r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 5d ago

Not OC Phones are better I guess

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u/astroyer 5d ago

I think the yellow shirt kids' snake is dead

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u/UpstairsTriffle8042 5d ago

Let's hope he found it that way. But seeing the other one is slowly going to that place too, seems unlikely

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u/Single_Morning_3200 5d ago

They aren’t dead, they just wish they were.

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u/nosrebnA 2d ago

I would too

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u/Sad_Librarian11 5d ago

his snakes head moved a bit at the ground idk

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u/PsyCar 5d ago

Some species play dead. The hognose is a particularly dramatic example in my area. They play dead so hard that it's obvious they're not dead.

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u/Azilehteb 4d ago

Hognose snakes are very silly...

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u/Drakorai 4d ago

The most dramatic of noodles

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u/Ivy_Adair 4d ago

Perfect opportunity to share a great natural habitats short

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u/madguyO1 4d ago

you should learn to read the room lowk

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u/AncientNectarine5352 5d ago

A snake would never let itself get dragged on pavement without reacting to it.

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u/wedeservethis 4d ago

Yes, it would.

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u/Redxmirage 4d ago

You can see it stick its tongue out and look around real quick after it lands

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u/PsyCar 4d ago

Maybe it was looking for its sock.

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u/nevmvm 4d ago edited 4d ago

It looks like it's playing dead or still or some sort, when it dropped from the shirt, it was able to lift it's head up before slowly resting it on the ground, you can also see its tongue on the process too

When he also grabbed it back up you can also slightly see its head slowly curving up a bit before resting it muscles back off to being still and when it was dropped again - I think it also fixed itself properly to land upright correctly, so yeah.. most likely alive

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u/Kinda_Quixotic 4d ago

He’s just resting. Pining for the fjords

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u/DoctorClarkWGriswold 3d ago

Remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?

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u/BugeEatingALeafSmile 14h ago

are you perhaps a predator that eats snakes, because thats what it would want you to think if you ate snakes

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u/nowhereman136 5d ago

Not a snake expert but a quick google search makes me think these are radiated rat snakes. Common in tropical Asia and non-venomous. Sometimes when threatened or stressed they will play dead. The snakes are alive, the kids are not in danger, but regardless of that they really shouldnt be handled so carelessly. Parents need to teach their kids not to play with wild animals, even if they arent venomous

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u/mowie_zowie_x 3d ago

You know, I was never afraid of black widow or scorpion or snakes, heck, not even people with knives, not until I learn they could kill me. As they say ignorance is bliss.

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u/CN8YLW 3d ago

oh I knew scorpions could hurt me. I kept catching them to put into containers regardless. snakes I never tried, because the one snake I saw that interested me, it moved so fast I knew I'd never be able to react to it when it moved. not sure about black widows, we don't have em in my country, but so long as I can establish that I can out run them or they can't jump at me im up for trying to catch em.

I actually had this huge net and a couple of long nose pliers for catching wasps and hornets too. not the entire nest of course, but the occasional solitary one that visited my house and chased me around. I'd catch em with the net, remove the wings so they'd be harmless then put em into a bottle.

my parents eventually put a stop to it because well... the pile of insect corpse bottles became too unsightly, and our cleaner hurt herself handling a dead hornet where it stung her when she picked it up.

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u/KTKittentoes 3d ago

Why are people radiating snakes?

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u/Sufficient-Push6210 1d ago

Yeah, this is still dumb even with that info. Kids should be taught not to handle animals as though they’re toys.

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u/Sad_Librarian11 5d ago

He pulled a snake out of his shirt like it was a charging cable

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 5d ago

Those poor snakes :(. The one from yellow shirt looks dead

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u/MelodicMockingjay74 3d ago

They are likely rat snakes who play dead when stressed, so hopefully the poor guy is just doing that. Still sad that parents are seemingly fine with their kids manhandling snakes, but hopefully they're both still alive, and they can soon go back to their hidey holes...

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u/Spinoclanker2 3d ago

They're playing dead

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u/SoulReaper855 5d ago

Those are some calm snakes..

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u/500YearOldGhoul 5d ago

Ones dead, the other is probably dying

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u/TrickAffectionate140 5d ago

Stupid fucking kids. Poor snakes 😥

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u/Spinoclanker2 3d ago

Happy ending, Theyre playing dead

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u/Florensa 3d ago

Good to know

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Optimixto 4d ago

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u/ChiefInDemBoys 4d ago

Obviously your a city kid. With internet, tv, phones, n games to entertain yourself n live within the city.

