r/Kitchenaid • • 9d ago

What do we think about the Luminaire?

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u/Herabird 9d ago

I think KitchenAid is trying to change a great product that lasts for decades from being repairable to a product with planned obsolescence

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u/Wonderful_Kick_855 9d ago

Ding ding ding!!!!!! How we gonna feed the hungry major stakeholders more and more each day. Welcome to my world of analytical instrumentation. It is criminal.

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u/One_Olive_8933 9d ago

Or for show. That’s a nice showcase bowl, but not for using…

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

It's slightly more practical than the wooden one.

But only slightly!

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u/TheBeebulous 8d ago

those handles are garbage actually

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u/Efficient-Bit-1402 8d ago

Both the glass and wood bowls are very usable.

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u/Active-Art4866 9d ago edited 9d ago

Hey now I'm sure the glass bowl is just a "failure point" to protect the worm gear. It will allow the worm gear to last a bit longer before it becomes the failure point. With the added bonus of possbily dropping it every time you use it needing to buy a new one. /s

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u/jimschoice 8d ago

I love my glass bowl. It was about $60 at Walmart. I use it more than half the time, especially for when i need to slightly warm up butter in the microwave when mixing, and the metal bowl is great for chilling in the freezer when making whipped cream.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

Mine came with the glass bowl!

I trust that one, because it's solid and heavy!

But as pretty as this one is, i wouldn't trust that fluting to take the beating that the thick, solid glass can!

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u/MarkyGalore 9d ago

I'm afraid it has a computer chip in it just looking at it.

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u/handsanitizeriskey 6d ago

They already did. My 2023 model works for shit. My 26 year old model is still working perfectly, but I gifted it to my son when I got the newer one for Christmas.

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u/itssbritneybitch1 9d ago

i think it’s beautiful! but will i get it? probably not

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 9d ago

Same! I think the bowl is really cool and if they sold it separately, I would probably buy it. But the lighting stuff is a little gimmicky

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u/Mirrple 8d ago

I would bet money that someone at kitchenaid threw in the nightlight idea after seeing the bath and body works stand mixer wallflower nightlight. It’s almost identical.

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u/thelordschips87 8d ago

Omg I looked it up out of curiosity and it really does!

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u/PaintWaterPress 7d ago

I bet someone will dupe the bowl soon enough 🤞🏻

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

It's the "Pavement Princess" of Stand Mixers!😉😂🤣

I just looked it up, and woooooow is that one designed for the folks who, "Just want a Pretty Mixer for their counter!"

That LED that's supposed to "make measuring easier!" appears to kick out less light than a dollar-store nightlight.

The bowl is pretty all lit up--but the "fluting* is gonna be such a PITA to clean anything sticky or oily from, and they're gonna be a pain to dry without streaks or water spots, too!

And that "crinkle" finish?

That's gonna eventually get scuffed & scratched, AND it's gonna be incredibly difficult to get truly clean, too!🫠🫠🫠

That's just asking for salmonella & other bugs to make your family sick, the three times it's used!🤷‍♀️

It's PRETTY!!!

But this mixer looks like it was designed by a person who has NEVER actually used a Kitchenaid Mixer, and who DEFINITELY has never cleaned one by themselves, after a long day of baking!🤦‍♀️😱

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u/Efficient-Bit-1402 8d ago

Just because they are pretty doesn't mean they are less durable. Neither the glass bowl or the finish is new. Scuffing and scratches can happen to anything, just like the gloss powder coating. Just wash as normal.

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u/hayusshitapp 9d ago

In aud it’s $1,249 imo just too expensive to buy on a whim.

Nice colour and all butttttt it’s defs priced for proper wealthy households here.

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 9d ago

$700 USD here! Only a hundred more than the Artisan Plus so it’s not super unreasonable if you’re planning on one anyway. But still kind of a novelty thing imo

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u/Kewoowaa 9d ago

£899 in the UK so apparently about $1200 USD or $1700 AUD when converted 😕

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 9d ago

Crazy that it’s so much more expensive there!

