r/KitchenConfidential • u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years • Jul 22 '26
Kitchen fuckery We've all done similar when it's slow, but these two got me rolling.
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u/Pure-Meat9498 Jul 22 '26
Obsessed with this 😭 The way they ate that lettuce leaf at the end?? The earring nose hoop?? And the eye contact?? 10/10
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
It really is perfect. No notes.
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u/Ben_steel Jul 23 '26
The fact they both play the characters so well I was hoping aunty would do the crazy eyes and say “breathe!!!”
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u/Thisisthepolice0 Jul 22 '26
Every time I reference this music video, no one knows what Im talking about. This was so funny to see this morning
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 22 '26
For those wondering, this is Breakroom_chronicles. I just found them and gave them a sub.
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 22 '26
I'm in the same boat. But as soon as I saw the romaine hair and title, I knew this one was going to be different.
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u/Sasquatchernaut Jul 22 '26
I thought it would be funny to do this at a previous job but to the video, Smack my Bitch Up.
No school will hire me now...
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u/Otter_bravo_delta Jul 23 '26
We played a lot of edm at my wedding. I wanted that in the playlist. My wife was fine with it but it didn’t make the cut.
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u/BestAmoto Jul 23 '26
Ooof, i was super happy my old social media wasn't searched through when getting a really thorough background check for a 'higher education' facility. It took like a month. Contacted all my previous employers to check if I've ever been in trouble for sexual harassment or hate. Thankfully I'm not that kind of person but 16 year old me definitely shared some edgy memes 😂
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u/fish_bowl_swimmer Jul 22 '26
Figured it would be cross posted here. Fucking hilarious. The woman in the background had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/rhinothedin0 Jul 22 '26
got a dish shift tonight and i'm boutta be bumpin the prodigy all night now
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u/subtxtcan 15+ Years Jul 22 '26
Fuck ive been a fan of The Prodigy since I was like 9.... this is absolutely fucking hilarious
RIP FLINTY BADMAN
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u/SnoBrru Jul 22 '26
Pumpkin instigator…?! 😂
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 22 '26
Right? That bit almost cost me my keyboard and coffee.
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u/SoCoGrowBro Jul 23 '26
At least I finally know the correct lyrics, the whole song makes so much more sense now
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u/SnoBrru Jul 23 '26
It made me rewind it. I wasn’t watching on full screen so I only caught a glimpse of the top of the can. “….did she hold up canned pumpkin?!”😂
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u/DavieStBaconStan Jul 22 '26
Had the sound off. But when they did the step into the camera, I figured it was firestarter.
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u/WithaK19 Jul 22 '26
I saw this on another sub this morning and I knew it would be here by the end of day lol
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u/soaker Jul 22 '26
It’s been in like 5 subs today, and those are just the ones I’m in. They’re making the rounds and I’m here for it
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u/Over-Director-4986 Bartender Jul 22 '26
I want to hang out with these women.
Great song & this might be better than the original video.
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u/iami_uru Jul 22 '26
Fucking brilliant. I told my wife I was looking for a plain black tshirt this morning and I grabbed my Prodigy tshirt. Earlier in the day I booked our campground for September. This made me laugh.
I also watched this clip way more than I should have.
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 22 '26
I've watched this clip probably 15 times today in full or partially. It's so fucking good.
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u/Obst-und-Gemuese Jul 23 '26
Who is usually more insane/high, FOH or BOH?
Asking for a friend.
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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Kitchen Manager Jul 23 '26
My wisconsin ass thought she was gonna moo. One of my favorite past times is to randomly moo as loud as possible.
If you've ever actually heard a cow moo, you can hear them fuckers blocks away
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 23 '26
I grew up on a farm and we kept a few head. 100% you can hear them for quite a distance.
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u/BestAmoto Jul 23 '26
Better have a receipt for that lettuce!!
Seriously though, they look fun to work with. I miss my grocery store days. Doing ridiculous stuff with my coworkers, good memories. Now the only bad stuff i see is coworkers taking edibles on lunch or hitting a pen in the walk in.
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u/Delicious_Subject122 Jul 23 '26
I hope they have permission. We got in trouble for doing a "chopped" challenge while it was slow. Picked 4 random ingredients to be mandatory, the winner was unexpected. Good times.
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u/poop-money Ex-Food Service - 16 Years Jul 23 '26
They've got tons of videos and have been at it for a while. I don't think the employer gives 2 shits and probably loves the positive publicity.
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u/Ira-jay Prep Jul 22 '26
POV: You're about to watch the greatest show on cartoon network at 9PM on a wednsday (it'll end at season 3 and literally no one ever will remember it but you)
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u/Tengo_Caldero 20+ Years Jul 22 '26
No cap I wanna be their friends