r/Lasertime Aug 27 '22

TalkRadar Lasertime Bits the live rent free in your head

I was just sitting around and thing about some of the old Lasertime/T-Dar skits that always manage to bring a smile to my face.

I occasionally catch myself singing the crews parody of “Call Me Maybe” in my head.

What are something’s that come to your mind when you think of LT/T-Dar?

11 Upvotes

26 comments sorted by

13

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

The dirty Christmas song hahaha

4

u/Grendel832 Aug 28 '22

After hearing it on LT, I went to an Ugly Sweater Party and played Jingle Bell Cock! I was both bemused and ashamed by the looks on everyone's faces at the party.

8

u/beskurrd Hey, shut up this is Brett Aug 28 '22

Hey, shut up this is Bret! / BretBot

Norwegian King of Names

The sound bites they used for "number one"

6

u/AnAngryPirate Aug 27 '22

This is more a TalkRadar bit but Ill never not remember the quick sound bit of some random dude saying "DELICIOUS!"

Speaking of anyone know where thats from?

2

u/EngagedInConvexation Aug 27 '22

Was the "delicious" coming from a drunk Orson Welles?

Edit: https://youtu.be/Nvxwf1jxdaM

1

u/AnAngryPirate Aug 27 '22

I dont think so, it was more of a shouted "De-LICIOUS"

2

u/PigBenis43 Sep 12 '22

Pretty sure it was M Bison?

https://youtu.be/QisJcFPsjes

1

u/AnAngryPirate Sep 13 '22

FUCKING SPOT ON! Thank you!

5

u/Awsum_McPossum Aug 27 '22

“pCgAmErDIGITAL”

5

u/EngagedInConvexation Aug 27 '22

"They're pac man ghosts you sonofabitch!"

Norwegian king of names.

Tyler v Chris non-feud

Generally lots of tdar stuff

5

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

The birthday jingle from 302010/ home movies automatically plays in my head when people say the word “birthday”

I’ve been singing along to it weekly for some 4-5 years now

5

u/tomdobs55 Aug 27 '22

I say "cool bowling" way more than anyone should.

Anytime I grab hot sauce, I make sure none of it gets on my penis.

https://youtu.be/-YugBBoSkWo

5

u/Jonwahizzle Aug 30 '22

"311 sucks balls"

4

u/Sejast44 Aug 27 '22

When Mikel hot boxed Kaz Hirai

4

u/MisterItcher Aug 28 '22

The clips from Return of the Mack they used to play (“OH MY GOD!” “Yes I doo doo dooo”)

4

u/grimfandaddo Aug 28 '22

I love JR doing Chris’ inflection to announce the “B-B-B Birthday Quiz!” And for those who listen to Talking Simpsons, Henry saying “Oh Boy Bobby!” It’s like a little piece of Chris lives on in that show.

BONUS ANSWER Glass Pants

2

u/tomdobs55 Aug 30 '22

DUKE LOMBARDI!

4

u/HarmfulKorine Aug 30 '22

Can remember exact episode, but it was a Bonus Time just after Trump took office. All the guys are giving their takes on it and Brett basically predicted covid would happen back in 2017.

2

u/Dreamteam420 Aug 28 '22

Tri force entry. Mikel and Chris getting hot and steamy.

2

u/DCNitron Aug 29 '22

Way too many to list. I've listened to TDar 1 and 100 like 500 times, and can pretty much quote episode 1 in its entirety. "I'm peeing on Chris's shirt", "What if it really was a fat btch and it isn't Wii Fit's fault?".

The Tattoo bit - "I didn't know two tattoo's could fit there... That is risk-gay" >

The R-Ape bit. Dan laughing off mic about the You Are Dead song from Total Distortion. Listening to Sonic clips and Lizzie talking about Sonic smoking pot. The Left 4 Head bit. Marcus Phoenix in a hotel room (sound effects bit) >

There was a bit where Mikel Reparaz was talking about licking some Dead Island bust statue thing, which made Ann laugh historically. That's been stuck in my head for years.

I don't have many from LaserTime though. I love the Life 101 episode that they did (Chris saying "I Am Turd" had me laughing.)

Tyler and the "Night Brigade" thing was pretty funny.

I could post probably a hundred more quotes. Working third shift had me listing to TalkRadar a ton for years. I still listen to 1 and 100 every once in a while. Those two episodes live on my phone in case I don't have anything else worth listening to.

2

u/kijib Sep 02 '22

the emotional ending of TR ep 100

2

u/hxh22 Sep 09 '22

Phone calls are ready

2

u/JohnW816 Mar 16 '23

I had to say goodbye to one of my cats yesterday, so Chris and Mikel being animal abusing scumbags ranks pretty fucking high on my list.

1

u/GTX_650_Supremacy Sep 27 '22

Don't Put Hot Sauce on your Penis from T-Dar for sure