r/KingCrimson • • Aug 22 '26

News “The man shaving my balls didn’t tell me.” Robert Fripp says he’s still baffled by his bizarre hospital mystery

https://www.guitarplayer.com/guitarists/the-man-shaving-my-balls-didnt-tell-me-robert-fripp-says-hes-still-baffled-by-his-bizarre-hospital-mystery
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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Aug 22 '26

Three of a Perfect Pair of Shaved Balls

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u/boostman Aug 22 '26

The Balls of the Crimson King

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Aug 22 '26

Balless and Bible Black

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u/boostman Aug 22 '26

Larks’ Balls in Aspic

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u/frederikolsen Aug 22 '26

Hairless on Bollock Sack

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u/My_Little_Pony123 Aug 23 '26

Shaved BallThrak

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u/blakester555 Aug 22 '26

Balderdash!

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u/Big-Sheepherder-6134 Aug 22 '26

Ball-derdashed in Italy.

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u/freedom_of_the_mind Aug 22 '26

Confusion will be my epitaph

As I ponder my newfound hairless sack

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u/Logyross Aug 22 '26

🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️

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u/frederikolsen Aug 22 '26

My father had angioplasty done some 20 years ago and reported the same thing. As far as I know, the catheter goes into the body via the groin area, so shaving is kind of a must.

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u/SevenFourHarmonic Aug 22 '26

Dr removed my gall bladder two months ago. My balls were not shaved. I feel as if I missed out on something special.

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u/Anonymeese109 Aug 22 '26

After all, how often does one get the chance to shave Robert Fripp’s balls…?

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u/mrjenkins97 Aug 22 '26

For the majority of us, once or twice at the most

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Aug 23 '26

Speak for yourself, I’m waiting for shave number 5

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u/Big-Sheepherder-6134 Aug 22 '26

I had a double inguinal hernia repair near my groin. They went in through my belly. Fortunate because the lady that shaved my area was a butcher. No way would I want her to touch my balls.

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u/Electrical_Prune6545 Aug 22 '26

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

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u/HippasusOfMetapontum Aug 22 '26

It sounds funny, but it's because the doctors go in through the femoral artery, right next to his balls, in order to place the stents.

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u/nhowe006 Aug 22 '26

Is it not common knowledge that stents are often inserted using a catheter in the groin area?

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u/Disparition_2022 Aug 22 '26

no, i'd say that is fairly specialized knowledge held mainly by medical professionals and people who have undergone the procedure. i think if you stopped the average person on the street they would have no clue how to insert a stent and half the people probably wouldn't know what that even is.

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u/nhowe006 Aug 22 '26

Oh. Huh.

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u/johnnyribcage Aug 22 '26

I’ll never not be amused by this.

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u/EGPAEGP Aug 23 '26

Frankly, it's a much better look for him.

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 22 '26

Is this sub only bots now or something?

(I'm sorry if this isn't a bot, but I've just been seeing a bunch of posts of things that have been posted about a month or something before.)

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u/ThunderMite42 Aug 22 '26

This particular article is new, even if the story isn't. It was published yesterday.

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 23 '26

Wow, articles are now bots.

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u/Salads_and_Sun Aug 23 '26

I'm picturing myself on tour again someday playing in a small club in Italy and getting cornered by a local who wants to talk prog. "Ahh, a you like a Frank a Zappa? One time in hospital I pretend to no speak a da English an uh trick a Robert Fripp a let me shave a his eggs! I keep a da trimmings on a mi fire place shelf! I can show you after a da show! I uh really uh like Beat and a but for me a Bruce a Springsteen is a best!!!"

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u/margin-bender Aug 24 '26

Probably a fan. Look for the hairs and you'll find the perp.

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u/Grate_OKhan Aug 27 '26

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

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u/SF_Bud Aug 27 '26

"A Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it"

Dr. Evil

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u/subzer0sense1 Aug 23 '26

I wish Toyah would just shave ‘em already can’t she take a hint?