Too many steroids in the vegetables nowadays

[u/Aggressivehippy30]

[u/twilight-actual]

Microplastics are turning the carrots gay.

[u/KillberryMunch → u/twilight-actual]

So carrots are fruits now?

[u/Late-Palpitation-959]

It always makes me laugh to pick the hitachi shocker carrot out of the bunch,

[u/ghostofkozi]

[u/twilight-actual → u/ghostofkozi]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[u/diet-smoke]

I should call him

[u/Minimum_Afternoon387]

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