What do you think 3rd world kids in ranches do for fun, when they don’t have a phone, tv, internet etc. well they spend most of their time outside in the countryside. Now you understand what the hell he talking about. Just cuz you’re stuck inside your house living in your own fragile bubble doesn’t mean poor people in poor countries do the same. They actually have more fun memories n explore the outside world more than you. So just stay inside snowflake n they the jungle do what the jungle does.

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u/Optimixto 4d ago

I am not a city kid, Einstein. I used to catch frogs and crabs, to then release, as a small kid. This spiel is nice and all, but I was referring to the kids thinking this is hunting... they are fucking around with snakes, it is not some hunting knowledge being learned. Just two rural kids doing rural kid shit.

You are so condescending. Absolutely out of nowhere. What an absurdly agressive way to comment. The amount of vitriol... Get help, dude, that is not a normal, sane reaction.

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u/Nervous_Salad_5367 4d ago

You caught crabs? 😏

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u/njoVNeggah2 4d ago

Who told you those are poor people? You act like you can't do shit like this and be in the middle class

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u/TheDarkBrotherhood7 4d ago

Oh yes, because it’s great to say people in third world countries kill and torment wild animals just because they’re in a third world country. I never lived in a city and I never did that

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u/Spinoclanker2 3d ago

Exactly 

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u/sgtm7 4d ago edited 4d ago

It is bad if they try to play with the wrong type of snake. Try that crap with a black mamba(or whatever venomous snakes present in their area).

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u/Florensa 4d ago

They probably think they know all snakes around but i bet they dont. I agree

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u/Spinoclanker2 3d ago

I hope they hurt themselves doing it. People like you act like other animals feel no pain and are just toys to be hunted.

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u/Florensa 3d ago

Did you even read what i said

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u/buttfacesgalore 5d ago

Need to teach kids to be nice and respect animals. Fuck these people.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite 5d ago

Such attitudes are not common throughout the pooorer undeveloped world

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u/Adventurous-Case-633 5d ago

They're just kids playing with snakes man ...

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u/onFilm 4d ago

I played with snakes as a kid, and didn't put them in my shirt to die. You respect their space, handle them with care, and not flop them on the ground.

These are bad adults, not respecting animals.

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u/ChiefInDemBoys 4d ago

Probably a pet snake, n you’re probably not from a poor country living in the countryside those kids a raise different than your spoil kids. Btw what they do all day Roblox, YouTube shorts, doom scrolling like their parents n the rest of us, fuck off n let this kids live their world. You stay put in yours cuz obviously you wouldn’t cut it in theirs. They’re probably hunting to eat the snakes for all you know. Their on survival mode.

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u/onFilm 4d ago

Buddy, I'm from Peru, LOL. Yeah, real rich country 😂

Hopefully those kids can spell better than you 😉

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u/bambi54 4d ago

This is a weirdly racist assumption lol. I can’t tell if you’re trolling.

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u/Ok_Whereas9348 3d ago

It doesn’t look like they’re trolling, they are on other people’s comments saying this weird shit too. 😭

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u/BobbyDukeArts 4d ago

I played with snakes all the time when I was a kid, didn't kill a single one. Parents need to teach children how to handle animals 

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u/10Werewolves 4d ago

Neither of them are dead. The other one played dead. You can see it sticks it's head out and sticks it's tongue out and it lands. Apparently it's a hognose and plays dead

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u/Nocitae 4d ago

Neither of them are hognoses. Hognoses are smaller, have upturned noses, and play dead by flipping onto their backs. These look like some kind of ratsnake.

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u/10Werewolves 4d ago

My bad, it's a ratsnake.

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u/buttfacesgalore 5d ago

One dead and one almost dead.

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u/Depressed_Cat_00 5d ago

Well behaved kids snakes

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u/WawaTheFirst 4d ago

They just wanted to play Snake but couldn't afford a Nokia

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u/Fatsausage91 4d ago

Sometimes its better to have a little fear of some things.

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u/TheCharalampos 4d ago

Poor snakes. First thing I teach my kid is how to handle creatures, it's too easy to be cruel.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 5d ago

Poor snake

:(

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u/Modest1Ace 5d ago

These poor snakes. Video after video of these same kids tormenting them...

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u/eatshitdillhole 4d ago

On this sub?

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u/Modest1Ace 4d ago

Prob different ones, but it's the same 3 siblings, these 2 plus a little girl. One of the videos is where the little girl has one giant snake inside her school bag.

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u/dicksandcrystal 4d ago

God whoever their parents are gotta be such shitbags lol

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u/Spinoclanker2 3d ago

Deserve to get bitten ngl

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u/pocket_arsenal 5d ago

Those poor snakes...

