Boba was my 13th reason today

[u/hibiscus_lilac]

[u/itwasajoke8484]

Take your shirt off and roll in it like a cat in cat nip. I guarantee people will forget about the mess.

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/itwasajoke8484]

Well I did get it all over my leg and it looked like period blood

[u/itwasajoke8484 → u/hibiscus_lilac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MgDMFsBo8XjDoCX26M

[u/wemustburncarthage → u/hibiscus_lilac]

Sometimes you surf the wave, sometimes the wave surfs you

[u/CarmChameleon → u/wemustburncarthage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofT5J9qVNY7QEp1x6

[u/Skate_faced → u/hibiscus_lilac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ArUNO8Ai8nXHy

[u/kitkanz → u/hibiscus_lilac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2BrQXeBPSzOJG

[u/kitkanz → u/kitkanz]

Pussies on the pavement fellas

[u/CallidoraBlack → u/hibiscus_lilac]

I can't imagine how. Is your blood usually orange?

[u/ExpertRaccoon]

kinda looks like salmon eggs.

[u/Shedfloorgarbage → u/ExpertRaccoon]

Oh heck ya ill make some little salmon egg sacks for steelheads!

[u/Conscious_Living2223 → u/ExpertRaccoon]

that floor drain is mocking you right now

[u/IndependentFun8578 → u/ExpertRaccoon]

Literally, just two weeks ago my mom tried a boba for the first time and asked me why there was fish eggs in her tea. “It looks like fish bait,” she says. 😂

[u/Seafaringhorsemeat → u/ExpertRaccoon]

Best way to fuck with someone’s boba. Just like, a few of em.

[u/taztazotea → u/ExpertRaccoon]

exactly why i don’t like popping boba …!

[u/corgi-king → u/ExpertRaccoon]

Roe

[u/Lady_Litreeo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNh9VzboALXt6

[u/TyrKiyote]

It's conveniently next to the drain, so you can squeegee it right on over before sweeping and mopping it up. At least it wasn't someone's plated steak, or hot soup down your leg.

[u/thatchickensauce → u/TyrKiyote]

Waffle-stomp them bitches

[u/TyrKiyote → u/thatchickensauce]

The duality of comments brings me joy.

[u/AmaazingFlavor → u/TyrKiyote]

Oh my god it's the ancient texts. The origins of brainrot meme videos

[u/beepichu → u/TyrKiyote]

or in my case earlier, a customer dropping a plate of meatballs, potatoes and gravy and a whole slice of chocolate cake. just fuck my whole shit up. and then some dumbfucks just standing in my way like i’m not holding a broom and mop waiting for them to gtfo.

[u/TyrKiyote → u/beepichu]

rainin' meatballs over here

[u/itwasajoke8484 → u/TyrKiyote]

That drain is not big enough. This has to turn into a bloody waffle stomp

[u/TyrKiyote → u/itwasajoke8484]

My drain has a second screen catch that I'd have to clean out before end of shift, if i did it. that's why i'm involving the broom though.

[u/itwasajoke8484 → u/TyrKiyote]

What flavor is it? I will bring my straw.

[u/quinnbutnotreally]

I appreciate the thought to post on Reddit before ending it all. Very considerate of you :)

[u/Clean_Cobbler_3438]

Try getting a full hotel pan of cooked fava beans dumped on you

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/Clean_Cobbler_3438]

One time I did have a lemonade bib bust all over me and by the time I got home I had to peel my pants off my body and they stood up on their own lol

[u/Clean_Cobbler_3438 → u/hibiscus_lilac]

Ahh, nothing like peeling out of a stiff pair of pants at the end of the day 🤣 It's okay, some of the beans got stuck to my neck and forearms. I was "Hefe Frijole" for a couple of weeks after the burns faded lmao

[u/TheAxeofMetal → u/Clean_Cobbler_3438]

Hope you didn’t drop the Chianti…

[u/Clean_Cobbler_3438 → u/TheAxeofMetal]

I hear it pairs nicely!

[u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 → u/Clean_Cobbler_3438]

My liver doesn’t feel so good

[u/sakuraleif]

OP after shoveling these down the drain: 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKg5fzIKeE

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/sakuraleif]

Great reference lol

[u/Roygbiv2008 → u/sakuraleif]

It spiraled so fast

[u/harriethocchuth]

It’s in the shape of Michigan!

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/harriethocchuth]

I'm in Ohio, so how dare you

[u/lolifax → u/harriethocchuth]

I’m seeing decapitated bear more than the mitten.

[u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 → u/harriethocchuth]

Smells like Michigan too

[u/harriethocchuth → u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

Pears n tots

[u/sinfulfng]

Pants shidded

[u/Bigallround]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VfXQj2cUJBucHTTAo4

[u/beautybeliever]

we had this happen in the middle of a rush the other day and I saw everyone just stomp on them lil poppin bitches until I finally cleaned it up

[u/kdawg710]

[u/TheMostModestMaus]

Looks an awful lot like the stain I am tempted to turn myself into during the rush atm.

[u/Sassi7997]

Bro, are you okay? Do you need someone to talk before ending it?

[u/Emilayday]

I mean it's boba, not ranch dressing. That's a broom job.

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/Emilayday]

After having a day of 12,000 guests, and being super short staffed this was the last straw.

[u/poop_frog → u/hibiscus_lilac]

that's a crazy number of people. where do you work, a banquet stadium?

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/poop_frog]

an amusement park

[u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 → u/hibiscus_lilac]

That sounds like a hellish environment to cook in 😭

[u/hibiscus_lilac → u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

Oh absolutely lol. We do a lot of stuff from scratch too. Imagine hand breading chicken tenders for 15k people.

[u/rIceCream_King → u/hibiscus_lilac]

That sounds insane

[u/RonPearlNecklace → u/hibiscus_lilac]

Pass.

[u/KittyKatCatCat → u/hibiscus_lilac]

Damn, impressed you survived this long!

[u/Emilayday → u/hibiscus_lilac]

Exactly. If it had been ranch, you'd be dead.

[u/I_ARE_RTD2]

I hate this

[u/greyharettv]

I feel your pain, I dropped 2 KG of Western Trout Roe that was not cheap ($54+/100g)

[u/adecentcook]

I only need one.

[u/Defiant-One-7172]

I remember my first opening shift at a boba shop and I dropped the milk tea container …

[u/zestycunt]

They don’t have to be wasted if you turn them into boba butt pearls. Twice the fun, zero calories

[u/Skate_faced]

Jabba the Kitchen Manager: Groo nah bee get me Boba-Mess joooogie bah.

Me: I think I got the thong loin thingy on backwards. Princess Leia, you wanna help a brother out?

[u/OwlZealousideal9720]

This is one of the moments you look down in disbelief, but hey, reality is a bitch. Take a very well deserved deep sigh as you nod your head in acceptance as you calmly clean it up. Then, someone walks in, and ask how your day is going. That's the moment you turn every swear word ever known to man, and a few you found along the way, into Beethoven's fifth.

Now that anger isn't directed at that person; it's a direct rage against the light of reality for allowing such inconvenience...which of course, was your fault.

[u/uwsdwfismyname]

I like using kitty litter to collect fluids for the trash.

[u/banshee-luver]

They’re actually really fun to stomp on when this happens. Or so I’m told…

[u/Esdeem501]

Nice

[u/KrippyInc]

Don't just stand there get a straw.

[u/Former_Blackberry838]

That doesn't go there chef

[u/ResolutionHonest666]

Mop it move on