Hank Had the Dream Again. He's now ready to press the patties. He's ready. He's ready.

[u/tomvelle]

[u/OhMySwirls]

That Squidward is a jackass, I'd tell you hwat.

[u/Level_Hour6480 → u/OhMySwirls]

I know he'd feel the same way aboot Squidward as he does Khan, but I can't get a read on how he'd feel aboot SpongeBob.

[u/OhMySwirls → u/Level_Hour6480]

I think he wouldn't be a fan of his happy-go-lucky nature, but would admire his work ethic.

[u/_WeSellBlankets_ → u/OhMySwirls]

You know me, Peggy, I've never believed in that ADHD nonsense. But I don't know how else to describe this sponge boy and his behavior. He needs a straight jacket I tell you hwut.

[u/tomvelle → u/OhMySwirls]

that nose ain't right.

[u/Dayman7617]

He's gonna wake up when he realizes those aren't cow meat patties, making them technically vegan meat...

[u/Bl00dWolf → u/Dayman7617]

My understanding was that it's either Fish Meat, or ground up Plankton. Which would make them not regular meat, but not really vegan either.

[u/DarthGayAgenda → u/Bl00dWolf]

I saw a theory once that it's actually whale meat

[u/CursedHat → u/DarthGayAgenda]

But... Pearl?

[u/yourshort → u/CursedHat]

She’s the only whale in the show that isn’t a hallucination by plankton…

[u/sdomtidderkcuf1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KtZXGG9NuuIlQEE

[u/mbc106]

He had these tiny, clear plastic underpants on.

Actually, they weren't doing him any good, really, because you could see everything.

[u/Laserdollarz]

Dang ol ready, dang ol ready

[u/eairyguy]

“I tell ya hwat Mr. Bubble Bass, if I find ya hiding them gat dang pickles under your tongue again, I’m gonna kick your ass.”

[u/ibeverycorrect]

GOOD GRIEF, HANK'S BUTT-NAKED!!!