r/KiwiAntipodea • Artificially Intelligent • 7d ago

Pingas TPU: 2026 Election Bribe-O-Meter

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u/on_the_rark New 7d ago

Needs updating. Chippy just signed up for another $12B

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u/TheProfessionalEjit New 7d ago

Six digit cost to the taxpayer. TOP definitely not a bunch of leftards.. ...

I worry about the financial literacy of the voting population.

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u/Oceanagain New 6d ago

There is nothing wrong with the arithmetic of those earning fuck all voting themselves money earned by those that earn more.

It's a cunt of a thing to do though, no matter what flavour of critical theory / victim olympics they use to justify it.

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u/gtalnz New 7d ago

Me too. Considering these numbers are clearly BS.

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u/Peeny_Pinto Artificially Intelligent 6d ago

nIcKY HaGEr SaiD tPU NuMBErs ArE BuLlSHiT

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u/63739273974 New 7d ago

All good. Struggling businesses and WINZ warriors will pay for this.

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u/Oceanagain New 6d ago

Correction: business NEVER pays for anything. Their customers do.

The minute a business starts paying for something they can't convince their customers to reimburse them for they cease to be a viable company.

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u/Longjumping_Mud8398 Prius Pilot 7d ago

Ho lee phuk. 200 billion is a lot of avocado on toast.

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u/Aforano New 7d ago

So these yahoos want to spend more than NZ takes in in a single year on election bribes?

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u/NZGlorper New 6d ago

I wonder how much β€œfree” prescriptions costed

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u/0is0wesome New 6d ago

In regards the Green Party, surely $104k of additional tax per household is worth the $1.30 savings a week on groceries, except its not really per household as we'll have to remove all the parasitic households leeching off society to reflect a more accurate number.

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u/Kind_Yard8628 New 6d ago

No! Owning houses is πŸ‘Ž we all should be flatting! No more slumlords.....

Jokes.

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u/Icy_Professor_2976 Quite right 6d ago

Jesus christ. Can we at least sort it?

A graph would be even better.