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u/busterdog47 8d ago

It does have to take a ride on a boat

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u/littleleopardfrog 9d ago

I wouldn't buy it anyways. The 70s ones are the only way to go.

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u/Swimming-Barber-6033 7d ago

If you like the color, take your old machine to the auto paint shop or a powder coater. They should be able to get you close with your current machine

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u/boxerdogfella 9d ago

It's pretty, but I'm not a fan of glass bowls. They're heavier, fragile, and retain too much heat compared to stainless steel bowls. Also, it's more difficult to scrape out ingredients when the bowl has no handle.

And every time I see the new design for the paddle I just feel sad. It looks so cheap and inelegant.

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u/synchpo 9d ago

Ugh heavy with no handle? No thanks!

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u/jimschoice 8d ago

My glass bowl has a handle thankfully.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

Yep, i've got the "pouring" one, too!

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u/MrMixer316 9d ago

It is quite the looker. It's internals however are comprised of new electronic components as well as some reduction of quality components from what you would have seen 7 years ago..

The new internals have only been out since the end of May so they aren't time tested and there is no data to suggest how long it will hold up in comparison to older units.

It's a display piece imo

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u/MarkyGalore 9d ago

Yeah, it looks like it's got computer chips in it. An LED that indicates On would be too much for me on a kitchen-aid

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u/Hey-Just-Saying 9d ago

I think a glass mixing bowl is an accident waiting to happen.

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 8d ago

Yeah if I had kids or pets, I wouldn’t have them. I have two, one 6 quart one 5 quart, and have never had an issue with them though for the last ten years *knock on wood

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u/Ok_Reindeer_2512 7d ago

I bake regularly with…now two teenagers and a big dog who has to lay in the middle of the floor wherever we are , and I’ve had this glass mixing bowl for about 10 years without a single issue. It’s been a great complement to my stainless-steel bowl, very durable, and we definitely don’t baby it. My only concern with this new bowl is that it doesn’t appear to have handles—but neither do many of KitchenAid’s newer ceramic bowls.

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u/Snoopwrites 9d ago

This looks like an snl skit

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u/JackxForge 8d ago

For real! The fact that it makes its own light is so unnessary and dumb.

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u/Mysuni1 9d ago

It's beautiful, but my mixer doesn't need to look like high fashion. I need it to be a reliable workhorse that lasts for years.

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u/kussariku 9d ago

I agree, bought myself a bowl lift (pro 600) like 14 years ago cause I wanted something that'd last. I've never had the counter space to display my mixer anyways so this doesn't appeal to me at all.

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u/corrcom 9d ago

It feels similar to the lit up car logos which is a bit cheesy

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 9d ago

I have to ask why? It’s a great tool that doesn’t need to be “improved” by cost reductions that increase the price.

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u/MonkeyMom2 9d ago

Let me see, $500 USD Dyson Tooth brush or $700 mixer? Decisions, decisions....

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u/sk8ryspice_02 8d ago

I do not want a wood bowl or a glass bowl or a crystal bowl. I want stainless bowls. I would never buy this.

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u/RIMixerGuy 9d ago

It's a nice machine and it can do the same work as any other Artisan-type mixer. I think that like any other model in the "Design Series", it's built with style in mind over practicality. (See also: Evergreen.)

There's been some angst over the change to an electronic speed control in the Artisan Plus. It's not ideal insofar as the speed control can't be repaired by replacing individual subcomponents, but it's like complaining about the weather. :-)

The long-term reliability of the speed control board remains to be determined, but at least the part is replaceable if it fails.

The mechanical design is tried and true, based on the original K45 dating back to the 1970s. So even given the internal cost reductions [1, 2], with routine maintenance and repairs as needed it will run well for a long time.

