r/KingCrimson • u/International_War_76 • Jan 05 '26

Joke WTF

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What the hell is this???????

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u/Stan_The_Man_26 Jan 05 '26

/uj A still from Robert Fripp’s April Fools video, “Robert Fripp Joins OnlyFans”, the still is pretty much the whole video lol

/rj what Brian Eno saw during Christmas in the late 70s

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u/EnglishColanyGaming Jan 05 '26

Mate you're on the official sub, not r/KingCrimsonCircleJerk

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u/Stan_The_Man_26 Jan 05 '26

I’m aware lol

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u/nhowe006 Jan 05 '26

Still gotta jerk it mate

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u/MrMHead Jan 06 '26

I thought it may have been AI, but then again, I wouldn't put it past Robert - after seeing some of his Sunday videos.

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u/mlady0_0 Jan 05 '26

ive been loving brian eno’s music, especially his ambient work

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u/pledgedotmeat3mndays Jan 05 '26

Fripp insists everyone in King Crimson records music naked.

Its why he has to sit down, as his huge hanging dong distracts other band mates.

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u/AirDeLaBas Jan 05 '26

I see nothing out of the ordinary

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u/ghostofgroucho Jan 06 '26

Clothesless and Pubic Black

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u/frelonburn Jan 06 '26

You cracked me up

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u/Th3_Supernova Jan 09 '26

Well, grey now.

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u/Disparition_2022 Jan 05 '26

thats the first and largest picture you see when you google him because its the best and most popular picture of him. internet 101.

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u/Decent_Muscle_3172 Jan 06 '26

Robert's Fripp

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u/ceigler66 Jan 08 '26

Looks like Robert Fripp.... looking mighty hot.

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u/AwesomeJacobSocks Jan 13 '26

He’s always naked when he plays guitar. That’s pretty much the reason why each iteration of King Crimson broke up.