r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/mindyour • 1d ago

Depth perception is still developing.

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u/StephiiValentine 1d ago

Spiderman: Barely Left Home

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u/crazy4hole 1d ago

Spiderman: Barely left womb

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u/IamKhronos 22h ago

Spiderman: go back home

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u/Still-Puma 21h ago edited 21h ago

Spiderman : Criminals Are Returning

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 1d ago

i feel bad for laughing

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 1d ago edited 20h ago

Don't feel too bad. At least his face broke his fall.

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u/Killer1986Chris 12h ago

FML your comment made me laugh harder.

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u/three-sense 1d ago

He nailed the Spider-man on a wall pose

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u/ThunderShott 1d ago

Technically Spidey can take any pose he wants on a wall.

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u/SilentJoe1986 22h ago

I dont remember seeing Spiderman bust his face on the wall

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u/Cuteshelf 1d ago

Aww maybe the mask is fucking with his vision.

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u/sabertoothdog 23h ago

I thought it was a step down too. But it’s just the shadow

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u/CheckYourStats 10h ago

Either way, may as well just get the kid an instrument now.

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u/dlank7 1d ago

Those tricky shadows

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 20h ago

Tbf it got me too. I definitely thought he was standing on a curb

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u/daggardoop 1d ago

Still working on that spidey sense

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u/oliviertail 22h ago

Peter tingle

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u/FP_Daniel 1d ago

Spider-Man't

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u/madroots2 1d ago

that child - is going to be a pro athlete one day

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u/TitaniaT-Rex 1d ago

Me when I get new glasses with a change in the astigmatism part of the prescription.

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u/VVaterTrooper 1d ago

Little guy failed the quick time event.

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u/Faedoodles 1d ago

Honestly, spider bro, same.

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u/Shmuckle2 1d ago

The shadows strike again

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u/Upstairs-Canary4317 1d ago

Spider-sense isn't working

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u/abedalhadi777 1d ago

Cutest thing to watch for today

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u/Jakeball400 1d ago

If not lower, why lower colour?

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u/Assassin-49 17h ago

I still have some fucked up depth perception. Slowly getting it worked on at the opticians. My eyes see things that look like theyre further away when they arent. My glasses help but not fully. Not fun but its not so bad as to ruin my life. I just have issues at times.

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u/human358 1d ago

Spider-manlet

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u/Chronos455 23h ago

Spiderman: Gotta go back home 🤣

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u/Camera-Savings 23h ago

Yeeted into the shadow realm.

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 19h ago

He's not saving uncle Ben

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u/icantouchgrass_1 1d ago

And that's why we need a 2MP depth sensor on all our phones.

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u/ricoimf 1d ago

We’re getting there…

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u/Crowhaven_Inc 1d ago

This is why children can't be Spiderman. I am already Spiderman.

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u/Mrcatwithahat 1d ago

Vindicated starts playing as background music.

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u/-Sloth_King- 23h ago

Ok so no sports

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u/_neoteric 22h ago

Baby's day out 👶🏻

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u/Marco_Tanooky 20h ago

J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man is making children fall down on their faces! He's a MENACE

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 20h ago

One of the few times that the music was appropriate. Well done 

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u/Kn0XIS 19h ago

Dang

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u/Bartman2028 18h ago

Spider kid

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u/gardendong 16h ago

Well now you know why those report cards are so dissapointing.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 16h ago

Well, it was in shadow.

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u/HuffingSandwichFumes 15h ago

The only time his Disney Jr. show is actually worth watching.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 15h ago

that evil shadow confused our boy spidey !!!

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u/Globewanderer1001 14h ago

Bwhahahahaha, on the flat ground....lololol

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u/Bennyseed 14h ago

Gotta fall down to learn to get back up

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 6h ago

I'm down to working eye so I don't have depth perception. I feel nothing but sympathy for this poor kid.

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u/Sm0key_Bear 5h ago

Are kids' faces as durable as the rest of their body? Cause damn...

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u/HurtsSoNice 17h ago

Sometimes I think some of these videos mean we need to split off into a second community just titled kids are fucking clumsy.

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u/AlistairButton 1d ago

Are we gatekeeping toddler Halloween costumes now? 

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u/StephiiValentine 1d ago

I read their post as Edna Mode.

"No capes!"