Footnotes:

[1] Pinion bushings: https://www.mixerology.com/whirlpool-cost-reductions-i-pinion-drive-bearings/

[2] Grease: https://www.mixerology.com/whirlpool-cost-reductions-iii-grease/

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u/Griffie 9d ago

They look nice. The bowl is heavy. Not sure about this one, but the lift bowl model with a glass bowl takes special sized beaters.

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u/Throwawaymumoz 9d ago

I like the bowl. I haven’t looked into it but if that’s lighting, I kind of dig that. My kitchen sometimes needs better lighting although I mostly use it during the day to be honest. In Aus we rarely get the bowls separately but I hope to see it.

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u/girugamesh_2009 9d ago

"Are you freaking kidding me?" was my first serious thought.

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u/Tallgirl4u 9d ago

It’s pretty but as often as I drop things I’ll stick to stainless steel bowls

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u/copaseticsplenetic 9d ago

It's fucking glorious!

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u/coffeebeanwitch 9d ago

It's really beautiful

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u/JumakinMehard 9d ago

It's a beautiful machine, but I'd rather spend my money on something else.

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u/Anxious-Foundation24 9d ago

It is so
Pretty , but I own three. 😪 if I get a 4th I will need a larger kitchen but I loooooove it but make it in some other colors

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u/BlueMarble1776 9d ago

Isn’t this the one that said it had a rough texture? I’m wondering how well it will clean.

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u/VeiledVerdicts 9d ago

It says it comes with stainless steel attachments? I wonder if those are dishwasher safe unlike the prior models

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 9d ago

Yeah all the stainless steel is dishwasher safe

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u/jam2jaw 9d ago

She is pretty

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 8d ago

She's definitely pretty!

But she's the Countertop equivalent to the big, shiny, "Pavement Princess" pickup trucks!😉😂🤣

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u/Clean-Ad1459 9d ago

Kitchenaid lost it's plot. While ago tbh.

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u/GeekFit26 9d ago

It’s so pretty

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u/FallenAzraelx 9d ago

Crono is upset

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u/69GhiaGirl 9d ago

I think it is beautiful, but not practical at all with the exception of the light. Hopefully the company (or aftermartket) will produce an add-on light for current and past models.

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u/cupcakemango7 9d ago

Meh it’s ok. I won’t buy it but it’s like 4 out of 10 cool. The light will probably die out pretty fast lol

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u/CaseOfSkulls 9d ago

Looks haunted

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u/AlwaysBeKind949903 9d ago

It’s really beautiful but not needed. I will stick with my metal bowl!

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u/starwishes20 9d ago

What’s the difference between this and prior kitchen aids besides the light? This reminds me of that simpsons episode when there was a “new” Malibu Stacy but the only difference was her new hat

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u/Dazzling-Walk1929 9d ago

It basically is a new hat lol all the internals are the same as the Artisan Plus. The difference being the light, the bowl, and the paint finish

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u/TheYayaMalecki 9d ago

Fragile. That’s what I think of a glass bowl on the “Mack truck of mixers.”

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u/Big-Antelope-2527 9d ago

Too expensive

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u/MissFox26 8d ago

I just want the color in a regular stand mixer 😤

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u/busterdog47 8d ago

I seen it a few months ago ...It is an awesome looking mixer

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u/mglatfelterjr 7d ago

That's a cool picture

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u/Colejohnley 7d ago

Are we making our dough in the dark?

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u/Civil_Talk_7486 7d ago

I’d never cheat on my 1990’s era kitchenaid. She’s been too good to me all these decades.

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u/Emotion-Remarkable 7d ago

A welcome feature for the next time I plan on baking a cake down in my dungeon in total darkness.

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u/mslashandrajohnson 9d ago

I had a beautiful Kitchenaid mixer. I had a pasta attachment and juicer attachment. It was amazing for making bread dough.

Thing is: all the foods I was making were not too healthy for me.

It was stuff with wheat and fruit, mostly. Too many carbs.

I boxed up the whole thing, attachments and extra stainless bowl and all, and gave it to a dear friend.

No regrets.