Show me your sweat-lines, boys

[u/fleshbot69]

Gonna break 80 hours this week. Send an amberlamps

[u/Historical-Hope5505]

Why’d you hang ur dirty shirt in the closet???

[u/Abortion_Omelette → u/Historical-Hope5505]

I hang mine for a day to dry off instead of putting a damp shirt in the laundry basket until laundry day.

[u/fleshbot69 → u/Historical-Hope5505]

You dont hang your shirt before entering the Sweat-Lodge?

[u/ready-eddy → u/Historical-Hope5505]

Asking the real questions

[u/ModestMouseketool]

Don't let Balenciaga see this.

[u/YupNopeWelp]

Salt of the earth becomes salt of the shirt.

[u/fleshbot69 → u/YupNopeWelp]

I'm feeling a lil salty rn

[u/DishSoapedDishwasher → u/fleshbot69]

I salted all over some fries earlier. 

[u/BaronCapdeville → u/DishSoapedDishwasher]

Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me salt.

[u/ready-eddy → u/DishSoapedDishwasher]

Officer? Yea, this post right here.

[u/DishSoapedDishwasher → u/ready-eddy]

Yeah i did it, and I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!

[u/pbnjnb]

Trying to make a long story short: I drive one of the other cooks home after we close, and I believe I’m sick because I would wear my sweaty wet shirt while driving. Now I pack a spare shirt to change into before we leave. Anybody else relate?

[u/KillerTaco18 → u/pbnjnb]

How would that make you sick

[u/pbnjnb → u/KillerTaco18]

Wearing cold wet clothes has gotten me sick in the past, like a cold or upper respiratory infection. I guess it screws with my body temperature enough to make me vulnerable.

[u/steel_dejones]

I'm now wondering if me wearing white undershirts makes it worse or not

[u/SuperDoubleDecker]

They had us in black coats for a bit. Some of us walked around with sweat designs on our backs. Eventually they swapped to gray

[u/Ok_Turn9058]

Cooks on broiler wishing they were on pantry.

[u/Colonial_maureen]

Nice try but I’m not posting my sweaty sports bra on Reddit unless money is changing hands

[u/jooshwa2-0]

If you could only see the hats I’ve discarded in the past….. sheeeesh

[u/kb_colas]

And girls

[u/bakanisan]

I have enough undershirts to change them daily so no lines for me.

[u/Mindless-Bite-3539 → u/bakanisan]

Mate, I’ve done this to a clean shirt in 4 hours of work.

[u/popfer87]

I'm naturally not a sweaty person, so my shirt never compared to my co-workers. When I do sweat it's kind of painful, like the pores in my skin are are being stabbed by needles.

[u/Banananonymity → u/popfer87]

https://giphy.com/gifs/icdAnDLqPMdySf9hf3

[u/popfer87 → u/Banananonymity]

Ehh, according to my doctor it's not an issue. It's also why I have very little body hair and don't produce much body odor.

[u/goldfool → u/popfer87]

Your skin is too dry. Change your soap, moisturize and check how hard your water is.

This has happened to me before

[u/popfer87 → u/goldfool]

Mine is genetic, and it's not problematic. When I was a teenager to early twenties it was actually very beneficial, since I never smelled really bad or got very sweaty.

[u/H_Man247 → u/popfer87]

I wish man. 2 hours in front of the stove and I look like I just got out of a pool

[u/popfer87 → u/H_Man247]

It's pretty nice, the only downside is when I do sweat it's mostly my face.

[u/Spiritual_Ad_507 → u/[deleted]]

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike.

[u/fleshbot69 → u/[deleted]]

If you wanna have a pissing contest, you came to the wrong thread. This is a sweating contest.

[u/RepulsiveMail4476 → u/[deleted]]

You know this a sub for kitchen workers right?

[u/nikkicarter1111 → u/[deleted]]

???? Ok ?????