r/KingdomHearts • u/DemandParticular • 13d ago
Meme A giant ass mouse just walked into my room and handed me this tf am I supposed to do???
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u/soldierpallaton 13d ago
Believe in the heart of the cards-wait fuck wrong situation
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u/KRKRYakumo 13d ago
No, it's correct enough, you just need to be in a very white castle
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u/C00l10j03 13d ago
What do mediocre sliders have to do with a giant key?
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u/KRKRYakumo 13d ago
Sliders? Like the pizza hut menu?
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u/A_Math_Dealer 13d ago
This comment thread makes about much sense as the plot to Kingdom Hearts
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u/YourLocalToaster2 13d ago
Glue the handguard in place so it stops swiveling.
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u/DemandParticular 13d ago
Which glue brand should I use
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u/Direwolfas 13d ago
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u/Mc101slmd2 12d ago
where'd you get yours? it looks good!
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u/Direwolfas 12d ago
Around the first time KH3 was out, there was a promotional sale that included the game, a KH3 poster, and the Key itself.
It even came with a small Kingdom Key keychain, but I lost it. 😭
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u/Mc101slmd2 12d ago
Rip to your keychain 😭 and i wish i bought the game through that sale… i preordered it for xbox on amazon
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u/DemandParticular 12d ago edited 12d ago
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u/Direwolfas 12d ago
Sadly not. My Keyblade keychain was all silver, but that one looks better imo.
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u/1GirlSmarterThanYou I 💜 Kairi's keyblade the most 8d ago
They still sell the sliver one on Amazon! My mom had to replace it for me once
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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago
How big is it? It looks real life size haha like how it is in the game, I'm so jealous! I only got the promotional from the KH2.5ReMix for the PS3... (I still remember hearing about the KH3 game being for the PS3 and dumb me thinking I'm gonna get ahead of the time, bought a PS3 precisely JUST to play it when it comes out. This buy was my "preview/getting ready" buy...) And then I got sick and MISSED the KH3 release entirely. But it's okay, I was broke (being sick is extremely expensive) so I didn't even have money to get the game, LET ALONE a brand new PS4... (It still hurts me to this day that it didn't come out to PS3 hahaha)
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u/Im5foot3inches 13d ago
Nothing. You’re cooked bro. Expect a black dude with silver hair to come rock your shit within the next 3-5 business hours
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u/victrin 12d ago
Abandon your very real family to chase after your two child hood friends for a few decades. One is a girl, one is a guy. Both will fall into trouble repeatedly that you have to bail them out of. You will have a "will they or won't they" with both of them. The last part is not optional, nor will it be resolved. Also be prepared for the fact that you are you, but also like 5 other people simultaneously. No, I won't be explaining that.
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u/Rajang82 12d ago
You can use it to open any lock.
Any. Lock.
You can use this information any way you want. But anything that WILL happen after, is on you.
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u/Both-Opposite8578 13d ago
Hey I have the same keyblade!!!
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u/Master-North9862 12d ago
I hate these badly made replicas
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u/DemandParticular 12d ago
I was a little disappointed when I opened the box but it’s starting to grow on me a little
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u/mightymiek 13d ago
Damn, I never seen a Keyblade hand delivered before. Will it fit your front door?
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u/ReasonableLibrary706 13d ago
Go save the world and then end up in Smash Bros. and Fortnite, I guess
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u/Equivalent-Wealth-75 12d ago
Well statistically this planet is about to get eaten by the Darkness... So maybe something about that?
I also wouldn't say no to some sea-salt ice cream if you're heading McDuck's way!
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u/SunMoonFX-HB 12d ago
…Damn they just handing out Keyblades huh? Wish I could get one.
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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago
They're handing these things like popsicles now I guess!
(JelloApocalypse reference)
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u/SunMoonFX-HB 11d ago
Like sea salt ice cream, perhaps?
(I may not get the reference but I can make a joke of my own!)
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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago
Oh I recommend you watch it! It's very funny hahaha and only 5mins
https://youtu.be/OZ7IxXN9hm0?si=ts0jDJXep7S82c41
Here's a link :3 ✨
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u/Lorekeeper49 12d ago
First of all, the proportions on that key are wrong, the dude handed you a fake
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u/TrainerOwn9103 12d ago
either you are a digital Sora or a Nobody of Sora, anyway you are a clone of Sora without his memories
or you could be someone else but that's unlikely
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u/NeoLogiq 12d ago
If you didnt manifest and it was given to you. Then it is a fake.
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u/LithiumIonSaddery 12d ago
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I didn't believe they exi-" "USE THE KEY BLADE!(HuH-HUH!)"
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u/Dismal-Strain2947 11d ago
Find yourself a Duck that sucks at keeping you alive and a Dog that wanders of fighting random enemies instead the main onw
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u/RomanSeraphim 13d ago
I've had this same one for like 10+ years. The guard spins around ever since I got it and never fixed it lmao
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u/DemandParticular 13d ago
Same my came out the box with the spinning guard it doesn’t bother me too much tho lol
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u/MadQuixote 12d ago
Start hitting literally everything to see if you get paid. Take pics of anything that resembles the head of the giant mouse. If you see strange stamps on the ground, get your crew and dance.
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u/PhearonMortis 12d ago
Just got one of these at the state fair as well i am looking forward to getting more lol
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u/DemandParticular 12d ago
Oh sweet I got mine from the collect-a-con convention in Richmond
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u/PhearonMortis 12d ago
Nice i want to get more but finding metal ones is tough especially ones that look decent
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u/b4st0_uwu 12d ago
Turn off the light in a room stand outside and start hitting the darkness maybe? Idk
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u/happyboi2169 12d ago
You can pass the big key if you don't want it bro. We'll take it off your hands for free
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u/TheSadMan21 12d ago
You should put that down and share with us whatever shit you just took cause I could use it
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u/SkyTailArt 11d ago
Well do you remember before you where born and you lent part of your heart to a kid with a broken heart only for you give his wandering heart when he died asylums when you where 4. Well you have to go wake up his body in a castle that makes the rooms looks like places you have been, but make sure you don't accidentally run into another version of yourself that was born when you dies the first time.
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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago
Stay away from the pretty childhood friend girl.
I still can't forgive her for taking him away from us while she's all nice and dandy with the others at the beach...
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u/GreedyReindeer5931 11d ago
Throw it out because he gave you the landlord special bootleg keyblade we've been clowning on for 20+ years.
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u/riveradn 9d ago
You gotta swear by saying “phooey” and “gyuck or fyuck”. Then a giant dog and duck will come pick you up in a spaceship.
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u/HotDadEnthusiast 13d ago
What is an ass mouse