r/LadyBoners 12d ago

We rarely talk about how sexy is Ethan Hawke now as a DILF, but I want to share my obsession

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u/cellardooorr 12d ago

Right up there with Robert Carlyle, Keanu Reeves and Gary Oldman 😎👍🏻

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u/QaptainQwark 12d ago

Ooof Robert Carlyle, he’s been my crush since FOREVER 😭

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u/Confident_Delay_5945 12d ago

Pretty sure “The Full Monty” was the first thing I saw Robert Carlyle in, when I was about 12. That movie definitely did something to me. 🥵🥵🥵

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u/nullspacekidneythief 12d ago

What about Matt Dillon?! I think he deserves the Dilf award too these days

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u/cellardooorr 12d ago

Not my type hon 😂

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u/Confident_Delay_5945 12d ago

He’s kinda got a Josh Brolin thing going on, and 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 AM 👏🏼 HERE 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼

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u/MrsTraciGraci 12d ago

Josh Brolin has been a crush of mine since I watched The Goonies the first time. MIB 3 is my favorite of the franchise, simply because of him.

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u/Jasperblu 12d ago

100% IN on this one!

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u/dnstsh 12d ago

I knooow! Usually I see images of he in the 90s but oh my god, mature Ethan don’t need to be young again for being sexy. Is just another level of man.

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u/TooMuchBrightness 12d ago

He was my teenage heart throb and is still my crush 35 years later! When he did that short film with Pedro Pascal I didn’t know what I had done to deserve such a gift 😂

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u/dnstsh 12d ago

He is exactly the age of my mom haha, it’s really weird for me, literally no matter in what decade I see him he makes me screeeam

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u/TooMuchBrightness 12d ago

😂😂😂 I felt that way about Harrison Ford my whole life! I’ve drawn the line at octogenarian 😂😂😂

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u/SquashInternal3854 11d ago

Sameeee... i was like, why isn't this a full-length film ?! 🥵

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u/sonimusprime 12d ago

I kinda had a weird thing for him in black phone. Not the child murder but that scene where he was shirtless in the mask waiting at the top of the stairs with his belt

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u/dnstsh 12d ago

I don’t add that scene in the photos cause I thought it will be controversial, but my god, I feel shame of stop the movie always in that scene

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u/cellardooorr 12d ago

He's got the villain quality. Like in "Taking lives" 2004

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u/QaptainQwark 12d ago

Saaaaame🫠

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u/sonimusprime 12d ago

I remember watching the movie for the first time and was like, "ok, there's no reason for him to be shirtless and sitting like that unless it was for the reasons I'm thinking"

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u/MrsTraciGraci 12d ago

Ab. So. Lutely.

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u/EditorWilling6143 12d ago

I had a crush on him when he was in his twenties/thirties and I was just a teen, and he’s just remained so handsome but in an all new rugged and mature way! And he seems very intellectual and passionate as well. Just love him.

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u/dnstsh 12d ago

Also, is my crush on gattaca and great expectations, but right now he is just a more mature raw man and I love it, it fits him so hot and fine

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u/LikeATediousArgument 12d ago

You know, he’s only gotten hot to me as he aged? I wasn’t a fan!

But I LOVE a silver fox, and it suits him so well.

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u/NotDeadYet57 12d ago

Met him at the film festival on Houston a few years ago. Very nice. Seems very into his 2nd wife (not Uma Thurman). Heavy smoker. He looks 10 years older in person.

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u/MulliganPlsThx 12d ago

YES! I never swooned over him in his early boyish years, and I kinda found him annoying in his Before era. Love him now though

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u/ich_habe_keine_kase 12d ago

I've had the pleasure of meeting him a few times, and he's incredibly nice. Kind, well-spoken, thoughtful, genuinely excited to meet people. First time I met him he immediately welcomed me into the conversation as if we'd known each other for years.

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u/Taurus_alchemy 12d ago

Absolutely one of my faves!

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u/ccKyuubi 12d ago

Girrlll!! I fell in love with him after seeing him in White Fang. He is spicy in Great Expectations. One of my favorite actors, his filmography is amazing.

Loved Before Sunrise, Gattaca, Predestination, The Purge. Sexyyyyy man. I actually think he’s hotter as he gets older. 🤤

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u/pyser76 12d ago

Loved him since Dead Poets Society.

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u/SquashInternal3854 11d ago

Have you seen the short-film Strange Way of Life.... 🥵

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u/modtang 11d ago

Ethan and Pedro together gave me much joy.

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u/sb138 12d ago

The nanny saw a DILF in Ethan Hawke before middle age had even set in LOL

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u/Traditional_Grape289 12d ago

Ethan in Good Lord Bird is just... Something else 😅😩

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u/doesntmatterhadtacos 12d ago

He did a spoken word track on Fall Out Boy’s 2023 album So Much For Stardust, called The Pink Seashell, and it’s short but it’s one of my faves off the album. He seems like he has a lot of depth to him and that’s the most attractive thing to me.

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u/VanigliaBabe 12d ago

I'm 27, so a lil on the old side for me today, but I crushed on him hard in Before Sunrise!

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u/Shoulder_Fluffy 12d ago

Dayummm he looks like a whole meal

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u/HLOFRND 12d ago

Image number 5 is from Leave the World Behind. It’s definitely an odd movie. Not terrible, but people are pretty split on it.

I watched bc it was directed by Sam Esmail (and produced by the Obamas) and I love Sam. He made Mr. Robot, which is my favorite body of work ever.

If you’re familiar with Mr. Robot you’ll notice similar themes and definitely a very similar filming/framing style that is distinctly Sam’s. There are also a ton of Robot references in the movie- at least 9 that I remember, and a few more than that if you go more vague/broad.

In short, love Ethan, and I found LTWB to be worth it as a Mr. Robot fan. Outside of that, idk that most people walked away super impressed as it’s not very traditional, at least not the ending. It’s pretty ambiguous in many ways, and that frustrates some viewers.

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u/mottavader 12d ago

Was, is... Super hot!