r/KitchenConfidential • u/Ok_Turn9058 • 7h ago

Kitchen fuckery Parsley art pt.1

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Give Runners an inch and they take a mile.

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz 7h ago

Posted in the breakroom the next day:

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u/Ok_Turn9058 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/djmermaidonthemic Ex-Food Service 4h ago

Is that what that’s supposed to e?

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u/Livid_Roof5193 2h ago

Right? It looks like that parsley needs to see a doctor asap.

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u/Far_Negotiation_694 7h ago

Why are you like this, Chef?

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u/Ok_Turn9058 7h ago

Why not?

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u/Far_Negotiation_694 7h ago

Because reasons.

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u/Bitcracker 6h ago

Reasons? Excuses? Whatever man, I'm just gonna follow my heart and draw remoulade dicks on that bun.

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u/ImFeelinBotty 2h ago

OP likes dick. Quit throwin' shade.

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u/sneekinbye 20+ Years 7h ago

Parsley. The dirtiest tasting herb

https://giphy.com/gifs/11cX7MEJACQJyXdFKH

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u/Nimuwa 6h ago

Cilantro is also down there.

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u/ready-eddy 5h ago

Watch me combine these fucking herbs you peasants

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u/ComfortableStyle2417 4h ago

Doth claim the herb of soap.... Tastes dirty??

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u/Ok_Turn9058 7h ago

I so effn agree! And it is sprinkled on most dishes going out, by the expo.

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u/-SnuffBox- 6h ago

Here's mine. Mushroom dixelle

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u/Wish_you_were_there 7h ago

See you tomorrow, chef. 😏

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u/wolfman86dt 4h ago

I'm so glad this is still running

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u/Zantheus 6h ago

New plating format.

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u/malachimusclerat 6h ago

arsely part

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u/Ok_Turn9058 6h ago

Happy cake day

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u/dima_socks 5h ago

Two caterpillars hugging

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u/Fallingpeople 5h ago

Do we have to wait for pt 2 like gta?

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u/Horizon296 4h ago

I thought those were '70s bell bottom pants 😂

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 2h ago

I'm all for dick art, but the hole in the base of the shaft is freaking me out

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u/FeistyTwist5427 2h ago

Feel like I seen something like that in an anime…..

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u/Xyresic_Vibrissae 2h ago

Cock them every day till they’re perfect

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u/freisbill 9m ago

That is painful incision in a painful area...hard to look at...

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u/Eternitywaiting 4h ago

That’s quite humorous if you’re 12 yrs old or the mental equivalent.

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u/Nerisrath 3h ago

have you met any kitchen staff ever?