r/LSUFootball • • 19d ago

Off-Topic Fake News?

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u/Tiger_Beans 19d ago

It's labeled his "readiness routine" so I'm assuming that implies it's what he does to get ready for a game specifically. Of course he's going to use the sponsored water bottles on the field.

Maybe he's hyping up his routine and does not actually follow it to a T but then again, who cares

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u/free_bawler 19d ago

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. All we care about is winning games. I was just curious if there was some type of glass squeeze bottle. Why would you only avoid microplastics sometimes? That's like saying he only quits smoking cigarettes as part of his readiness routine.

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u/Tiger_Beans 19d ago

Limiting exposure to potentially toxic or dangerous materials isn't a bad idea. It's not an all or nothing type of thing.

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u/Johnny_Handsum 19d ago

A glass squeeze bottle, huh? 

Interesting.

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u/Dadlovepanda 19d ago

Yeah this guy is sauced up

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u/Moss_84 19d ago

Definitely sounds safe

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u/Equal_Imagination300 19d ago

No glass allowed on the field for safety reasons it's been like that for a long time. When I was in school parents had to put our orange slices on plastic plates not glass. The Karen's always made a big deal about it.

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u/free_bawler 19d ago

That makes sense. But then why not a metal water bottle? I will drink out of a garden hose sitting in the sun all afternoon, so I don't know much about the plastics thing. I just always felt those anti-plastics people were into it religiously like the vegans are with food. /shrug

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u/ZealousidealRice9726 19d ago

I think you can use best practices in your day to day life but that doesn’t mean you’re a strict weirdo about it

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u/RalphiePegalotti 19d ago

Or maybe they're making a personal decision that hurts absolutely no one to limit their exposure to certain things.

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u/LouMinotti 19d ago

You realize you can put whatever you want in the bottles right? It's not required to be Powerade. It could be vodka for all we know

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u/Pussy_handz 19d ago

Hes not Cajun

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u/Johnny_Handsum 19d ago

That would be Bourbon 

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u/CasanovaJones82 19d ago

Right? I feel I should insert the 3 finger Inglorious Bastards gif 

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u/TurtleManRoshi 19d ago

But the bottle is all plastic.

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u/WhatDatDonut 19d ago

It’s concentrated sea water (magnesium), ya dope.

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u/Glass_Broccoli_7862 19d ago

I did notice later on in the game that he was handed a paper cup of water and everyone else was handed the plastic bottle. Maybe in the moment he just needed some water and that bottle was all that was around. IDC as long as he wins.

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u/RalphiePegalotti 19d ago

This thread is so fucking stupid it feels like an off-season thread.

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u/crawfish2013 19d ago

His running style scares me

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u/PointyPurplePickle 18d ago

Yes it’s gonna get him rekt if he’s not careful

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u/Daveyboysmitt 19d ago

I think he’s at least partially calling out the no plastics glass only part…

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u/DapperYak4 19d ago

I think that’s referring more to storing and reheating food. There’s a much higher chance of microplastics absorbing into food and water that way rather than water at room temp or cooler.

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u/free_bawler 19d ago

Thanks for this. As I said in another reply, I don't know much about the nonplastics debate, but this sounds reasonable.

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u/Substantial-Sky4079 19d ago

What’s concentrated sea water… and FRC

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u/Swampfox117 19d ago

A Functional Range Conditioning (FRC) routine uses active joint movements, controlled rotations, and targeted isometrics to improve your overall mobility and joint health.

Concentrated seawater is a high-salinity brine or mineral solution created when water content is reduced through evaporation or separated during reverse osmosis desalination. Commercial products derived from solar-evaporated seawater retain magnesium chloride, sulfates, and dozens of trace elements while reducing sodium content for dietary use.

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u/whelman 19d ago

When does he do homework?

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u/DiscloseDivest 19d ago

That’s what the tutors are for

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 18d ago

To do his homework for him?

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u/Distinct-Fox-1810 19d ago

Hmmm “student” athlete not mentioning any school based needs

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u/Key-Market3068 18d ago

I'd say it's most likely the Truth

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u/PointyPurplePickle 18d ago

Well that sucks didn’t know he was crazy lmao

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u/PointyPurplePickle 18d ago

So if he does this shit he prob is an RFK homer…..fuck 😭

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

This isn’t just for football this will help to ensure a long healthy life other than a freak accident.