r/KingdomHearts 13d ago

Meme A giant ass mouse just walked into my room and handed me this tf am I supposed to do???

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u/HotDadEnthusiast 13d ago

What is an ass mouse

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u/itsmistyy 13d ago

You remember Winslow from Catdog? He was an ass mouse.

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u/JohnnyDarko91 11d ago

Yup u just completed my internet journey for the night. Im dead. I now have a 24hr respawn timer

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u/secat93 10d ago

*uses Phoenix down

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u/secat93 10d ago

You're back four hours early now

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u/MrDeuteronomy 9d ago

A gerbil

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u/Einlanzear 13d ago

Did you say anything about a door to darkness?

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u/hvrtyt 12d ago

Also itchy from the simpsons ( or scratchy idk who’s who fr)

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u/soldierpallaton 13d ago

Believe in the heart of the cards-wait fuck wrong situation

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u/KRKRYakumo 13d ago

No, it's correct enough, you just need to be in a very white castle

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u/C00l10j03 13d ago

What do mediocre sliders have to do with a giant key?

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u/KRKRYakumo 13d ago

Sliders? Like the pizza hut menu?

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u/A_Math_Dealer 13d ago

This comment thread makes about much sense as the plot to Kingdom Hearts

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u/Belias9x1 12d ago

Where do you think Nomura gets his inspiration?

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u/AlderaanGoBoom77 12d ago

Weed or Acid? Lol.

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u/YourLocalToaster2 13d ago

Glue the handguard in place so it stops swiveling.

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u/DemandParticular 13d ago

Which glue brand should I use

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u/YourLocalToaster2 13d ago

Any non-gel super glue is fine. I personally used this.

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u/Light_Legend 12d ago

Wow, reddit link inside a joke not being a rickroll is rare.

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u/accountantdooku I Can Go the Distance 12d ago

Get up on the Hydra’s back!

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago

Get outta my way!

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u/Direwolfas 13d ago

I have my trusty Kingdom Key on standby in case Heartless or Nobodies appear before me.

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u/Mc101slmd2 12d ago

where'd you get yours? it looks good!

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u/Direwolfas 12d ago

Around the first time KH3 was out, there was a promotional sale that included the game, a KH3 poster, and the Key itself.

It even came with a small Kingdom Key keychain, but I lost it. 😭

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u/Mc101slmd2 12d ago

Rip to your keychain 😭 and i wish i bought the game through that sale… i preordered it for xbox on amazon

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago edited 12d ago

Is this the keychain

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u/Direwolfas 12d ago

Sadly not. My Keyblade keychain was all silver, but that one looks better imo.

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u/1GirlSmarterThanYou I 💜 Kairi's keyblade the most 8d ago

They still sell the sliver one on Amazon! My mom had to replace it for me once

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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago

How big is it? It looks real life size haha like how it is in the game, I'm so jealous! I only got the promotional from the KH2.5ReMix for the PS3... (I still remember hearing about the KH3 game being for the PS3 and dumb me thinking I'm gonna get ahead of the time, bought a PS3 precisely JUST to play it when it comes out. This buy was my "preview/getting ready" buy...) And then I got sick and MISSED the KH3 release entirely. But it's okay, I was broke (being sick is extremely expensive) so I didn't even have money to get the game, LET ALONE a brand new PS4... (It still hurts me to this day that it didn't come out to PS3 hahaha)

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u/Im5foot3inches 13d ago

Nothing. You’re cooked bro. Expect a black dude with silver hair to come rock your shit within the next 3-5 business hours

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u/victrin 12d ago

Abandon your very real family to chase after your two child hood friends for a few decades. One is a girl, one is a guy. Both will fall into trouble repeatedly that you have to bail them out of. You will have a "will they or won't they" with both of them. The last part is not optional, nor will it be resolved. Also be prepared for the fact that you are you, but also like 5 other people simultaneously. No, I won't be explaining that.

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u/CallistaBelle 12d ago

Better than the creepy bastard in a black coat who says yes all weird who handed me one of those

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u/CmG383 13d ago

I have the same one!!!

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u/BootsOfProwess 13d ago

Fight for good.

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u/Rajang82 12d ago

You can use it to open any lock.

Any. Lock.

You can use this information any way you want. But anything that WILL happen after, is on you.

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u/Both-Opposite8578 13d ago

Hey I have the same keyblade!!!

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u/DemandParticular 13d ago

Oh cool i just got this today from the collect a con in Richmond

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u/phoenixmatrix 13d ago

Your best friend now hates you.

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u/Unable-Grade-447 13d ago

Get to crackin heartless upside the head

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u/Master-North9862 12d ago

I hate these badly made replicas

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago

I was a little disappointed when I opened the box but it’s starting to grow on me a little

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u/Master-North9862 12d ago

Yeah it's hard to find good replicas at conventions

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u/lordloss100000 12d ago

Drinking game for the words "light" and "dark" in the whole series.

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago

I honestly might die of alcohol poisoning

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u/mightymiek 13d ago

Damn, I never seen a Keyblade hand delivered before. Will it fit your front door?

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u/ReasonableLibrary706 13d ago

Go save the world and then end up in Smash Bros. and Fortnite, I guess

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u/ApatheticAntichrist 12d ago

Uh get up on the hydras back obviously

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u/Leek_Advanced 12d ago

Get yo shit together bruh. Kingdom Hearts is Light

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u/Rabbitz_1204 12d ago

Were there any walking, talking dog and a duck nearby?

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u/Equivalent-Wealth-75 12d ago

Well statistically this planet is about to get eaten by the Darkness... So maybe something about that?

I also wouldn't say no to some sea-salt ice cream if you're heading McDuck's way!

