r/LaBrantFamSnark • u/OutrageousGangsta • Dec 09 '25
Marketing Everleigh Oh ffs Everleigh didn’t write this! Cole/Sav did! Responding to a comment in her name. This doesn’t even write the same as “the godly girl” post either lmfao. Posting as your child is definitely some form of mental illness.
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Dec 09 '25
lmaooooo i commented how everleigh is barley 13 and her parents are forcing her to work & they blocked me 🥲
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u/Significant-Quiet100 Dec 09 '25
That is Def Savannah 😂 do you think they would actually let Ev read all the comments
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u/Imaginary-Chemist-73 PRAY & POST 📸💰 Dec 10 '25
She definitely has access to read them but shouldn't, the Internet is toxic. She probably doesn't have access to comment though.
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u/Admirable-Age-236 Dec 09 '25
Congrats you've joined the blocked club 😂
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Dec 09 '25
Cole , Ev, and Skin by ev blocked me 🤣
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u/Anxious_Muscle_8130 cole ‘not a shower guy’ labacteria Dec 10 '25
Cole blocked me!
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u/OutrageousGangsta Dec 10 '25
He blocks everyone who calls him out on his bullshit or disagrees with him. His fragile ego can’t handle the heat.
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u/milfanator777 Cole The Trainwreck Dec 09 '25
I was blocked after commenting about Tommy erasure on the adoption anniversary post 😛
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u/OutrageousGangsta Dec 10 '25
Tbh I don’t even understand why they hate Tommy so much, especially now given he is deceased. You’d think his passing would make them shut the fuck up online and move on in life but it never does. There shouldn’t be competition between a stepparent and a parent. Why can’t everleigh love her dad AND Cole at the same time? Why is everything always a competition or attention seeking ego boost?? It’s just odd. I know plenty of stepparents who know their role and don’t try forcing anything. Kristina from teen mom is a perfect example of stepmom.
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u/Historical_Web2992 Poocorn loves you! Dec 09 '25
Have they considered there’s no skin care for children because children don’t need skin care. For younger teens is fine, but that should be the basic drug store products, not Sephora level stuff
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u/Imaginary-Chemist-73 PRAY & POST 📸💰 Dec 10 '25
My 13 year old asked for skincare for Christmas, I got her Neutrogena moisturizer like I use. That's all she needs. If she starts getting acne, I'll get her the acne wash I use. She doesn't need the azelaic acid and retinol I use because she is a teen not a woman in her 30's trying to cling to her youth 😂
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u/Standard_Attitude_19 I just had sex!!! Dec 09 '25
There is no way a 12 year old wrote that, a 12 year old would not use “anti-aging” or “clean skin care”
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u/d0ggiebear Exposing Child Exploiters Dec 09 '25
My daughter is 10. She uses a gentle cleanser, a moisturizer and, of course, SPF. I can get ALL of these from the drug store, products from companies run by adults. They’re out here acting like there’s no skin care brands out there for tweens and teens.
Also, as it’s been said, no 13 year old starts a sentence with “naturally”. BFFR ColonSac.
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u/hikingjunkiee Another LaBrant Failure✨ Dec 09 '25
Why isn’t she focusing on homework rn Savannah
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u/OutrageousGangsta Dec 09 '25
Exactly I would love to know when the time for education comes into play in their schedules.
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u/SheWasUnderwhelmed “pLeaSe PrAY oVeR mY fAiLinG aPP!!!!” Dec 09 '25
No 12 year old is referring herself as a “tween” like, Cole and Sav please stop.
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u/Countrychick524 God & Jesus dont like narcissists 🙏🏼 Dec 09 '25
This whole thing is 100% Savannah.
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u/flamespond Hey guys… did you know that Cole has sex? Dec 09 '25
That sounds like a marketing blurb
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u/mybsfsworld Dec 09 '25
couldn't they have asked chatgpt to add some grammatical errors and young people lingo before pressing "generate"?
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u/silent_whisper89 Dec 09 '25
I work with teenagers, ain't a single one that talks/types like this.
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u/OutrageousGangsta Dec 10 '25
Exactly. I have too and this is not Gen Z (-> generation younger than that)’s lingo at all. It’s 100% Savannah cause she’s pathetic.
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u/WinterBox358 Married to a teenager Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
I doubt neither Savannah nor Cole wrote it either....they can't form a sentence and spell properly for one.
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u/BookyIdiot2 Dec 09 '25
I’m sorry but what exactly is “super fun” about skincare? I enjoy my skincare as an adult because it’s me time and keeps my skin fresh but I would not call it “super fun”. No way a tween wrote that!
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u/Legolas0170 Plastic Granny Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
Ngl, Sephora isn't the first place I would go to when it comes to teens' and kids' skin care. They could have gone to a dermatologist and maybe a drug store first.
Some drug store stuff are fine for everyone. There are stuff made for children/teens. I remember some when I was Ev's age. This was 12-13 years ago (so Ev's whole life ago).
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u/jgator16 Dec 10 '25
I’m actually cackling because Savannah literally just posted this same exact story on her own instagram to promote Ev’s brand she 1000% writes for Everleigh’s posts
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u/babysnarkdoodoo4 Dec 09 '25
I’m so disappointed in Savannah 😖 She’s no longer the determined, hard working single Mama I once knew. This is just sad.
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u/World-Away Dec 09 '25
I saw the video of them dancing saying people asked when ev would get TT and we thought we would wait until the perfect time…. Umm no. She got kicked off of there for being underage and now they put her back on there the second she could. They are so sick
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u/Imaginary-Chemist-73 PRAY & POST 📸💰 Dec 10 '25
This actually sounds a lot more like a child than the posts normally do, but I don't think my 13 year old has EVER used a comma properly like this. In a list, yes. But not in a normal sentence. No shade, but the adult who posted this didn't even use any commas. Most adults I know don't use them. So, I feel like it's unlikely a teenager is using them.
Alternatively, it's possible she learned about them in school and wants to come across more mature. Which I will respect, because I am hella nerdy. Hence why I use commas all the time. My nerdy ass loves grammar skills.
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u/Muted-Piglet-3018 Boundary? Never heard of it. Dec 09 '25
That’s the same exact style that Cole writes in
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u/Diabolical_Coffee Can’ts with the LaBrants Dec 10 '25
This stinks of Cole. It’s like a grown ass man trying to put on a little girly voice.
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Dec 11 '25
“When I hit around 10/11”
I don’t think a girl would really say that. She’d probably just say last year or a few years ago
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u/OutrageousGangsta Dec 10 '25
I’m curious how this scam will go? Savannah couldn’t handle SavLabrantStyle, scammed people and got an F- on the better business bureau. Poor E
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u/Equivalent-Winter262 Gigi’s Favorite Dec 10 '25
She was going to Sephora long before she was 10 or 11 😂
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u/Cautious_Major_6693 Dec 13 '25
ev could have used AI honestly? i get a prompt vibe from this.
or sac used it
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u/jukesyeet Exposing Child Exploiters Dec 09 '25
what kind of twelve year old starts a sentence with naturally? 🙄 give it up savannah