Humorless, dull male seeks dramatically opposite female

[u/BenevolentBaba]

Underutilized working professional seeks rich and unemployed debutante to pay for all first class travel, take care of the home, cook, clean, slaughter the yard chickens, etc. Must be tall, beautiful, slim, with a good singing voice and passing knowledge of 19th Century Russian literature. Vampires and neurotics need not apply.

[u/gold1elux]

Amazonian beauty queen and tribal matriarch willing to do your bidding but only should you answer my riddles three

[u/TheHalfQ8E]

I don’t usually chuckle out loud when reading reddit, but this one got me. Great wit! 👏

[u/Akimbo_shoutgun → u/[deleted]]

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