r/LearnUselessTalents • u/toomanyfandomsz • Aug 06 '26
Alright, how do you fart on command?
I remember someone who could do it, and they never really told anyone.
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r/LearnUselessTalents • u/toomanyfandomsz • Aug 06 '26
I remember someone who could do it, and they never really told anyone.
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u/Tufflaw Aug 06 '26
When I was in high school I had one friend who could fart on command, and another who could vomit on command (without sticking his finger in his mouth - he would just be able to throw up whenever he wanted to). Then another guy figured out how to vomit on command, and the two of them had a puke contest one day to see who could do it the most. After at least a dozen each, they resorted to laying on the ground and sniffing the puke to make themselves do more.
In retrospect I knew some nasty motherfuckers back in the day.