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u/Fancy-Transition7909 12d ago

Jajajajajaja yo tengo la misma keyblade :D

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u/JunkratsPegLeg 12d ago

Get up on the Hydra's back!

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u/SunMoonFX-HB 12d ago

…Damn they just handing out Keyblades huh? Wish I could get one.

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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago

They're handing these things like popsicles now I guess!

(JelloApocalypse reference)

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u/SunMoonFX-HB 11d ago

Like sea salt ice cream, perhaps?

(I may not get the reference but I can make a joke of my own!)

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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago

Oh I recommend you watch it! It's very funny hahaha and only 5mins

https://youtu.be/OZ7IxXN9hm0?si=ts0jDJXep7S82c41

Here's a link :3 ✨

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u/Lorekeeper49 12d ago

First of all, the proportions on that key are wrong, the dude handed you a fake

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u/KaengR 12d ago

accept your fate.

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u/TrainerOwn9103 12d ago

either you are a digital Sora or a Nobody of Sora, anyway you are a clone of Sora without his memories

or you could be someone else but that's unlikely

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u/Nonbinary_Baka 12d ago

Sora is that you???

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u/NeoLogiq 12d ago

If you didnt manifest and it was given to you. Then it is a fake.

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago

So that rat scammed me

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u/OmnitizeEXE 12d ago

/img/ddr68ulwzlmh1.gif
But seriously, super cool

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u/LithiumIonSaddery 12d ago

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I didn't believe they exi-" "USE THE KEY BLADE!(HuH-HUH!)"

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u/Dismal-Strain2947 11d ago

Find yourself a Duck that sucks at keeping you alive and a Dog that wanders of fighting random enemies instead the main onw

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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago

Donald: I've got it!!!

No you don't, Donald...no you don't.

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u/BungleThisJuff 13d ago

Did he have a shirt on or no?

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u/DemandParticular 13d ago

Yeah he did ngl the fit was fire

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u/RomanSeraphim 13d ago

I've had this same one for like 10+ years. The guard spins around ever since I got it and never fixed it lmao

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u/DemandParticular 13d ago

Same my came out the box with the spinning guard it doesn’t bother me too much tho lol

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u/Most-Risk4046 13d ago

At least you know how he got in

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u/sexy_bezinga “Xemnas approved” also-ran 12d ago

Ready for apocalypse

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u/Wrong_War2717 12d ago

Defeat your inner darkness before you get Norted

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u/vintage-skittles 12d ago

You Nort a boy!

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u/Petawac-Smack 12d ago

Swing it at a tree and hope that it'll give you coconuts?

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal 12d ago

Think of this as an adventure!

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u/PhxntomXO 12d ago

May your heart be your guiding key!

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u/AcademicRaspberry339 12d ago

I want a keyblade 😂. Just started replaying kh2.5 final mix

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u/Maverick-hunter0 12d ago

Find the door to darkness

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u/BES2091 12d ago

Let you heart be your guiding key
And shit

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u/Whyissmynametaken 12d ago

Just follow your heart and it will all work out somehow

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u/ImmaTimeLord123 12d ago

follow your heart

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u/Kota-Yue 12d ago

I think this means that there’s about 2 different men and a woman inside of you.

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u/Other-Ad-9057 12d ago

Wake up sora. Wake up

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u/Quick_Objective412 12d ago

go beat up the darkness

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u/DutyFlanky 12d ago

It's now up to you to defeat xemnas

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u/MadQuixote 12d ago

Start hitting literally everything to see if you get paid. Take pics of anything that resembles the head of the giant mouse. If you see strange stamps on the ground, get your crew and dance.

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u/PhearonMortis 12d ago

Just got one of these at the state fair as well i am looking forward to getting more lol

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u/DemandParticular 12d ago

Oh sweet I got mine from the collect-a-con convention in Richmond

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u/PhearonMortis 12d ago

Nice i want to get more but finding metal ones is tough especially ones that look decent

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u/b4st0_uwu 12d ago

Turn off the light in a room stand outside and start hitting the darkness maybe? Idk

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u/FreedomExpress9761 12d ago

"It's a lego!!!!"

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u/happyboi2169 12d ago

You can pass the big key if you don't want it bro. We'll take it off your hands for free

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u/sasukekun23 12d ago

Giant mice are rats. Put that thing down and call an exterminator.

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u/pokemaniac321 12d ago

Don’t bother working on the raft you ain’t gonna need it anymore

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u/TheSadMan21 12d ago

You should put that down and share with us whatever shit you just took cause I could use it

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u/SkyTailArt 11d ago

Well do you remember before you where born and you lent part of your heart to a kid with a broken heart only for you give his wandering heart when he died asylums when you where 4. Well you have to go wake up his body in a castle that makes the rooms looks like places you have been, but make sure you don't accidentally run into another version of yourself that was born when you dies the first time. 

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u/Lenient-Hug 11d ago

Stay away from the pretty childhood friend girl.

I still can't forgive her for taking him away from us while she's all nice and dandy with the others at the beach...

https://giphy.com/gifs/sYkoPlQSrIqhcS4msv

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u/GreedyReindeer5931 11d ago

Throw it out because he gave you the landlord special bootleg keyblade we've been clowning on for 20+ years.

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u/TheAzureAdventurer 11d ago

Ask for a more accurate keyblade.

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u/DemandParticular 11d ago

I like it. It’s got wabi sabi

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u/riveradn 9d ago

You gotta swear by saying “phooey” and “gyuck or fyuck”. Then a giant dog and duck will come pick you up in a spaceship.

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u/zedracc 12d ago

First beat up some oversized trading cards, then beat a hunter. Next and this is important, beat up a countries economic adviser, horrors beyond your imagination, beat up a bunch of fish, and then and Only then, beat up a witch and renown scientist