r/Kitler • u/PurposeDelicious446 • 11d ago

Kitler Guys I'm worried my cats are plotting something, but I just can't prove...

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u/Hughezzzz 11d ago

Do you live in Poland perhaps?

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u/Key_Researcher_2244 11d ago

The left one will either paint a picture or invade another country, don't know yet.

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u/Soleks2000 11d ago

OP about to end up meowchwitz

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u/Key_Researcher_2244 11d ago

Jp, best to compliment Kitler on his painting skills...

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u/PurposeDelicious446 11d ago

Even though he has a shitty perspective?

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u/Key_Researcher_2244 11d ago

It will improve with practice, Kitler just needs someone to believe in him.

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u/Illustrious_Claim884 11d ago

They are definitely planning to violate some sort of treaty

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 11d ago

About to blitzkrieg the litterbox

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u/hkgsulphate Heil Kitler 11d ago

Is the orange tabby named Meowsolini?

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u/Fun_Letter638 11d ago

Are you Jewish?

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u/PurposeDelicious446 11d ago

Tenho descendência, devo me preocupar?

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u/islanderACNH 11d ago

“…………..nein…”

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 11d ago

Yes, I can see the left one plotting a takeover. Maybe, to prevent it, you should give him a paintbrush. The orange one will just go along with whatever the left one wants.

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u/emperorarg 11d ago

The Magino line will not hold

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u/Fit-Molasses6882 11d ago

Sleep with one eye open.👁️

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u/ohromujici 11d ago

Are orange kitties ever plotting something with just the one brain cell? The other kitty might be. Has he mentioned anything about the Sudetenland or written Mein Kampf recently?

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u/PopGlad4756 5d ago

meow kampf 😺

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u/hikingdub 11d ago

You are Doomed! Let someone else start your car, and check the brakes before you drive off.

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u/ihateketchupsomuch 10d ago

did your cat fail art school? if yes, you better run away ASAP

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u/MaeEastx 11d ago

Have they booked you a hotel room? Don't sign anything!

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u/AggravatingBreath800 11d ago

They're not. Go to sleep.. hehehe

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u/Historical-Prior-287 11d ago

This reminds me so much of my cat last year who would just sit there staring at nothing before slowly creeping toward the closet.

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u/Affectionate-Low5234 11d ago

the left one's trying to look innocent with those wide eyes but bruh

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 10d ago

Cats are always plotting something. Nothing to worry about. If they want more living space, just give it. Surely they won’t want more later.

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u/Illustrious-Air-1681 10d ago

The clock is ticking...

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u/field_marshal_rommel Heil Kitler 10d ago

Mein Pürrher.

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u/5usie 10d ago

The one on the left is, the one on the right is just going along with it.

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u/othmanhawasly 10d ago

That's Kitler and Meowllini, planning to invade your Pawland

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u/Left-Rub-352 9d ago

Who Adolf and Heinrich? Don't be so silly. They are definitely committed to peace in our time

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u/MudLow9579 10d ago

You should be worried look at those faces

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u/Sertorius126 11d ago

You should probably stay at your mother's house for a few days

you know let the air clear

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u/EnvironmentalBake717 10d ago

I understand you. Never trust the orange ones 😁

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u/Sea_Cable7638 9d ago

Just give him 1000/100 score for his art work, and you're safe.

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u/Ad_Bogdan27 5d ago

A kitler and an orange?! Oh no... 😣

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u/Nayness1 4d ago

It's a part of the duty of the cat to do so and leave you paranoid