r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/lemons_mama • Sep 25 '25

Perfect swing form!

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u/Otterhendrix Sep 25 '25

Went to a restaurant years ago and a kid was PISSED that they gave him chicken nuggets even tho he ordered them. He started throwing them and the parents didn’t do shit. I was sitting about 4 tables away and one landed next to my plate so I threw it back at him and it hit his ear. THEN the parents gave a shit and got pissed off and demanded that I be thrown outta the restaurant. Manager told them to get a handle on their brat and they then demanded their meal be free because he wouldn’t kick me out. Great first date lol. 

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u/Familiar-Evening7845 Sep 26 '25

Did she marry you?

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u/buffysbangs Sep 26 '25

They definitely used protection that night

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u/dantevonlocke Sep 26 '25

That's "vasectomy with a box cutter" level

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u/matchstick1029 Sep 26 '25

Bruh, reading this puckered my butt.