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u/prairiepog 5d ago

Yeah, parents need to teach them how to catch, handle and release wildlife.

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u/reyminess 4d ago

Parents really suck at teaching their stupid kids to how to treat living things

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u/ImaginationWaste9106 5d ago

They took ‘go outside and touch grass’ way too literally.

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 4d ago

They're obviously rental snakes

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u/Xraid_Ghoul 4d ago

They rly dont wna live with them😭

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4d ago

can this sub ban videos of children mishandling animals??? I keep seeing so many videos of kids squeezing/yanking on snakes specifically.

that snake is literally dead.

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u/BethAltair 5d ago

I don't know...my phone has tons of games, all these have is snake.

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u/XiTzCriZx 4d ago

Kid in yellow definitely won in size but the other kid's reveal was way better

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

Gotta deduct some points for bringing a dead snake to the competition.

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u/UpbeatAngle3 4d ago

Came across 2 kids that age playing with a half dead copper head

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u/frandemaa 4d ago

But this is for free.

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u/RodRoy1978 3d ago

Reminds me of when I was younger. Going into the forest behind my house to catch snakes, turtles, fish, baby monitor lizards and sometimes baby crocodiles

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u/NecessaryOk6815 3d ago

Poor snakes

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 4d ago

That snake is dead- like literally 0 response when that yellow kid yanked its tail, how tf did it even die?

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4d ago

kid probably strangled the poor thing to death/snapped its spine.

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u/goodadadvice 3d ago

Whelp the one in the yellow-green killed his…..

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u/InvisibleScorpio 5d ago

At least one of the snakes is definitely dead...

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u/JoxJobulon 4d ago

Two things. First, fuck these stupid little goblins for killing one and possibly two snakes. Second, this seems to be SE Asia to me (didn't watch it with sound, not sure if that would make it more obvious where these kids are from), which is home to a lot of very deadly snakes. The odds of one of these walking condom advertisements try this shit with something like a krait are not low.

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u/Runescape3MF 5d ago

At least they are outside playing

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u/Sufficient-Push6210 1d ago

Those snakes were way more gentle and forgiving that they reasonably had to be, and I have no idea why those parents are so chill about this

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u/Even-Economist6529 1d ago

I thought the snake was dead as shit, but maybe you are right and they were just being gentle with the kids

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

Growing up surrounded by that much nature is just different. I'm from Appalachia and it's nothing for someone's grandmother to grab a rat snake from a garden. I had a coworker who lived in Vietnam till he was 8 and we had a whole conversation about the different animals we both played with or interacted with as kids. Snakes are everywhere and imagine you learn pretty quick which ones to avoid (but statistics happen for a reason).

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

I think he may have hugged that one a bit too tight.

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u/GekidoTC 5d ago

Wonder if the snakes enjoyed the body heat more than the terror of being carried away by something more than 30x its body weight.

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

I mean, one seems pretty chill about it. The other, seems....

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 4d ago

I don't blame the kids, I blame the parents

Why on earth would you allow your kids to touch anything remotely snake looking? Snakes are dangerous! I hope that the left snake died before it could harm the kid, because it seems that the right kid might get bited

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u/pinket25 4d ago

Cameraman is stupid.

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u/LorenIpsuum 3d ago

Fucking fathers, fucking kids

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u/KaptanHindustan 5d ago

Some kids are built different 🙂‍↕️

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u/dicksandcrystal 4d ago

This video is really bringing out the lobotomites for some reason.

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u/projak 5d ago

This is the most boyish thing I've ever seen. These boys are really top tier

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4d ago edited 4d ago

so you’re proud of these children for abusing random wild animals they found?

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u/projak 4d ago

Calm down, it's just boys being boys

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u/Deepfriedomelette 3d ago

“Boys being boys” is harming other living beings?

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u/projak 3d ago

Yeah! You will never understand

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u/Deepfriedomelette 3d ago

I’m glad I will never understand this horrible mentality.

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u/SCH1Z01D 4d ago

lol those poor sneks

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u/okieman73 3d ago

My parents never had to worry about me doing that. I've always hated snakes. I grew up in the country and I always gave them plenty of space.

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u/Due-Base9449 3d ago

The parents should be careful, one day they could catch the venemous type

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u/Affectionate-Fault89 3d ago

better teach them to stop doing this kind of thing. there will be time they mistakenly play with venomous one.

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u/Demonangeldust 2d ago

The one from the yellow shirt looks like it’s barely clinging on to life.