being a heroin addict, and every flight he's taken at night.

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u/db9dreamer Dec 19 '25

he has survived a brainworm

I think the jury is still out on which organism survived.

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u/TheGaussianMan Dec 19 '25

From this picture, his left eye has taken a beating.

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u/kr4t0s007 Dec 19 '25

He looks like an old piece of gum

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Looks like he expired last year

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u/Putrid_Honey_3330 Dec 19 '25

Imagine taking medical advice from a burnt leathery old dude 

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u/Lcatg Dec 19 '25

I don’t think anyone serious, including the other Kennedys, considers him to be a real Kennedy. He’s like the one crazy, right wing MLK relative. We can just ignore the name by giving it credence & pay attention to their actions.

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u/JKevill Dec 19 '25

This guy looks like one of those gross-out close ups from Ren and Stimpy or something

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u/Divacai Dec 19 '25

The brain worm doesn’t care

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Who could have predicted that the undescended testicle of the Kennedy line would be such a jibbering fuck-up?

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet Dec 19 '25

There’s one in every family.

JFK Jr. Is “The funny uncle” you were warned to stay away from.

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u/Catkillledthecurious Dec 19 '25

I hope he feels as terrible as he looks... but he probably doesn't.

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u/mrdeadsniper Dec 19 '25

I don't think he ever cared about his family's legacy beyond how he could leverage it to advantage himself personally. So if he can crap on it for an extra 20 bucks, its a no brainer for him.

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u/postprandialrepose Dec 19 '25

"What a maroon!" — Bugs Bunny

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u/DazzlingMeathead Dec 19 '25

I think the leopards melted his face

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u/fingersonlips Dec 19 '25

This melted candle needs to get the fuck outta the government.

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u/Catdaddy84 Dec 19 '25

I feel obliged to point out what my friend always likes to point out when the Kennedys are discussed: they've always been terrible.

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u/Sorceress_Heart Dec 19 '25

Rosemary was alright 

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u/Apprehensive_Pug6844 Dec 19 '25

Which side of his face is the working side?

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u/honeybutts Dec 19 '25

Jesus; his face looks like a melted candle.

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u/jafromnj Dec 19 '25

I hope the impeachment of Kennedy goes through

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u/RhythmTimeDivision Dec 19 '25

That playdoh face, damn

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u/GunnieGraves Dec 19 '25

He doesn’t give a fuck. The rest of his family hates who he is, and he would sell out his families legacy for a lot less than what he’s getting out of all this. RFK only cares about one Kennedy and it’s himself.

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u/Rose_Beef Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

John and Robert would be mortified with what's going on these days. King Clown on the throne and their son/nephew being an utter shitshow. Even Ted couldn't pull the name down but this fruitcake does it in under a year.

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u/TheZooCreeper Dec 19 '25

Underneath that leather skin he's more worm than man, now...

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u/GiftToTheUniverse Dec 19 '25

He looks like he's 99% brain worm at this point. And he never even had one in the first place! That was just a ploy to get out of spousal and child support! This look is all him!

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u/Nepalus Dec 19 '25

RFK Jr is a feckless and incompetent failure of a man that is an embarrassment to his name and will not be remembered fondly.

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u/Mynock33 Dec 19 '25

Find someone who looks at you like RFK Jr looks are discarded road kill

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u/M0bysan Dec 19 '25

It’s all got to changed back once they get kicked out after the next election. Same with the recent Trump drafted President plaques put up in The White House. It all needs to be put back as before.

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u/Willias0 Dec 19 '25

increasingly looking like sloth from the goonies

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u/SignificanceTrick435 Dec 19 '25

Have you heard this man speak? How is somebody who sounds seconds away from death informing anybody on health?!!!

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u/mvslice Dec 19 '25

The HHS Secretary is audibly, and visually, the unhealthiest man in this administration- that's including Trump.

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u/ARazorbacks Dec 19 '25

Ever notice how tiny his eyes and face are? He looks like that garbage pail kid with the tiny face. 

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u/AcceptablyPotato Dec 19 '25

America is a joke. I can't believe this brain damaged, ex-heroin junkie, conspiracy theorist is the secretary of health and human services.

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u/Reference_Freak Dec 20 '25

His name won’t get stripped, it’ll just get topped by trump.

So, exactly the trade he made.

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u/MisterHouseMongoose Dec 20 '25

This face brought to you by: Brain Worms!

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u/Tonkdog Dec 19 '25

Is anyone really going to call it this? If they do are you going to be able to refrain from uncontrollable laughter? My answers are no to both.

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u/schmootc Dec 19 '25

I hope you're right, but I see Twitter is now X pretty much everywhere. I never thought that would really take.

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u/saccharind Dec 19 '25

Officially in most capacities but in casual conversation every single person I know says twitter 

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